Page Two—Ridiculous Infomercial Review

Dual Action Cleanse 2: 

The Count Chocula of Colon Cleasing, Klee Irwin, is back to creep us out with a new version of his infomercial. See a picture of what comes out of you after a "cleanse!" Learn about the celebrities that use Dual Action Cleanse! Please do not watch while eating.

Dr. Ho: 

It looks like an electrical gadget is inducing muscle spasms. But Dr. Ho assures us it's really a soothing massage. And if watching involuntary muscle contractions isn't your thing, Dr. Ho provides plenty of cleavage and firm butt cheeks for you to look at. See 2 "Stimulating" Video Clips of Dr. Ho and his massager in action

Miss Cleo: 

Babies, trust your future to de mystical powers of a psychic who can't even get her Jamaican accent right. Learn about the rise and fall of "Miss Cleo" and why her image will forever be an emblem of the phone-in psychic racket. See 2 Video Clips from the Miss Cleo infomercial!

Tom Vu: 

In the late 80s and early 90s, a Vietnamese immigrant named Tom Vu presented mansions, yachts, luxury cars, and gorgeous women in bikinis as the inevitable rewards of his wealth system. The most shameless and best remembered of the get-rich-quick real estate infomercials. My choice for the second most laughable infomercial ever aired. See 2 Video Clips from the Tom Vu infomercial!

Tony Little Gazelle: 

Blonde, muscular, pony-tailed infomercial icon Tony Little is still shouting after all these years. This time around he's showing T&A and screaming to get you to try some sort of glider contraption called the Gazelle Freestyle.

Myotron Pulse Wave (Crime In America): Sheer terror helps sell the Myotron Pulse Wave, a glorified stun-gun. Crime statistics and grisly re-enactments of rape, muggings, and murder aim to frighten the viewers into buying. Lame dramatizations with horrible acting show the Myotron in action. This is my pick for the most hilarious infomercial ever broadcast!

Nads: From Australia comes green goo that removes body hair. See it applied to all parts of the body. Features the first infomercial testimonial from a bearded lady. See 2 Video Clips from the Nad's infomercial

ExtenZe: 

Porn star Ron "The Hedgehog" Jeremy interviews his colleagues from the world of adult video. Oh, by the way, this infomercial also tries to sell ExtenZe, a pill for growing "that certain part of the male anatomy." See 2 Video Clips of Ron Jeremy and friends trying to market ExtenZe!