//BLOG specific variable for the urls
var base_url = "http://infomercial.tvheaven.com/";
var base_url_hell = "http://www.infomercial-hell.com/";

/* The sbwords array and
functions a and b control the text that appears in the status bar */

var sbwords = new Array(23);
sbwords[0]="Rejuvenique"
sbwords[1]="Nads"
sbwords[2]="Crime In America"
sbwords[3]="Tom Vu"
sbwords[4]="Richard Simmons"
sbwords[5]="TaeBo"
sbwords[6]="Juiceman II"
sbwords[7]="Love Avenue"
sbwords[8]="Santo Gold"
sbwords[9]="Poder Sexual"
sbwords[10]="AromaTrim"
sbwords[11]="Home Page"
sbwords[12]="Page Two..."
sbwords[13]="Make That Call Now!"
sbwords[14]="Tape Exchange"
sbwords[15]="California Pines"
sbwords[16]="ExtenZe"
sbwords[17]="Page Three..."
sbwords[18]="Matthew Lesko"
sbwords[19]="Alzare"
sbwords[20]="Tony Little"
sbwords[21]="Dr. Ho"
sbwords[22]="Miss Cleo"


function a(num)
{
window.status=sbwords[num]; 
}

function b()
{
window.status=" "
}

//This functions writes the parameter to the status bar
function sb(words){
	window.status=words;
}


/* the pageurl array and the PageNavigate control the dropdown navigation menus */
//var pageurl = new Array(32);
/*
pageurl[0]="#"  //0 corresponds to the "Pick a page selection"
pageurl[1]= base_url_hell;
pageurl[2]= base_url_hell + "extamax/"
pageurl[3]= base_url_hell + "magic-bullet-to-go/"
pageurl[4]= base_url_hell + "extenze-sex-talk/"
pageurl[5]= base_url_hell + "magic-bullet/"
pageurl[6]= base_url_hell + "almighty-cleanse/"
pageurl[7]= base_url_hell + "matthew-lesko/"
pageurl[8]= base_url_hell + "dual-action-cleanse/"
pageurl[9]= base_url_hell + "rejuvenique/"


pageurl[10]= base_url_hell + "page-2/"
pageurl[11]= base_url_hell + "dual-action-cleanse-2/"
pageurl[12]= base_url_hell + "dr-ho/"
pageurl[13]= base_url_hell + "miss-cleo/"
pageurl[14]= base_url_hell + "tony-little/"
pageurl[15]= base_url_hell + "tom-vu/" 
pageurl[16]= base_url_hell + "myotron/"
pageurl[17]= base_url_hell + "nads/"
pageurl[18]= base_url_hell + "california-pines/"
pageurl[19]= base_url_hell + "extenze/"

pageurl[20]= base_url_hell + "page-3/"
pageurl[21]= base_url_hell + "alzare/"
pageurl[22]= base_url_hell + "aromatrim/"
pageurl[23]= base_url_hell + "poder-sexual/" 
pageurl[24]= base_url_hell + "santo-gold/"
pageurl[25]= base_url_hell + "juiceman/"
pageurl[26]= base_url_hell + "love-avenue-dating/"
pageurl[27]= base_url_hell + "tae-bo/"
pageurl[28]= base_url_hell + "richard-simmons/"
pageurl[29]=  base_url_hell + "blog"
//pageurl[27]= base_url + "novel.htm"
pageurl[30]= base_url + "policies.htm"
pageurl[31]="#" //corresponds to "Tell a Friend"
*/

var pageurl = new Array("#", "", "extamax", "magic-bullet-to-go", "extenze-sex-talk", "magic-bullet", "almighty-cleanse", "matthew-lesko", "dual-action-cleanse", "rejuvenique", "page-2", "dual-action-cleanse-2", "dr-ho", "miss-cleo", "tony-little", "tom-vu", "myotron", "nads", "california-pines", "extenze", "page-3", "alzare", "aromatrim", "poder-sexual" , "santo-gold", "juiceman", "love-avenue-dating",  "tae-bo", "richard-simmons", "blog", "policies.htm", "#");

function PageNavigate()
{
var num = document.dd.dropdown.selectedIndex

  if (pageurl[num] == "#") {
      TellAFriend();
  }
  else if(num>0)
  {
	location.href= base_url_hell + pageurl[num];
  }
}

function TellAFriend() {

	window.open(base_url + 'tellafriend.htm','tellafriend',config='height=500,width=250,toolbar=no,menubar=no,scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes,location=no,directories=no,status=no,left=280,screenX=280,top=15,screenY=20');
    
