Stride Panties Infomercial is So Funny You’ll Wet Your Pants

If you think that television would be improved by the sight of old ladies pissing their pants, then the Stride Panties infomercial is for you:

According to the Stride Panties commercial, the causes for involuntarily taking a wiz include: laughing, sneezing, exercising, and giving birth. Except for giving birth, all of those activities are done by men as well, which means we may be blessed by an infomercial for a follow-up product in the near future.

Go back to 1:19 and listen to this giggly dialogue again…

Woman #1: Stride makes it easy, even if I’m sneezing.

Woman #2: I can laugh at that now!

…but this time realize that both woman are peeing as they say it…which actually is funny.

The most remarkable line comes from the woman who gleefully insists, “They’re the sexiest panties I own.”

Maybe, but the sexiness of the panties is somewhat diminished by the fact that they are soaked in your urine.


  • 3 Responses to “Stride Panties Infomercial is So Funny You’ll Wet Your Pants”

  • Reminds me of a joke…

    A man sits next to an old lady on a bus. He thinks he smells urine and politely asks her, “Excuse me, but do you ever pee in your pants?”

    The old lady thinks for a second and says, “Depends.”

    Comment by euGene on September 15, 2012 at 7:00 pm

  • Ladies, if you have blue urine see a doctor. Stride panties won’t help you with that.

    Comment by Anne Packrat on September 16, 2012 at 1:03 am

  • Why the heck are all the women featured in the commercial blonde and white? Is this something only natural blondes go through?

    Comment by Jay on July 23, 2013 at 8:18 pm