The Notebook Buffer Prevents Your Laptop Computer from Scalding Your Flesh
November 16th, 2009 Paul Lucas
After seeing the commercial for the Notebook Buffer, I finally understand why those plutonium-power laptops never caught on:
Is that chick in the bikini who says, “My legs are so hot!” complaining or bragging?
If you think the only way to cool your computer is to fling it into the nearest swimming pool, then you should probably give NotebookBuffer a try.
I’ve used a laptop computer, and after using it for a while it might feel a little warm on my thighs, which can be mildly annoying on a hot day. So where have the people in the Notebook Buffer commercial been buying these blazing computers that cause them physical pain?
If some guy from Uzbekistan tries to sell you a notebook computer from among various merchandise piled in the back of his rusty station wagon, please do yourself a favor and refrain from purchasing.
I’d hate to see how that blond woman by the pool reacts to an actual problem with her laptop.
Comment by Conservative Cat — November 16th, 2009 at 8:58 pm
My laptop is 7 years old now. It’s like the Univac, in comparison to today’s notebooks.
Comment by Visaman — November 17th, 2009 at 4:18 am
…abd yes, my legs are soooo hot!
Comment by Visaman — November 17th, 2009 at 4:20 am
Paul:
Any comments on the E-Z Cracker?
Here’s the video (via Boing Boing) in case you have not seen it.
Yes, now you can spend $20 for something you can do for free with a butter knife.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CB2MVZgt5Y&feature=player_embedded
Comment by Scott Mercer — November 23rd, 2009 at 12:49 am
It won a product award. From where, we have no idea. But it got one!
Comment by Ryan — December 15th, 2009 at 4:37 pm