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Annoying Totino’s Pizza Rolls Commercial is on ALL THE TIME!

This is a little bit off topic, but I am the only one who has noticed that those annoying commercials for Totino’s Party Pizza and Pizza Rolls have been playing on TV almost constantly?

The awful rendition of that 80s pop music crap “Kids in America” that plays as background music may just drive me insane if I hear it one more time.

And, honestly, if today’s youth love eating Totino’s “best of all” out of everything in their entire lives then the “kids in America” are even worse off than anyone had feared.

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  • 31 Responses to “Annoying Totino’s Pizza Rolls Commercial is on ALL THE TIME!”

  • The new Totino’s ad has a lot of kids talking under water. There is also a Spanish version as well that has the Kids in America music in the background but without any lyrics.

    Comment by euGene on August 8, 2010 at 1:57 pm

  • Yet the “Kids in America” song is curiously darker than a Tostinos Pizza Rolls ad would imply–decidedly anti-suburbia, which is exactly where this ad takes place.

    Comment by Hellbound Alleee on August 8, 2010 at 4:28 pm

  • I’m so with you–so mind-blowingly stupid and annoying. What kind of braindead ad exec thought this would appeal to ANYONE? I guarantee you that there aren’t any kids saying, “I also enjoy eating shitty frozen blobs of bread, slaughterhouse sweepings, and cheese more than music, swimming, or being with my friends!”

    The “LISTENING TO OUR FAVORITE BANDS!!” kid is the worst. I want to punch him in the teeth.

    Comment by Canaduck on August 10, 2010 at 8:35 pm

  • This snack taste like crap.They need a loud blaring ad to get past fact

    Comment by Tank on August 13, 2010 at 10:27 am

  • A STUPID song to go with even stupider, nerdy kids and a LAME gross tasting product. Talk about CORNY and ANNOYING. Why would they revive a sucky song like that??

    Comment by Sarcasmo on September 9, 2010 at 7:52 pm

  • LMFAO.. yeah the Tostinos commercial is stupid, but what really annoys me is the damn song!!

    Comment by Sweet James on October 30, 2010 at 9:54 pm

  • LMAO i thought i was the only one who thinks that song is stupid!!

    Comment by Liz on November 4, 2010 at 2:50 pm

  • The song IS NOT stupid when you compare the life of kids living in other parts of the world with the ones that live here. American kids rich or poor, winners and losers, get to celebrate BECAUSE they in America. That’s why the pizza rolls.

    Comment by Mike on January 15, 2011 at 2:44 pm

  • “Totino’s pizza has been criticized by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) for its high amount of trans fat, each containing three to five grams, well over the two gram a day limit recommended by the FDA.” –wikipedia

    I wish that commercials would just break the ice and tell us what they really want.

    Commercial– General Mills HQ wants us to compete more with the health food craze. Here’s the target demographics that we’ll try to brainwash

    1. Impressionable kids
    2. Time pressed/ Lazy parents
    3. Weekend parents that didn’t want kids
    4. Kids that don’t want to have a designated family eating time (see #2)
    5. Parents that don’t mind #4 (see #2)
    6. Lazy kids (see #1, #2, #4)
    7. Poor people who don’t mind and accept health risks

    ect.

    Buy our food now, live fast and die young, don’t worry about the future because the problems will probably sort themselves out, hail the glory of your food producing overlord and you too will feel the POWER of General Mills grasp on America’s balls. Support our fight against the FDA and you will feel the warmth that our piss can provide.

    Comment by Stickdeath on February 21, 2011 at 2:47 pm

  • What’s up with the newest one where the “kids in America” have their headphones on and keep repeating what the other one says??? I heard it once and it sucked, stop repeating it! I always mute the TV when that commercial comes on, that’s how much I loathe it! The song is definitely the worst part…nails on a chalkboard!!

    Comment by RED on March 11, 2011 at 5:34 am

  • The absolute worst totinos commercial is the two tween girls repeatin every ignorant line, and staring into space whilst listening to music. My god, is that what the “kids of america” do? Zone out like zombies to itunes and eat junkfood. Nonsense.

    Comment by Josh on March 12, 2011 at 10:48 pm

  • this has to be one of the most annoying commercials I hate the stupid song and how loud it is

    Comment by Vardan on March 23, 2011 at 8:39 pm

  • Has anybody else noticed that they play that commercial with those BUTT UGLY RETARDS about three times an hour on the food network channels, it makes me ill. I dont know what is worse this or the truvia comm, like someone said I have to hit the mute button. It seems as if the younger generations all have to be seen and heard and dont care that the could be annoying the hell out of other people.

