Is the Sticky Wicky Lady the Next Vince Offer?

I recently received an email from Lindsey Brooks touting this woman in the Sticky Wicky roller (www.BuyStickyWicky.com) commercial as the next Vince “From ShamWow” Offer:

There are so many products advertised via infomercial for dog and cat owners. It is great to finally see an ad that acknowledges the long underserved frog owners markets…although I was genuinely unaware that shedding was problem with pet frogs.

Unlike the opening rhymes inspired by the Snuggie commercial, the jingle here is quite brazen:

If you’ve got a
Cat or dog,
A chicken, a frog,
An alligator, giraffe or snake.
You know when they start a-shedding
What a mess those varmints make.
You need a roller, a sticky roller.

A whistled version of the tune plays as background music throughout the spot, and an at the end an encore stanza allows the host to announce the “Mini Roller” free bonus.

Like Vince Offer in the ShamWow and Slap Chop ads, this woman tries to incorporate quips in her sales presentation. At 1:04, she says, “For all that dog hair, cat har, lint, dust, your husband’s youth.” Obviously, the reference to “your husband’s youth” is supposed to be some kind of a joke…but I don’t get it. Is she saying that wives normally send their husband’s youth “right down the drain” (as she was previously discussing)? Or that wives would like to clean up their husband’s misspent youth?

Honestly, this woman’s attempt to pitch a product reminds me less of Vince Offer or Billy Mays than of Wendy “The Snapple Lady” Kaufman’s attempt to break into infomercial stardom with the EZ Cracker commercial.

So how would you feel about seeing this Sticky Wicky ad aired during every commercial break?