New Almighty Cleanse Infomercial with Danny Vierra Now On the Air
December 26th, 2007 by Paul Lucas
There is a brand new infomercial for the Almighty Cleanse infomercial being broadcast. “Health evangelist” Danny Vierra is back to gross you out with talk of the massive quantities of poop and parasites inhabiting the dark recesses of your colon. This is another program from ITV and Donald Barrett is again the host, but this time he is joined by co-host Chloe Marshall, the ditzy blonde who appeared on one of the Kevin Trudeau infomercials.
I’ll write a more comprehensive description of this new Almighty Cleanse infomercial in the future and try to include video highlights. The first half of this infomercial has lots of classic lines from Danny Vierra, including:
“I believe we’re a nation of constipation.”
“52% of Americans grunt and strain when passing their feces. That shouldn’t be.”
The second half of the infomercial is notable for the hammy, disgusted overreaction of hosts Donald Barrett and Chloe Marshall to Vierra’s description of the nasty vermin inside your intestinal tract:
Keep and eye out for it.
“nation of constipation”. Not bad, but i like this rhyme, inspired be klee irwin “you dont need friends, you need a cleanse”.
Comment by dan — December 27th, 2007 at 9:50 am
This is by far one of the best infomercials out on the air right now some of the best parts of it are when donald Barrett asks him direct questions, like ”does everybody really have worms living inside of them?” like danny ”seems” to claim when asked this Danny always refers to some way outdated issue of Time Magazine or another publication, but never answers his questions what a Bullshi**er
Comment by Matt — August 30th, 2008 at 10:18 pm
Donald Barrett is my hero; he does not even try to hide the cunning that shines through his eyes (Kevin Trudeau, in his reliable and Oscar-worthy performance, almost always looks innocent and sincere!). Whenever I see Donald Barrett on TV, his face reminds me of a fat wolf, while the image that comes to my mind while watching Dean Graziosi (another of my heroes) is that of a hungry fox.
Comment by Znkp — September 9th, 2008 at 2:16 am
These guys have plenty of money and don’t have to do this. They are trying to inform people about crooked big pharma and doctors and this will hurt big pharma’s profits which could be 200 billion a year. They have pleny of reasons to silence these poeple. It will be a long time, before you lose billions. It will taker word of mouth and at least 20 more years to shut down big pharma, so you have plenyt mor eyears of profit. If they shut down the Internet these guys won’t be able to reach enough people to make a difference.
Comment by Jack offenhauser — September 11th, 2009 at 12:12 pm
“52% of Americans grunt and strain when passing their feces. That shouldn’t be.”
Judging by the faces he makes during the prayer segments on The 700 Club every day, I’m going to say Pat Robertson is one of those 52%.
Comment by BOTR — January 16th, 2012 at 3:01 pm