Keep Your Fingernails Dry AND Look Like Freddy Krueger with Nails In Motion

So just how long does it take nail polish to dry? I always assumed such a process took only a few minutes. But apparently the enormous amount time needed for a manicure to dry is such a drain on productivity that someone had to invent Nails In Motion Tip Tops to spare women from enduring the long wait:

Now women can be out and active right after a manicure…as long as they are willing to go out in public looking like Freddy Krueger.

If this product starts getting popular, I think a large portion of the Booty Pop and Kickin’ Ink crowd will skip the manicures entirely and just start wearing the Nails In Motion Tip Tops as fashion accessories all by themselves.