}

function email(username, words) {
	
	var dom = "infomercial.tvheaven.com'>";
	var end = "</a>";
	var at = "@";
	var start ="<a href='mailto:";
	var name = "editor"

	if(username != "paul" || username != "info"){

		name == username;

	}
	
	//document.write(start + name + at + dom + words + end);
}

/*
function bottomNav(abbr){

	
	if(abbr != 'calpines'){
		var calpines = '<a href="calpines.htm">Cal Pines</a> ';
	}else{
		var calpines = 'Cal Pines ';
	}

	if(abbr != 'rejuvenique'){
		var rejuvenique = '<a href="rejuvenique.htm">Rejuvenique</a> ';
	}else{
		var  rejuvenique = 'Rejuvenique ';
	}

	if(abbr != 'nads'){
		var nads = '<a href="nads.htm">Nads</a> ';
	}else{
		var  nads = 'Nads ';
	}

	if(abbr != 'crime'){
		var   crime = '<a href="crime.htm">Crime In America</a> ';
	}else{
		var   crime = 'Crime In America ';
	}

	if(abbr != 'tomvu'){
			var  tomvu = '<a href="tomvu.htm">Tom Vu</a> ';
	}else{
			var  tomvu = 'Tom Vu ';
	}

	if(abbr != 'aromatrim'){
			var  aromatrim = '<a href="aromatrim.htm">AromaTrim</a> ';
	}else{
			var  aromatrim = 'AromaTrim ';
	}
	

	if(abbr != 'podersexual'){
			var  podersexual = '<a href="podersexual.htm">Poder Sexual</a> ';
	}else{
			var  podersexual = 'Poder Sexual ';
	}

	if(abbr != 'santogold'){
			var  santogold = '<a href="santogold.htm">Santo Gold</a> ';
	}else{
			var  santogold = 'Santo Gold ';
	}

	if(abbr != 'loveavenue'){
			var  loveavenue = '<a href="loveavenue.htm">Love Avenue</a> ';
	}else{
			var  loveavenue = 'Love Avenue ';
	}


	if(abbr != 'juiceman'){
			var  juiceman = '<a href="juiceman.htm">Juiceman</a> ';
	}else{
			var juiceman = 'Juiceman ';
	}


	if(abbr != 'taebo'){
			var taebo = '<a href="taebo.htm">TaeBo</a> ';
	}else{
			var  taebo = 'TaeBo ';
	}


	if(abbr != 'rsimmons'){
			var rsimmons = '<a href="rsimmons.htm">Richard Simmons</a> ';
	}else{
			var rsimmons = 'Richard Simmons';
	}


	if(abbr != 'novel'){
			var novel = '<a href="novel.htm">Novel</a> ';
	}else{
			var novel = 'Novel ';
	}

	if(abbr != 'tapes'){
			var tapes = '<a href="tapes.htm">Tapes</a> ';
	}else{
			var tapes = 'Tapes ';
	}

	if(abbr != 'policies'){
			var policies = '<a href="policies.htm">Policies</a> ';
	}else{
			var policies = 'Policies ';
	}

	if(abbr != 'tapes'){
			var tapes = '<a href="tapes.htm">Tapes</a> ';
	}else{
			var tapes = 'Tapes ';
	}

	if(abbr != 'extenze'){
			var extenze = '<a href="extenze.htm">ExtenZe</a> ';
	}else{
			var extenze = 'ExtenZe ';
	}

