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I have found yet another extreme way to exercise your face.

I recently came across a video featuring Greer Childers, the 61-year-old blonde who can currently be seen on TV infomercials promoting her Shapely Secrets and Body Flex workout and diet programs. At least I think it is Greer Childers because it sure does look like her and the title of the video is “Body Flex”, which is the same as the name of one of the programs she is currently promoting.

(If you will let me offer a comment on something off topic: I hate when people put videos online and provide no info or context about it. When was the video made? Where did you get it from? Who is in it? Don’t make us guess!)

I’m pretty sure this comes from these Body Flex workout tapes. According to Amazon, the date of these tapes is 1992, but it looks really 80s—boy does this thing look 80s! Bad 80s hair, bad 80s synthesizer music, bad 80s workout clothes.

In this video Greer demonstrates a fantastic way to keep your face in top form:

Between this technique, Facial Flex, and Rejuvenique, I’m surprised anyone has wrinkles at all anymore.

One of the most popular videos I’ve ever posted was the clip from QVC in which people demonstrate a hideous product called Facial Flex. You’re supposed to put Facial Flex in your mouth and squeeze repeatedly to exercise your face. Watching this thing in action can be quite a disturbing viewing experience.

I recently came across a video demonstration of Facial Flex that is several times harder to watch than the scene from QVC. It comes to us courtesy of something called the “Looseleaf Beauty Report.”

Yikes!

It’s nice to know that Edith Bunker is looking so well these days.

And check out this image being used to promote Facial Flex on Amazon.com:

I reiterate my previous claim that FacialFlex is a tool no self-respecting dominatrix should be without.

In my last post, I upload a video clip from QVC of the Facial Flex exerciser in action. Today I’m including several screenshots from that video.

If you’d like to use any of the images on your own website, feel free. Just be sure to give us a link back.

By the way, someone on YouTube had a one word comment on this video: G.I.L.F—which is even more disturbing than seeing Facial Flex in action.

(Ever seen the movie Brazil?)

Are you a male sex slave who has trouble finding the right gift for that dominatrix who seems to have everything?

Well, the Ridiculous Infomercial Review is here to help by letting you know about Facial Flex, a device designed to be placed in the mouth so that the unlucky victim can be forced to squeeze it repeatedly using only the muscles in his face.

We must admit, however, that even though Facial Flex looks exactly like the kind of torture device you’d expect to see in any well-stocked S&M dungeon, this product was not in fact designed for that purpose. Facial Flex is actually supposed to be an exercise device for the facial muscles.

And far from being sold at femdom conventions, this FacialFlex was marketed on QVC and HSN, to the same sweet grandmas who buy Joan Rivers rings and Quacker Factory sweaters. Old bags who are afraid to get sliced up in a real face lift surgery or too scared to have the toxic bacteria of Botox injected into them can still get rid of wrinkles by doing reps on their Facial Flex exercisers.

For the rest of us, seeing this video clip from QVC of the Facial Flex in action will provide great raw material for our nightmares:

“It’s kind of freaky” indeed!