Snuggle Wings is a Straightjacket for Babies!
If someone you knew often babbled in incoherent gibberish, drooled frequently, habitually cried for no discernible reason, and seemed unwilling or unable to control his bowels or bladder, you would think that person was a prime candidate for admission to a loony bin, a funny farm, a madhouse.
The truth is, you encounter people who act like that all time–babies. So why not treat infants like mental patients by strapping them into straightjackets? This is the concept behind the Snuggle Wings product:
All the childproofing you have done to the nursery has practically turned it into a room with rubber walls anyway, so why not take the next logical step by binding your little Napoleon with Snuggle Wings.
If you do decide to order SnuggleWings for your baby boy or girl, be sure to consider the incredible upsell, Baby’s First Electroshock Therapy Set™ —as an added bonus you’ll get a free teething ring that can be used as the bite block.
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