	if(abbr != 'lesko'){
			var lesko = '<a href="matthew-lesko.htm">Matthew Lesko</a> ';
	}else{
			var lesko = 'Matthew Lesko ';
	}

	var top = '<font size="-1"><p><a href="#top">[Top of Page]</a></p><p><a href="' + base_url + '">Home</a><br />';
	var pagetwo = '</p><p><a href="' + base_url + 'pagetwo.htm">Page 2</a><br />'	;
	var pagethree = '</p><p><a href="' + base_url + 'pagethree.htm">Page 3</a><br />'	;
	var tellafriend = '<p><a href="#" onClick="TellAFriend()">Recommend This Site</a></p>';

	var endp ="</p>";
	var p = "<p>";

	var dot = "&#149;"
	
	document.write(top + lesko + dot + rejuvenique + dot + nads + dot + crime + dot + tomvu + dot + extenze + pagetwo +  calpines + dot + aromatrim + dot + podersexual + dot + santogold + dot + loveavenue + dot + juiceman + pagethree + taebo + dot + rsimmons + endp + p + novel + dot + policies + endp + tellafriend);

}
*/

 //This is specific to the BLOG
 //Needed to place a different path for the logo image
 function adbanner_blog(color) {
     
	 var ad;

	 var begintable = '<table><tr><td width="33%" align="left"><p><a href="http://www.infomercial-hell.com"><img src="http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/wp-content/themes/RIR/rir_logo1.gif"  border=0 ></a></p></td><td width="67%" valign="bottom" align="center"><P>';

	 var endtable = '</p></td></tr></table>';

	 var closeTextBanner = '</font></td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td nowrap width="360" height="11" bgcolor="#336699"></td><td nowrap width="100" height="11" align="right" bgcolor="#336699"><font style="font-size:9px; font-family:verdana,arial,sans-serif;color:#ffffff">Advertisement&nbsp;</font></a></td></tr></table></td></tr></table>';

	 if(color == 'googlebegin') {
	    var ad = begintable;
	 }
	  if(color == 'googleend') {
	    var ad = endtable;
	 }

	 if (color == 'blog' || color == 'poker')
	 {
		var ad1Head = "Poker Bonuses Worth $2630";
		var ad1Body = "Learn how to pocket $2630 in bonuses for playing break-even poker online.";
		var ad1Url = "http://poker-deposit-bonus.com";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Get $2630 in Poker Bonuses!";

		/*
		var ad2Head = "Get $2630 To Play Poker Online";
		var ad2Body = "These poker websites will hand you $2630 in deposit bonuses.";
		var ad2Url = "http://poker-deposit-bonus.com";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Get $2630 in Poker Bonuses!";
		*/

		var ad2Head = "I SUCK at Poker";
		var ad2Body = "And I still made over $2000 in bonuses playing Holdem online! Learn how.";
		var ad2Url = "http://poker-deposit-bonus.com";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Get $2630 in Poker Bonuses!";
		
		
		var banner = createAdWhite(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body);

		ad = begintable + banner + endtable;
		 
	 }

	 if (color == 'extenze')
	 {
		
		
		//BSM
		/*
		var ad1Url = "http://www.BetterSexMall.com/clicks/clickthrough.html?a=pokeycat&t=blogRIR&r=www.bettersexmall.com/extenze_review.html";
		var ad1Head = "ExtenZe&trade; Product Review";
		var ad1Body = "Read this evaluation of <b>ExtenZe&trade;</b> and similar male enhancement pills";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Learn About ExtenZe";

		var ad2Url = "http://www.BetterSexMall.com/clicks/clickthrough.html?a=pokeycat&t=blogRIR&r=www.bettersexmall.com/extenze_review.html";
		var ad2Head = "Does ExtenZe&trade; Really Work?";
		var ad2Body = "Side-by-side ratings and reviews of <b>ExtenZe&trade;</b> and other enlargement pills.";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Find the Best Male Enhancement Product";
		*/

