Uro Club Lets You Take a Leak in the Middle of the Golf Course
March 23rd, 2009 Paul Lucas
Have you ever been on the tenth hole of a golf course and really needed to urinate? Me neither, but if you ever have an urgent need to go out on the green Uro Club is here to help. Apparently golfers who need to a take a piss in the middle of their game face a dilemma: They can either make the long trek all the way back to the club house (interrupting their play) or use the nearest bush. Whenever a man faces a bush with his hands in front of him for an extended period of time, everyone knows what he is doing. Golf is a classy game and relieving your bladder in the middle of the course just ain’t classy. The solution? UroClub:
So instead of standing in front of a bush and having your fellow golfers think you are uncouth, you can now have them think you are spending a long time positioning your club just right. Your reputation as a meticulous golfer will skyrocket. I’m glad the Uro Club comes with that towel; otherwise pulling out your Johnson and sticking it into a golf club might get people talking.
After using the Uro Club, be sure to screw the cap back on tightly, so you don’t have to worry about your golfing buddies having an accident while borrowing your funny-looking golf club. “Fore!”
The Uro Club joins the Hawaii Chair and Tiddy Bear in the I-Can’t-Believe-It’s-A-Real-Product category.
Thanks to Ridiculous Infomercial Review readers Anne Packrat and Sean for letting me know about the Uro Club commercial.
Just plain gross! Golfing with a club full of urine. Not to mention, will the guy who uses this have a supply of hand sanitizer in his pocket? What if he swings forward and the cap pops open? He would be covered in his own urine. Did I mention, GROSS?
Comment by Misteri — March 24th, 2009 at 2:33 pm
I totally agree! Eww! And it doesn’t look like they’re touching themselves with that towel on top… Suuure.
Although it will be hilarious if “buyers” of the product run to it’s defense here, as they have in other posts.
Comment by NM — March 24th, 2009 at 5:23 pm
I think this beats the ‘Hawaii Chair” and “Tiddy Bear” ads by far in the WTF?!?!?! department.
Comment by Evgueni — March 24th, 2009 at 7:19 pm
You guys are crazy. This is clearly the classiest product ever made, with the classiest name ever. Frankly I’m sorry that more products aren’t named after urine.
Also, good thing there aren’t any female golfers who need to pee. Oh wait.
Comment by Canaduck — March 24th, 2009 at 10:56 pm
Ah, you people and your urophobia! The stuff is perfectly STERILE for corn’s sake! Just watch that first scene in “Waterworld” again…
Comment by Scott Mercer — March 25th, 2009 at 1:50 am
LOL!!!!! The part with him and the towel was kind of disturbing even for me, but still funny.
Comment by Emilin8r — March 25th, 2009 at 12:50 pm
LOL, anyone else notice how miscast the voice over actor is in regards to the old guy portrayed on the screen?
Comment by Evgueni — March 25th, 2009 at 2:04 pm
Looks like a great product here. After all, it looks just like an ordinary club. The best clubs have an awkwardly thick plastic handle extending two-thirds down the length of the club. What’s more, all serious golfers check their clubs with a towel covering their waist and thighs. Not only is it an inconspicuous way to empty the bladder, its a great way to discipline your image and show other golfers you can afford the finest tools of the trade….
Ahem…
Comment by Nils Barton — March 25th, 2009 at 7:10 pm
I bought 3. They fill up fast.
Comment by Josh Einstein — March 25th, 2009 at 8:31 pm
Oh my goodness!! The Sham-Wow guy got in a fight with a hooker!
Mugshot:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html
Comment by Canaduck — March 27th, 2009 at 3:08 pm
Can I pay for it with Urodollars?
Comment by Wiger Toods — March 28th, 2009 at 6:51 pm
I woke up in the middle of the night, having left the TV on, and this was on. I seriously thought this was a joke… until I saw it again about a week later. :c
Comment by Basil — April 5th, 2009 at 2:27 am