GoateeSaver: Look Like a Cyborg When You Shave

I have sported a goatee for many years. Occasionally, my attempts to shave around my facial hair have been less than perfect, but it never inspired me to invent something as awesome as the GoateeSaver:

Who among us isn’t convinced that shaving will be a lot easier when you have to do it while wearing a Darth Vader mask held in your mouth with a horse bridle?

Strapping on a bulky contraption like the Goatee Saver might seem like an awkward way to get a shave, but looking like a cyborg while grooming yourself is a sure way to attract Bumpits-wearing hotties like Heather.

All of us gentlemen who choose to wear to this style of facial hair owe our enduring gratitude to inventor Scott Bonge for sparing us forever from the horror of an uneven goatee…not to mention all the fun we’ll have when we say, “Luke, I am your father!” to our bathroom mirrors.