Pretend to Straddle a Bucking Bronco with Ace Power

Some people may have thought the Hawaii Chair was lewd, but a Korean company has done them one better with Ace Power, a piece of fitness equipment that simulates the experience of riding a horse:

Ace Power will join the likes of Shake Weight and Free Flexor as must have items for any serious collector of suggestive exercise equipment.

If the marketers behind this ingenious item really want people to image themselves on top of a horse, they should offer a real horse-hair tail seat attachment to give users an even more realistic equestrian experience.

If the horse-riding metaphor fails to motivate people into buying, maybe Ace Power could take a hint from Flirty Girl Fitness and rebrand their product as a simulated lap-dance machine.

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A thoroughbred thank you to reader Al Frank for letting us know about the Ace Power infomercial.