Armando Montelongo Says His Live Real Estate Event Will Make Wives Respect Their Husbands

Real estate investing guru Armando Montelongo is holding seminars this week in my area, and for the last two weeks straight he has been carpet bombing the local airwaves with infomercials advertising this event. I have never seen such a heavy saturation airing of a single infomercial. I have been trying to get the Baby Bullet infomercial recorded, but 60% of the time when I start watching “Paid Programming” on my DVR I see Armando Montelongo again, talking about his live real estate event.

Most of the Armando Montelongo infomercial is your typical get-rich-quick real estate pitch. He targets people who want more money and people who need more money. However, one part of his infomercial aims at a different demographic entirely: men whose wives have lost respect for them.

So husbands, if you think your wife might be cuckolding you, here is your chance to regain her admiration once and for all by letting Armando Montelongo teach you how to flip houses for profit!

Also note how Armando literally points to his pulse points when he says, “I have my pulse on the real estate marketplace”—a very considerate gesture for all those ESL students watching his infomercial who have no idea what the word “pulse” means.