		//CB
		var ad1Url = "http://as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/redir/meta.php?file=male_ebook&sid=RIRT1";
		var ad1Head = "Get Big WITHOUT Pills!";
		var ad1Body = "Want a <b>Bigger Penis</b> Without Surgery, Pills or Contraptions? <b>Click Here!</b>";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Get Big WITHOUR Pills!";

		var ad2Url = "http://as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/redir/meta.php?file=male_ebook&sid=RIRT2";
		var ad2Head = "Add Inches to Your Penis";
		var ad2Body = "Learn the Secret to <b>Add Up to 3 Inches</b> To Your Penis <b>Safely And Naturally</b>!";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Add Inches to Your Penis";
		

		/*
		//OF
		var ad1Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/redir/meta.php?file=extenze&sid=RIRT1";
		var ad1Head = "ExtenZe&trade; - Risk-Free Trial";
		var ad1Body = "Click to Try the Official <b>ExtenZe&trade;</b> Pills <b>Risk-Free</b> with a 7 Day Supply.";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Risk-Free Trial of ExtenZe";

		var ad2Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/redir/meta.php?file=extenze&sid=RIRT2";
		var ad2Head = "Does ExtenZe&trade; Really Work?";
		var ad2Body = "Find out for yourself with a <b>Trial Sample</b> of <b>ExtenZe&trade;</b> pills. As Seen On TV.";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Risk-Free Trial of ExtenZe";
		*/


		//Split Test Code
		/*
		var split = Math.floor(Math.random()*99);

		if(split <= 49){


			var ad1Url = "http://affiliates.asseenontvnetwork.com/z/5095/CD1519/&dp=69570";
			var ad1Head = "Try ExtenZe&trade; FREE";
			var ad1Body = "Click to Try the Official <b>ExtenZe&trade;</b> Pills <b>FREE</b> with a 7 Day Supply.";
			var ad1Statusbar = "FREE Trial of ExtenZe";


			var ad2Url = "http://www.BetterSexMall.com/clicks/clickthrough.html?a=pokeycat&t=blogRIRLf&r=www.bettersexmall.com/extenze_review.html";
			var ad2Head = "Does ExtenZe&trade; Really Work?";
			var ad2Body = "Side-by-side ratings and reviews of <b>ExtenZe&trade;</b> and other enlargement pills.";
			var ad2Statusbar = "Find the Best Male Enhancement Product";


		}else{


			var ad1Url = "http://www.BetterSexMall.com/clicks/clickthrough.html?a=pokeycat&t=blogRIRRt&r=www.bettersexmall.com/extenze_review.html";
			var ad1Head = "Does ExtenZe&trade; Really Work?";
			var ad1Body = "Side-by-side ratings and reviews of <b>ExtenZe&trade;</b> and other enlargement pills.";
			var ad1Statusbar = "Find the Best Male Enhancement Product";
			
			
			var ad1Ur2 = "http://affiliates.asseenontvnetwork.com/z/5095/CD1519/&dp=69570";
			var ad2Head = "Try ExtenZe&trade; FREE";
			var ad2Body = "Click to Try the Official <b>ExtenZe&trade;</b> Pills <b>FREE</b> with a 7 Day Supply.";
			var ad2Statusbar = "FREE Trial of ExtenZe";
			
		}
		*/

		var banner = createAdWhite(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body);
		

		ad = begintable + banner + endtable;
		 
	 }
	 if (color == 'extenze2')
	 {

		
		//CB
		var ad1Url = "http://as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/redir/meta.php?file=male_ebook&sid=RIRT1";
		var ad1Head = "Get Big WITHOUT Pills!";
		var ad1Body = "Want a <b>Bigger Penis</b> Without Surgery, Pills or Contraptions? <b>Click Here!</b>";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Get Big WITHOUR Pills!";

		var ad2Url = "http://as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/redir/meta.php?file=male_ebook&sid=RIRT2";
		var ad2Head = "Add Inches to Your Penis";
		var ad2Body = "Learn the Secret to <b>Add Up to 3 Inches</b> To Your Penis <b>Safely And Naturally</b>!";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Add Inches to Your Penis";


