The Notebook Buffer Prevents Your Laptop Computer from Scalding Your Flesh

After seeing the commercial for the Notebook Buffer, I finally understand why those plutonium-power laptops never caught on:

Is that chick in the bikini who says, “My legs are so hot!” complaining or bragging?

If you think the only way to cool your computer is to fling it into the nearest swimming pool, then you should probably give NotebookBuffer a try.

I’ve used a laptop computer, and after using it for a while it might feel a little warm on my thighs, which can be mildly annoying on a hot day. So where have the people in the Notebook Buffer commercial been buying these blazing computers that cause them physical pain?

If some guy from Uzbekistan tries to sell you a notebook computer from among various merchandise piled in the back of his rusty station wagon, please do yourself a favor and refrain from purchasing.