Poker Deposit BonusNew Almighty Cleanse Infomercial with Danny Vierra Now On the Air
December 26th, 2007 Paul Lucas
There is a brand new infomercial for the Almighty Cleanse infomercial being broadcast. “Health evangelist” Danny Vierra is back to gross you out with talk of the massive quantities of poop and parasites inhabiting the dark recesses of your colon. This is another program from ITV and Donald Barrett is again the host, but this time he is joined by co-host Chloe Marshall, the ditzy blonde who appeared on one of the Kevin Trudeau infomercials.
I’ll write a more comprehensive description of this new Almighty Cleanse infomercial in the future and try to include video highlights. The first half of this infomercial has lots of classic lines from Danny Vierra, including:
“I believe we’re a nation of constipation.”
“52% of Americans grunt and strain when passing their feces. That shouldn’t be.”
The second half of the infomercial is notable for the hammy, disgusted overreaction of hosts Donald Barrett and Chloe Marshall to Vierra’s description of the nasty vermin inside your intestinal tract:
Keep and eye out for it.
“nation of constipation”. Not bad, but i like this rhyme, inspired be klee irwin “you dont need friends, you need a cleanse”.
Comment by dan — December 27th, 2007 at 9:50 am