Free Flexor Provides Men with Another Suggestive Workout

Now that the “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy has been repealed, the US Army can start using Free Flexor for its strength training:

Someone must have thought the Shake Weight for Men wasn’t nearly suggestive enough, so he went on a quest to do better. After lots of hours spent browsing inside his local adult superstore, he came up with the idea for the Free Flexor.

Some of the words used on this infomercial only contribute to the initial impression. We are told the Free Flexor will “make your muscles cry,” and a muscular man identified as a “Former Pro Athlete” tells another muscle-bound man, “…it starts to go deep and you can feel it,” prompting the response, “Definitely gets you burning.” (Please see a doctor right away about that, sir.)

Future versions of the Free Flexor infomercials will offer lubricant as a free bonus…to keep your hands from chaffing.


  • 7 Responses to “Free Flexor Provides Men with Another Suggestive Workout”

  • Highlight for me: 1:58 when the well-toned Free Flexor user screams out in pain and/or ecstasy.

    Comment by Chives on October 7, 2011 at 11:32 pm

  • “Wooo! I gotta switch arms now!”

    Comment by TTFK on October 8, 2011 at 8:49 am

  • This is so funny. It’s obvious that they’re following the same marketing ploy of the Shake Weight. They release this video, it goes viral, gets a lot of parodies, and ends up selling just base don the “noise” generated about it.

    Comment by Jonathan | World of Diets on October 11, 2011 at 5:43 am

  • Makes a great gift for your gay friends!

    Comment by kittyluver12 on October 18, 2011 at 7:08 pm

  • Sorry that was rude…it also makes a cook gift for your single girlfriends, or any woman who might have forgotten how to swing some balls around. 😉

    Comment by kittyluver12 on October 18, 2011 at 7:09 pm


    Comment by Gerard on March 25, 2012 at 8:49 pm

  • Wow. I only made it to 0:59 before I had to comment. Back in the day, I had a boyfriend that would DIE if I cupped his balls and flopped his junk around like that. I’m afraid to go on…

    Comment by Jessipa on October 9, 2012 at 2:54 am