Ageless Male Helps Hulk Hogan Make Better Sex Tapes, Brother

Back in the heyday of Hulkamania, little did we know that when wrestling superstar Hulk Hogan urged us to “Train, say your prayers, take your vitamins, and believe in yourself” the “vitamins” the Hulkster was talking about were male enhancement supplements and prostate pills!

Hogan is now using his celebrity to pitch the Ageless Male testosterone booster.

[Jan 07, 2014: I had screenshots here of the websites on which Hulk Hogan was shown endorsing Ageless Male and Super Beta Prostate, but the company bullied me into removing them because Hulk Hogan is no longer promoting their product. Clearly I have the right to include those screenshots here under the doctrine of fair use, but I am too busy to fight them at this time.]

As well as the Super Beta Prostate supplement:

All this comes at the same time that Hulk Hogan is in the news for making a “sex tape.” I will not embed the video here because it is…

1) NSFW (Not Safe for Work)

2) Gross

3) Harder to watch than Santa with Muscles

If you are so inclined you may search the Web for this piece of cinéma vérité. But what a stroke of luck for the manufacturers of these supplements! Do you doubt whether Super Beta Prostate and Ageless Male really work to promote testosterone and prostate health? Then just watch the video of Hulk Hogan in action for the proof!

Unfortunately I have not been able to find any TV infomercials that feature Hulk Hogan endorsing these pills. (The current television ad for Super Beta Prostate stars football player Joe Theismann.) But I am hoping that when the TV commercials do air Hogan will make a more muscular use of his pop-culture persona:

“This is the Hulkster, brother! I used to have a prostate bigger than Andre the Giant’s head. But then I found Super Beta Prostate and Ageless Male. These things work like a tag team to pin the symptoms of aging to the mat. Believe me, at my age you can’t give a piledriver to your best friend’s wife on video without some help, brother. Whatcha gonna do when Ageless Male and Super Beta Prostate run wild on you?”

…after which the Hulkster will place his hand behind his right ear to hear the adulation of the cheering crowd.

I was going to say that Hulk Hogan’s promotion of Ageless Male and Super Beta Prostate was the low point of his endorsement career, but then I found this…