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Does Chaz Dean’s Face Disturb You?

September 3rd, 2008 Paul Lucas

You may have caught the Wen Hair Care infomercial (from the prolific Guthy-Renker team) on TV. For those who have seen it, did you find the face of hair stylist and Wen creator Chaz Dean disturbing? He looks like an effeminate Ron Perlman:



Infomercials featuring hair stylists with strange looks and ambiguous genders is nothing new. My post The Fruity Long-Haired Hairdressers with Foreign Accents are Coming! details this phenomemon. And except for the fact that he is American Chaz Dean would fit in nicely with Jose Ebert, Masood Max, and Yenz von Tilborg. Though heaven knows the face of Chaz Dean isn’t anywhere nearly as creepy as the one found on Yenz von Tilborg.

19 Responses to “Does Chaz Dean’s Face Disturb You?”

  1. He looks a bit like Seth Green with elephantitis.

    Comment by Boston Rocco — September 5th, 2008 at 11:43 am

  2. No… he looks like Carrot Top, after the face lifts.

    Comment by Laughing so hard i peed myself — September 8th, 2008 at 12:13 am

  3. This guy is a total fruitcake.

    Comment by Richard Simmons — September 8th, 2008 at 7:44 pm

  4. I have no problem with fruitcakes, homosexuals, effeminate guys or anyone selling anything anywhere anytime (as long as they are useful things); but late night infomercials almost always sell stuff that are, at best, of suspicious usefulness for the purpose it is being marketed, and often the sellers go to absurd lengths to sell their products to their ‘victims’ which, to me is, unfair and cruel.

    Comment by Znkp — September 9th, 2008 at 1:21 am

  5. He looks like Kato Kaelin on crank.

    Comment by Scott Mercer — September 10th, 2008 at 10:37 pm

  6. Good that you mentioned Kato Kaelin. I always wanted to know if Kato is a stereotypical example of a gay guy? Believe me, I Googled; but did not get a clear answer.

    Comment by Znkp — September 13th, 2008 at 2:17 pm

  7. Kato Kaelin is straight.

    Comment by Scott Mercer — September 21st, 2008 at 9:14 pm

  8. I’ve used the wen cleansing conditioner and it’s not bad but it’s over priced. Chaz is sometimes on HSN or QVC; I can’t remember.

    Comment by eric — September 30th, 2008 at 9:10 pm

  9. omg make it go away >.

    Comment by LOL — December 28th, 2008 at 2:38 am

  10. Yeah, his face looks like it’s been pulled back tighter than Cher’s, and Botoxed for good measure.

    That said, his product does work just as well as the infomercial claims it does. My hair’s really short, and I don’t need to wash it every day, so the 16 oz. bottle lasted me for 5 months. (But then, I got an extra few weeks’ worth by adding water & shaking the “empty” bottle to release every last bit of the thick product from the walls of the bottle.)

    Comment by Gutbucket Lardner — January 18th, 2009 at 11:23 pm

  11. He looks like a creepy nightmare. I think it’s partly the hair, but his face is weird too.

    Comment by Canaduck — March 25th, 2009 at 3:57 pm

  12. Heheheheh.
    I remember seeing this infomercial one night while out of my mind.
    I wanted to see if he’d come up if I typed in “gay guy hair infomercial” into Google images.
    He was the fourth.
    As for the man himself, his mannerism is kind of funny.
    The way he behaves is that of a quiet girl who knows she’s pretty.
    And that’s exactly how he is, his expressions tell all. He thinks he’s so pretty.
    Kinda funny to see on a guy.

    Comment by TeenDirt — July 23rd, 2009 at 9:32 am

  13. He looks like an even faggier Wesley Eure from the old 70’s series “Land of the Lost”….obviously a lot more into the hair streaks and flat iron. The signature french cuffs with no cufflinks…eh, dead giveaway queer.

    Comment by Ann — October 4th, 2009 at 9:26 am

  14. He does look a bit like a male RealDoll.
    http://www.realdoll.com/cgi-bin/snav.rd?action=viewgalleryimage&gallery=nick&image=nick_set3_6.jpg

    Somehow Mr. Dean looks just a bit less authentic.

    Comment by Paul — October 16th, 2009 at 2:30 am

  15. You guys need to stop calling Chaz Dean gay! You are all acting like little kindergartners who need to grow up, seriously! How would you like if someone called you people “gay” just because you looked different? (Clue: You would NOT like it!) If you don’t like how Chaz looks, don’t search for his pictures on the search engines! And if you’re that offended by his looks, don’t buy his Wen hair products. Please, people, grow up and be mature adults!

    Comment by Benjamin — December 23rd, 2009 at 4:07 pm

  16. I didn’t know who he is, but my first impression is that HE IS GAY. His gay voice, gay hair, gay eyelash, gay mouth, and especially gay face.

    Comment by LMAO — January 5th, 2010 at 12:37 am

  17. I happen to think Chaz Dean is simply a gentle, tender man. He reminds me of a New-Age, sort of artsy guy. I don’t think he’s gay! As for his products…I have used his cleansing conditioner for years…exclusively! I wear my hair short but it has never been in as good shape as it is now!
    Leave him alone, please!

    Comment by Joanne — April 15th, 2010 at 9:55 pm

  18. Either he’s gay or he’s pretending to be gay because who’s gonna buy hair product for that much money from a straight hair dresser?

    Comment by baj24 — April 18th, 2010 at 8:41 am

  19. This guy is gaier than a Sunday picnic

    Comment by Johnny — June 8th, 2010 at 9:54 am

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