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Uro Club Lets You Take a Leak in the Middle of the Golf Course

Have you ever been on the tenth hole of a golf course and really needed to urinate? Me neither, but if you ever have an urgent need to go out on the green Uro Club is here to help. Apparently golfers who need to a take a piss in the middle of their game face a dilemma: They can either make the long trek all the way back to the club house (interrupting their play) or use the nearest bush. Whenever a man faces a bush with his hands in front of him for an extended period of time, everyone knows what he is doing. Golf is a classy game and relieving your bladder in the middle of the course just ain’t classy. The solution? UroClub:

So instead of standing in front of a bush and having your fellow golfers think you are uncouth, you can now have them think you are spending a long time positioning your club just right. Your reputation as a meticulous golfer will skyrocket. I’m glad the Uro Club comes with that towel; otherwise pulling out your Johnson and sticking it into a golf club might get people talking.

After using the Uro Club, be sure to screw the cap back on tightly, so you don’t have to worry about your golfing buddies having an accident while borrowing your funny-looking golf club. “Fore!”

The Uro Club joins the Hawaii Chair and Tiddy Bear in the I-Can’t-Believe-It’s-A-Real-Product category.

Thanks to Ridiculous Infomercial Review readers Anne Packrat and Sean for letting me know about the Uro Club commercial.

Comments

  • 16 Responses to “Uro Club Lets You Take a Leak in the Middle of the Golf Course”

  • Just plain gross! Golfing with a club full of urine. Not to mention, will the guy who uses this have a supply of hand sanitizer in his pocket? What if he swings forward and the cap pops open? He would be covered in his own urine. Did I mention, GROSS?

    Comment by Misteri on March 24, 2009 at 2:33 pm

  • I totally agree! Eww! And it doesn’t look like they’re touching themselves with that towel on top… Suuure.

    Although it will be hilarious if “buyers” of the product run to it’s defense here, as they have in other posts.

    Comment by NM on March 24, 2009 at 5:23 pm

  • I think this beats the ‘Hawaii Chair” and “Tiddy Bear” ads by far in the WTF?!?!?! department.

    Comment by Evgueni on March 24, 2009 at 7:19 pm

  • You guys are crazy. This is clearly the classiest product ever made, with the classiest name ever. Frankly I’m sorry that more products aren’t named after urine.

    Also, good thing there aren’t any female golfers who need to pee. Oh wait.

    Comment by Canaduck on March 24, 2009 at 10:56 pm

  • Ah, you people and your urophobia! The stuff is perfectly STERILE for corn’s sake! Just watch that first scene in “Waterworld” again…

    Comment by Scott Mercer on March 25, 2009 at 1:50 am

  • LOL!!!!! The part with him and the towel was kind of disturbing even for me, but still funny.

    Comment by Emilin8r on March 25, 2009 at 12:50 pm

  • LOL, anyone else notice how miscast the voice over actor is in regards to the old guy portrayed on the screen?

    Comment by Evgueni on March 25, 2009 at 2:04 pm

  • Looks like a great product here. After all, it looks just like an ordinary club. The best clubs have an awkwardly thick plastic handle extending two-thirds down the length of the club. What’s more, all serious golfers check their clubs with a towel covering their waist and thighs. Not only is it an inconspicuous way to empty the bladder, its a great way to discipline your image and show other golfers you can afford the finest tools of the trade….

    Ahem…

    Comment by Nils Barton on March 25, 2009 at 7:10 pm

  • I bought 3. They fill up fast.

    Comment by Josh Einstein on March 25, 2009 at 8:31 pm

  • Oh my goodness!! The Sham-Wow guy got in a fight with a hooker!

    Mugshot:

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html

    Comment by Canaduck on March 27, 2009 at 3:08 pm

  • Can I pay for it with Urodollars?

    Comment by Wiger Toods on March 28, 2009 at 6:51 pm

  • I woke up in the middle of the night, having left the TV on, and this was on. I seriously thought this was a joke… until I saw it again about a week later. :c

    Comment by Basil on April 5, 2009 at 2:27 am

  • I know it looks ridiculous, but I actually bought one for my father as a joke because he’s getting older and we kinda make fun of him for not being able to hold his liquor like he used to… soooooo… now when he’s out on the course he can relax and not worry about his fluid intake. He loves it! Not to mention, now his buddies want one. Just think about all of the incontinent men out there ; )

    Comment by Lucy on February 12, 2010 at 12:37 am

  • That uro club would be mint if you filled it with whiskey instead of urine

    Comment by scotty on January 6, 2011 at 4:25 pm

  • i saw this and it’d be great, but not for people like my dad…. he has an enlarged prostate and it takes him about 2 minutes to fully pee

    Comment by ursala on February 28, 2012 at 7:53 pm

  • Presented without comment, skip to about 2:50: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnYP_6uWI5k

    Comment by Steve D on March 19, 2018 at 6:36 pm

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