Annoying Totino’s Pizza Rolls Commercial is on ALL THE TIME!
August 7th, 2010 by Paul Lucas
This is a little bit off topic, but I am the only one who has noticed that those annoying commercials for Totino’s Party Pizza and Pizza Rolls have been playing on TV almost constantly?
The awful rendition of that 80s pop music crap “Kids in America” that plays as background music may just drive me insane if I hear it one more time.
And, honestly, if today’s youth love eating Totino’s “best of all” out of everything in their entire lives then the “kids in America” are even worse off than anyone had feared.
The new Totino’s ad has a lot of kids talking under water. There is also a Spanish version as well that has the Kids in America music in the background but without any lyrics.
Comment by euGene — August 8th, 2010 at 1:57 pm
Yet the “Kids in America” song is curiously darker than a Tostinos Pizza Rolls ad would imply–decidedly anti-suburbia, which is exactly where this ad takes place.
Comment by Hellbound Alleee — August 8th, 2010 at 4:28 pm
I’m so with you–so mind-blowingly stupid and annoying. What kind of braindead ad exec thought this would appeal to ANYONE? I guarantee you that there aren’t any kids saying, “I also enjoy eating shitty frozen blobs of bread, slaughterhouse sweepings, and cheese more than music, swimming, or being with my friends!”
The “LISTENING TO OUR FAVORITE BANDS!!” kid is the worst. I want to punch him in the teeth.
Comment by Canaduck — August 10th, 2010 at 8:35 pm
This snack taste like crap.They need a loud blaring ad to get past fact
Comment by Tank — August 13th, 2010 at 10:27 am
A STUPID song to go with even stupider, nerdy kids and a LAME gross tasting product. Talk about CORNY and ANNOYING. Why would they revive a sucky song like that??
Comment by Sarcasmo — September 9th, 2010 at 7:52 pm
LMFAO.. yeah the Tostinos commercial is stupid, but what really annoys me is the damn song!!
Comment by Sweet James — October 30th, 2010 at 9:54 pm
LMAO i thought i was the only one who thinks that song is stupid!!
Comment by Liz — November 4th, 2010 at 2:50 pm
The song IS NOT stupid when you compare the life of kids living in other parts of the world with the ones that live here. American kids rich or poor, winners and losers, get to celebrate BECAUSE they in America. That’s why the pizza rolls.
Comment by Mike — January 15th, 2011 at 2:44 pm
“Totino’s pizza has been criticized by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) for its high amount of trans fat, each containing three to five grams, well over the two gram a day limit recommended by the FDA.” –wikipedia
I wish that commercials would just break the ice and tell us what they really want.
Commercial– General Mills HQ wants us to compete more with the health food craze. Here’s the target demographics that we’ll try to brainwash
1. Impressionable kids
2. Time pressed/ Lazy parents
3. Weekend parents that didn’t want kids
4. Kids that don’t want to have a designated family eating time (see #2)
5. Parents that don’t mind #4 (see #2)
6. Lazy kids (see #1, #2, #4)
7. Poor people who don’t mind and accept health risks
ect.
Buy our food now, live fast and die young, don’t worry about the future because the problems will probably sort themselves out, hail the glory of your food producing overlord and you too will feel the POWER of General Mills grasp on America’s balls. Support our fight against the FDA and you will feel the warmth that our piss can provide.
Comment by Stickdeath — February 21st, 2011 at 2:47 pm
What’s up with the newest one where the “kids in America” have their headphones on and keep repeating what the other one says??? I heard it once and it sucked, stop repeating it! I always mute the TV when that commercial comes on, that’s how much I loathe it! The song is definitely the worst part…nails on a chalkboard!!
Comment by RED — March 11th, 2011 at 5:34 am
The absolute worst totinos commercial is the two tween girls repeatin every ignorant line, and staring into space whilst listening to music. My god, is that what the “kids of america” do? Zone out like zombies to itunes and eat junkfood. Nonsense.
Comment by Josh — March 12th, 2011 at 10:48 pm
this has to be one of the most annoying commercials I hate the stupid song and how loud it is
Comment by Vardan — March 23rd, 2011 at 8:39 pm
Has anybody else noticed that they play that commercial with those BUTT UGLY RETARDS about three times an hour on the food network channels, it makes me ill. I dont know what is worse this or the truvia comm, like someone said I have to hit the mute button. It seems as if the younger generations all have to be seen and heard and dont care that the could be annoying the hell out of other people.
Comment by Rik — March 28th, 2011 at 11:11 am
The commercial with the two teenage boys who can’t find the totino pizza rolls in the freezer when there is only 3 things in there is just stupid and then leave the phone in the freezer, please I hope you are not paying anybody to come up with these idea’s. Come on advertising dept. come up with something that is believable or at least entertaining.
Barbara
Comment by Barbara Dickerson — January 7th, 2012 at 12:18 am
Omg! Yay. I have been so annoyed by ALL totinos commercials but esp the one with those retarded boys leaving the phone in the freezer.
Comment by Dana — January 23rd, 2012 at 2:09 am
Whoever made this idiotic commercial with two morans and moran mother is an idiot too ,but even bigger idiot is whoever agreed to air this piece of stupidity
Comment by gMasta — January 31st, 2012 at 9:39 pm
are you people brain dead or what? i have never seen a more ignorant commercial than these 2 kids in the freezer in my life. the mother is a moron. what is wrong with you people. get it off now.
Comment by judy marie — February 2nd, 2012 at 12:00 pm
I THOUGHT THIS COMMERCIAL WAS GONE? WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? YOU LOOK LIKE A BUNCH OF BRAINLESS IDIOTS!!!!! GET IT OFF, AND NOW….
Comment by judy marie — February 6th, 2012 at 2:44 pm