    Comment by Rik on March 28, 2011 at 11:11 am

  • The commercial with the two teenage boys who can’t find the totino pizza rolls in the freezer when there is only 3 things in there is just stupid and then leave the phone in the freezer, please I hope you are not paying anybody to come up with these idea’s. Come on advertising dept. come up with something that is believable or at least entertaining.

    Barbara

    Comment by Barbara Dickerson on January 7, 2012 at 12:18 am

  • Omg! Yay. I have been so annoyed by ALL totinos commercials but esp the one with those retarded boys leaving the phone in the freezer.

    Comment by Dana on January 23, 2012 at 2:09 am

  • Whoever made this idiotic commercial with two morans and moran mother is an idiot too ,but even bigger idiot is whoever agreed to air this piece of stupidity

    Comment by gMasta on January 31, 2012 at 9:39 pm

  • are you people brain dead or what? i have never seen a more ignorant commercial than these 2 kids in the freezer in my life. the mother is a moron. what is wrong with you people. get it off now.

    Comment by judy marie on February 2, 2012 at 12:00 pm

  • I THOUGHT THIS COMMERCIAL WAS GONE? WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? YOU LOOK LIKE A BUNCH OF BRAINLESS IDIOTS!!!!! GET IT OFF, AND NOW….

    Comment by judy marie on February 6, 2012 at 2:44 pm

  • i still see this goddamn commercial. do you people know how to read??? you are fucking idiots

    Comment by judy marie on February 8, 2012 at 6:58 pm

  • the commercial is still on…. GET IT OFF. THE KID LEAVES THE PHONE IN THE FREEZER!!!!!!!! ARE YOU RETARDED???????????

    Comment by judy marie on February 10, 2012 at 1:38 pm

  • GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF.

    Comment by judy marie on February 13, 2012 at 11:27 am

  • WHY IS THIS STUPID FUCKING COMMERCIAL STILL ON THE AIR? ARE YOU PEOPLE RETARDED OR WHAT?

    Comment by judy marie on March 1, 2012 at 12:21 am

  • I think that today’s teens are smarter than we are, do you really think that they cannot find totino’s pizza rolls in a bright yellow bag, right in front of them, and the last thing that a kid would lay down in the freezer is the TELEPHONE, HELLO. This is a very bad, bad, bad, commercial, and I would not buy this product for my children, just because of this commercial. I am sorry to be so blunt, but this commercial is very annoying to those of us who have raised children, and know just how intelligent they are.

    Comment by S. Clark on March 19, 2012 at 6:13 pm

  • I am surprised that they didn’t have to call Mom back on how to cook them. Why do the stupid commercials have to portray kids as being stupid?

    Comment by G. Wolfe on April 12, 2012 at 3:45 pm

  • i don’t know about the tv commercial w/a song but i have to tell you the one where the kid tells his mother he’s hungrey as he’s looking into a practically empty freezer, along with another friend, and says there’s nothing to eat! the mother then directs him to the pizza rolls and all is happy?? what the heck is wrong with the powers that be to allow such a stupid ad on tv, time and time again????? hello, did they actually pay for this ad to be made??? who the heck approved it, a relative??????

    Comment by rori peters on April 23, 2012 at 12:15 pm

  • WHY IS THIS GODDAMN COMMERCIAL STILL ON THE AIR? IT MAKES YOUNG KIDS LOOK LIKE ASSHOLES. THE MOTHER IS AN ASSHOLE TOO. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. GET IT OFF TV. YOU PEOPLE ARE ASSHOLES

    Comment by judy on June 20, 2012 at 9:02 pm

  • GETR THIS GODDAMN AD OFF TV!!!!! NOW, ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!!!!

    Comment by judy on June 20, 2012 at 9:03 pm

  • If I had kids as stupid as those two morons that were looking in the freezer and could not find the box and then leave the phone there I would not leave them alone at any time in my house. I would be afraid they would burn the house down. Take the damn commercial off now!!!

    Comment by Daryl on August 8, 2012 at 3:21 pm

  • why is this fucking annoying commercial stil on tv. what the the hell is wrong with you retards

    Comment by judy on August 10, 2012 at 9:49 pm

  • The kid left the cell phone in the freezer!

    Comment by Charles on September 3, 2012 at 3:44 pm

  • Ok.. The commercial with the kids who say they are starving and cant see the bag in the fridge. If your kids are that stupid… Shoot them.

    2. The girl who is on the phone with the guy who says no you hang up first.. then microwave goes off she gets off the phone to eat them. And mom comes over with the phone… Be a parent! If you are allowing that at her age she will be pregnant at 15

    Comment by Anna on February 6, 2013 at 3:49 pm

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