Squishy Baff Lets Your Kids Wallow in Colored Bath Goop

After seeing so many Pillow Pets rips offs sold on TV, it is refreshing to see an infomercial selling a product for kids that isn’t a stuffed animal that transforms into something else. Unfortunately for parents, the latest kids’ product to hit the airwaves is a bath concoction called Squishy Baff:

With Squishy Baff kids will finally be eager to get into the bathtub. But instead of getting clean, your children will be sloshing around in a warm container of colored goo that will effectively trap all their filth and bacteria. However, the positives far outweigh the negatives.

Your young daughter will get a head start on her future career in novelty wrestling. And you can teach your toddlers an important lesson about primary and secondary colors when their blue Squishy Baff suddenly turns green.


  • 5 Responses to “Squishy Baff Lets Your Kids Wallow in Colored Bath Goop”

  • Using Squishy Baff would be like being in a giant glass of warm daquiri.

    Comment by euGene on February 14, 2012 at 4:15 pm

  • I think they used something similar to that on The Family Challenge game show.

    Comment by pikapal on February 16, 2012 at 3:13 pm

  • The name of the product sounds like something out of The Smurfs or Dr. Seuss.

    Comment by Hugo Bronson on February 28, 2012 at 4:16 pm

  • I think I had a nightmare about this when I was a kid.

    Comment by Lance W. Korn on March 11, 2012 at 12:11 am

  • my 3 year old nephew insisted on getting some of this stuff. literally the most disgusting thing i’ve ever seen, but he was completely delighted. go figure.

    Comment by rory on October 11, 2012 at 1:57 pm