Bye, Bye Boobies: Carmen Palumbo and Stacey Hayes Replace Tina Milano and Kelly Britz on Jeff Paul Infomercial

A tragedy has befallen horny male late-night infomercial viewers. The infomercial for Jeff Paul Shortcuts to Internet Millions no longer features the prominent cleavage of Tina Milano and Kelly Britz.

The latest Shortcuts to Internet Millions infomercial does feature two new female hotties as hosts, namely Carmen Palumbo and Stacey Hayes. But although these attractive women have ample breasts and wear short dresses, they present nothing like the in-your-face mammaries that Tina Milano and Kelly Britz did.

Compare this:

To this:

The new Jeff Paul infomercial has many other changes as well. The new infomercial takes place pool side at some unnamed, palm-lined estate. In the background we can see Jeff Paul’s “graduates” mingling with attractive women. Unlike the previous infomercial, where Jeff Paul never appeared with Tina Milano and Kelly Britz, here he is shown being escored down stairs flanked by his sexy hosts and gets interviewed by Stacey Hayes. We also get a shot of a yellow Ferrari. We are never told that the estate or the Ferrari (or any of the sultry babes) belong to Jeff Paul or his customers, but there they are for viewers to draw their own conclusions. With its brandishing of luxury and babes, this version of the Jeff Paul infomercial is reminiscent of the old Tom Vu infomercial. Here is a clip:

Both Stacey Hayes and Carmen Palumbo have websites and have appeared on other infomercials. Here, for example, is Carmen Palumbo on a commercial for the Zencore Male Enhancement pills:

Once all those hot babes start flocking to the mansions, pools, and Ferraris you buy with your “Internet Millions” those Zencore tabs will really come in handy!


  • 9 Responses to “Bye, Bye Boobies: Carmen Palumbo and Stacey Hayes Replace Tina Milano and Kelly Britz on Jeff Paul Infomercial”

  • ok the Tina Milano and Kelly Britz infomercial was somewhat believable…but Jeff Paul Shortcuts to Internet Millions you know that one is fake

    Comment by paul on December 1, 2008 at 2:49 am

  • I was shell-shocked to see the open boobs replaced by covered boobs in the Jeff Paul show.

    A lot of things has changed during my absence from the US of A:

    Obama is elected, Boobs from Jeff Paul are gone, Kevin Trudeau is banned, the golddigger from Cash for Gold has gone.

    Late night infomercial will never be same again!

    Comment by Znkp on December 27, 2008 at 8:42 pm

  • It’s the kind of thing that turn men and boys on

    Comment by I Got Smart on January 2, 2009 at 2:35 pm

  • I am all for the change. I think Carmen Palumbo is the most gorgeous woman on television. And I would not turn away Stacey Hayes.

    Comment by Mike on March 4, 2009 at 6:30 pm

  • oops…that’s actually a yellow Lamborghini Gallardo in that infomercial, not a Ferrari…I woulda preferred to see a Porsche 911 Turbo personally = )

    Comment by Marie on May 26, 2009 at 10:46 am

  • I like the way Carmen ‘jumps’ around with her posture while talking. Those nice big boobs must be heavy. I pray every nite that the dress will slip off. Mute works great too!

    Comment by Tom Jones on June 30, 2009 at 9:05 am

  • I still see Boobies on the screen, just not as out in the open or being used as a hypnotic “BUY NOW” ploy. I agree with the above poster, Carmen Palumbo is insanely gorgeous! & those dudes in the ad might have fake millions, but they’ll never get to touch her fake boobs!

    Comment by Boobies Still There on August 19, 2009 at 2:53 pm

  • 1 – I wonder what are Carmen’s and Stacey’s measurements?
    2 – The way Carmen stands, in the informercial,
    causes sunlight to fall on the top and a shadow below her chest. But not with Stacey, it could be Stacey’s outfit or if both of them switch places.
    Hats off to the “Director of Photography” for putting Carmen on the right spot.

    Comment by Dubba Jaans on September 25, 2009 at 11:44 pm

  • Comment by Stupid Future on November 19, 2009 at 12:47 am