Toastabags Use Your Toaster to Pry Your Child’s Affection Out of Him

The Toastabags product bills itself as “The Bag That Turns Your Toaster Into a Grill.” It looks like something you might find on the White Trash Repairs website, but Toastabags is all too real and can be yours for low, low price of only $10:

Try saying “Toastabags” out loud. Any product with a name that makes people sound mentally handicapped when they pronounce it (cf. Awethumb) is going to have a tough time finding acceptance in the marketplace.

I wonder how many harried mothers, desperate for their children’s gratitude, are going to purchase Toastabags in the anticipation of hearing their child tell them, “Wow, Mom, this sandwich is the best!” as the boy in the commercial does. I just hope they get their $10 refunded when their kids fail to express appreciation with a sufficient degree of enthusiasm.