Designer Snuggie: The Blanket with Sleeves Gets Even Stupider!

I really can’t believe what I’m going to write about is for real, but I swear I’m not making this up. You’ve all seen the endless commercials for the Snuggie, that stupid fleece “blanket with sleeves.” Well, if you thought the Snuggie was a great idea but didn’t want to look like an unfashionable rube by wearing one, now there is a product for you!

The Designer Snuggie is just like the original Snuggie but it comes in three “stylish” “fashion prints”: Zebra, Leopard, and Camel. Once again, this is a real product available at www.DesignerSnuggie.com. Here is the commercial:

So now instead of looking like a monk or cult member, you can look like you’ve just slaughtered a zebra, leopard, or camel and sewn its hide into a blanket with sleeves. Stylish indeed!

One difference between this commercial and the original Snuggie commercial is that they don’t show anyone wearing the Designer Snuggie outdoors. That is probably for safety reasons: If you wear the zebra pattern Snuggie in the Serengeti you may soon find yourself surrounded by a pack of hungry hyenas.

In related news, the makers of Snuggie have also come out with the Snugglette designed for children. So now you can help your kids get used to having the crap beat out of them at a young age.