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Hiccup Stick: Cure for Hiccups or Kinky Torture Device?

So you are in the middle of a business lunch at a restaurant. During an especially important part of the conservation, you suddenly develop a case of the hiccups. Very embarrassing and inconvenient. You need a quick cure to remedy this awkward situation. So of course you strap a horse bridle to your mouth and start chugging down a tall glass of water. Or you can use the Hiccup Stick from Hicural, which is pretty much the same thing.

The Hiccup Stick will join Facial Flex as a “must have” infomercial product in the tool kit of every dominatrix.

There is also this alternative commercial for Hiccup Stick, which is more effective, not only because of the humor but because it spends less time showing people actually using the product:

Hiccup Stick is the first consumer product to be developed as a direct result of the CIA’s waterboarding enhanced interrogation technique.

Comments

  • 2 Responses to “Hiccup Stick: Cure for Hiccups or Kinky Torture Device?”

  • Aka: pencil

    Comment by Al Frank on January 18, 2013 at 4:55 pm

  • I can just see someone drinking water with that product and all of a sudden, they start choking on it and/or water goes everywhere. Not a smart idea.

    Comment by Jennifer on January 18, 2013 at 4:59 pm