An Even More Disturbing Facial Flex Demo

One of the most popular videos I’ve ever posted was the clip from QVC in which people demonstrate a hideous product called Facial Flex. You’re supposed to put Facial Flex in your mouth and squeeze repeatedly to exercise your face. Watching this thing in action can be quite a disturbing viewing experience.

I recently came across a video demonstration of Facial Flex that is several times harder to watch than the scene from QVC. It comes to us courtesy of something called the “Looseleaf Beauty Report.”


It’s nice to know that Edith Bunker is looking so well these days.

And check out this image being used to promote Facial Flex on

I reiterate my previous claim that FacialFlex is a tool no self-respecting dominatrix should be without.


  • 16 Responses to “An Even More Disturbing Facial Flex Demo”

  • Oh god, there is a book called infinite jest, where there is a tv show that is so entertaining, that people die watching it. I think we finally found it. I lost my shit everytime she open her mouth and the spanish song when “un cosa grande”.

    Comment by Pedro Tejeda on May 18, 2008 at 11:54 am

  • A great video to save for Halloween!

    Comment by aimhire on May 18, 2008 at 9:19 pm

  • Good old fashioned nightmare fuel!

    Comment by Mel on May 19, 2008 at 11:47 am

  • My God. It’s SCTV reborn. She even looks and sounds abit like Andrea Martin.

    Comment by bbrom00 on May 20, 2008 at 4:30 am

  • “Just keep fwexing, fwex…Oh, I wuv Pwacido Domwingo”

    Just goes to show you shouldn’t try to talk with your mouth full!

    Comment by bookendz on May 20, 2008 at 12:29 pm

  • Maybe she’s trying to use that thing as a speech therapy device

    Comment by David on May 20, 2008 at 6:30 pm

  • What’s with the music…

    Comment by Emil on May 21, 2008 at 1:49 pm

  • What? hahahah! That will only cause more wrinkles, if anything!

    Comment by Teri B. on May 23, 2008 at 1:26 am

  • Use this device if you want to be a goldfish at the office costume party.

    Comment by Nicolletta on May 23, 2008 at 7:47 am

  • facial flex is a facial toning device that strengthens the 30+ mussels in your face and neck is preformed correctly. the picture above is merely showing an abstract outline of those mussels.

    facial flex is also used to help burned victims and other people with facial trauma to regain the basic movements of their face.

    Comment by christian on June 13, 2008 at 2:35 pm

  • Well if it works thats whats important isnt it?

    Comment by asma on September 7, 2008 at 8:41 am

  • It looks like she’s having sex! I ordered one of these things; hope I enjoy it as much as she did.

    Comment by Donut Ho' on September 18, 2008 at 9:32 am

  • why dont you get a life instead of cruising the Internet looking for “disturbing” you tubes
    This product helps burns victims to strengthen their facial muscles
    I think your just either very young and stupid or just very ignorant and unwordly

    Comment by philippa on December 3, 2008 at 8:56 pm

  • Hey Philippa,

    Why don’t you get a life instead of cruising the Interent to make prissy comments on humorous blogs?

    Comment by Paul Lucas on December 4, 2008 at 9:59 am

  • this is a total waste of money! don’t buy it!

    Comment by Brenda on January 21, 2009 at 9:04 am

  • What in the world is with the music? Why does she keep trying to talk with that thing in her mouth??

    Comment by Canaduck on March 25, 2009 at 7:06 pm