		//BSM
		/*
		var ad1Url = "http://www.BetterSexMall.com/clicks/clickthrough.html?a=pokeycat&t=extbanner2Lf&r=www.bettersexmall.com/extenze_review.html";
		var ad1Head = "ExtenZe&trade; Product Review";
		var ad1Body = "Read this evaluation of <b>ExtenZe&trade;</b> and similar male enhancement pills";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Learn About ExtenZe";


		var ad2Url = "http://www.BetterSexMall.com/clicks/clickthrough.html?a=pokeycat&t=extbanner2Rt&r=www.bettersexmall.com/extenze_review.html";
		var ad2Head = "Compare ExtenZe&trade; Pills";
		var ad2Body = "Side-by-side ratings and reviews of <b>ExtenZe&trade;</b> and other enlargement pills.";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Find the Best Male Enhancement Product";
		*/

		//CPA
		/*
		var ad1Url = "http://affiliates.asseenontvnetwork.com/z/5095/CD1519/&dp=69571";
		var ad1Head = "Try ExtenZe&trade; FREE";
		var ad1Body = "Click to Try the Official <b>ExtenZe&trade;</b> Pills <b>FREE</b> with a 7 Day Supply.";
		var ad1Statusbar = "FREE Trial of ExtenZe";

		var ad2Url = "http://affiliates.asseenontvnetwork.com/z/5095/CD1519/&dp=69571";
		var ad2Head = "Does ExtenZe&trade; Really Work?";
		var ad2Body = "Find out for yourself with a <b>FREE</b> sample of <b>ExtenZe&trade;</b> pills. As Seen On TV.";
		var ad2Statusbar = "FREE Trial of ExtenZe";
		*/
		
		//Split Test Code
		/*
		var split = Math.floor(Math.random()*99);

		if(split <= 49){

			var ad1Url = "http://affiliates.asseenontvnetwork.com/z/5095/CD1519/&dp=69571";
			var ad1Head = "Try ExtenZe&trade; FREE";
			var ad1Body = "Click to Try the Official <b>ExtenZe&trade;</b> Pills <b>FREE</b> with a 7 Day Supply.";
			var ad1Statusbar = "FREE Trial of ExtenZe";

			var ad2Url = "http://www.BetterSexMall.com/clicks/clickthrough.html?a=pokeycat&t=extbanner2Rt&r=www.bettersexmall.com/extenze_review.html";
			var ad2Head = "Does ExtenZe&trade; Really Work?";
			var ad2Body = "Side-by-side ratings and reviews of <b>ExtenZe&trade;</b> and other enlargement pills.";
			var ad2Statusbar = "Find the Best Male Enhancement Product";

		}else{

			var ad1Url = "http://www.BetterSexMall.com/clicks/clickthrough.html?a=pokeycat&t=extbanner2Rt&r=www.bettersexmall.com/extenze_review.html";
			var ad1Head = "Does ExtenZe&trade; Really Work?";
			var ad1Body = "Side-by-side ratings and reviews of <b>ExtenZe&trade;</b> and other enlargement pills.";
			var ad1Statusbar = "Find the Best Male Enhancement Product";
			
			var ad2Url = "http://affiliates.asseenontvnetwork.com/z/5095/CD1519/&dp=69571";
			var ad2Head = "Try ExtenZe&trade; FREE";
			var ad2Body = "Click to Try the Official <b>ExtenZe&trade;</b> Pills <b>FREE</b> with a 7 Day Supply.";
			var ad2Statusbar = "FREE Trial of ExtenZe";
			
		}	
		*/
		
		var banner = createAdWhite2(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body);

		ad = "<br />" + banner;
		 
