Squishy Baff Lets Your Kids Wallow in Colored Bath Goop

After seeing so many Pillow Pets rips offs sold on TV, it is refreshing to see an infomercial selling a product for kids that isn’t a stuffed animal that transforms into something else. Unfortunately for parents, the latest kids’ product to hit the airwaves is a bath concoction called Squishy Baff:

With Squishy Baff kids will finally be eager to get into the bathtub. But instead of getting clean, your children will be sloshing around in a warm container of colored goo that will effectively trap all their filth and bacteria. However, the positives far outweigh the negatives.

Your young daughter will get a head start on her future career in novelty wrestling. And you can teach your toddlers an important lesson about primary and secondary colors when their blue Squishy Baff suddenly turns green.