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The Identity Stronghold Commercial’s Talking Credit Card Can Fuel Nightmares

Recently on Anthony Sullivan’s Twitter feed, he mentioned that he was working on a commercial for a product called ID Stronghold that would be featured on the upcoming season of Pitchmen. After doing some research I found out that Identity Stronghold is a protective sleeve that blocks a credit card containing an RFID chip (often called a “smart card”) from being scanned by thieves.

I also discovered this attempt at a TV commercial by the makers of Identity Stronghold.:

Now we know why they need Sully’s help in making a new commercial! That talking credit card is truly the stuff of nightmares. Fortunately, this spot never aired widely; otherwise many a parent would spend late nights trying to help a child forget the haunting image of a credit card with a moving mouth.

The talking credit card of the Identity Stronghold infomercial recalls another product with a “mouth” – the Fleshlight sex toy, which you can see in motion in this video:

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  • 2 Responses to “The Identity Stronghold Commercial’s Talking Credit Card Can Fuel Nightmares”

  • I took one look at the guy with the glasses and I thought, “So that’s what Andy Dick is up to these days!” The rest of the infomercial is just so bad; It’s too bad to even played as a parody of bad infomercials.

    Comment by Thomas on April 28, 2010 at 3:12 am

  • I particularly enjoyed the bit at the very end, where he is now content with his credit card and sashays off into the sunset…

    Comment by Sam on May 1, 2010 at 9:15 am

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