	 }
	 //Top Banner on Main Review Page
	 if (color == 'extenze3')
	 {

		//BSM
		/*
		var ad1Url = "http://www.BetterSexMall.com/clicks/clickthrough.html?a=pokeycat&t=extbanner2Lf&r=www.bettersexmall.com/extenze_review.html";
		var ad1Head = "ExtenZe&trade; Product Review";
		var ad1Body = "Read this evaluation of ExtenZe and similar male enhancement pills";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Learn About ExtenZe";


		var ad2Url = "http://www.BetterSexMall.com/clicks/clickthrough.html?a=pokeycat&t=extbanner2Rt&r=www.bettersexmall.com/extenze_review.html";
		var ad2Head = "Compare ExtenZe&trade; Pills";
		var ad2Body = "Side-by-side ratings and reviews of ExtenZe and other enlargement pills.";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Find the Best Male Enhancement Product";
		*/

		//CPA
		/*
		var ad1Url = "http://affiliates.asseenontvnetwork.com/z/5095/CD1519/&dp=69571";
		var ad1Head = "Try ExtenZe&trade; FREE";
		var ad1Body = "Click to Try the Official <b>ExtenZe&trade;</b> Pills <b>FREE</b> with a 7 Day Supply.";
		var ad1Statusbar = "FREE Trial of ExtenZe";

		var ad2Url = "http://affiliates.asseenontvnetwork.com/z/5095/CD1519/&dp=69571";
		var ad2Head = "Does ExtenZe&trade; Really Work?";
		var ad2Body = "Find out for yourself with a <b>FREE</b> sample of <b>ExtenZe&trade;</b> pills. As Seen On TV.";
		var ad2Statusbar = "FREE Trial of ExtenZe";
		*/

		//Split Test Code
		var split = Math.floor(Math.random()*99);

		if(split <= 49){

			var ad1Url = "http://www.BetterSexMall.com/clicks/clickthrough.html?a=pokeycat&t=extbannerRt&r=www.bettersexmall.com/extenze_review.html";
			var ad1Head = "Does ExtenZe&trade; Really Work?";
			var ad1Body = "Side-by-side ratings and reviews of <b>ExtenZe&trade;</b> and other enlargement pills.";
			var ad1Statusbar = "Find the Best Male Enhancement Product";

			var ad2Url = "http://www.BetterSexMall.com/clicks/clickthrough.html?a=pokeycat&t=extbannerLf&r=www.bettersexmall.com/extenze_review.html";
			var ad2Head = "Does ExtenZe&trade; Really Work?";
			var ad2Body = "Side-by-side ratings and reviews of <b>ExtenZe&trade;</b> and other enlargement pills.";
			var ad2Statusbar = "Find the Best Male Enhancement Product";

		}else{

			var ad1Url = "http://www.BetterSexMall.com/clicks/clickthrough.html?a=pokeycat&t=extbannerRt&r=www.bettersexmall.com/extenze_review.html";
			var ad1Head = "Does ExtenZe&trade; Really Work?";
			var ad1Body = "Side-by-side ratings and reviews of <b>ExtenZe&trade;</b> and other enlargement pills.";
			var ad1Statusbar = "Find the Best Male Enhancement Product";
			
			var ad2Url = "http://www.BetterSexMall.com/clicks/clickthrough.html?a=pokeycat&t=extbannerLf&r=www.bettersexmall.com/extenze_review.html";
			var ad2Head = "Does ExtenZe&trade; Really Work?";
			var ad2Body = "Side-by-side ratings and reviews of <b>ExtenZe&trade;</b> and other enlargement pills.";
			var ad2Statusbar = "Find the Best Male Enhancement Product";
			
		}

		var banner = createAdWhite(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body);
		

		ad = begintable + banner + endtable;
		 
	 }
	 if (color == 'extenzeTopBSM')
	 {

		
		//CB
		var ad1Url = "http://as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/redir/meta.php?file=male_ebook&sid=RIRT1";
		var ad1Head = "Get Big WITHOUT Pills!";
		var ad1Body = "Want a <b>Bigger Penis</b> Without Surgery, Pills or Contraptions? <b>Click Here!</b>";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Get Big WITHOUR Pills!";

		var ad2Url = "http://as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/redir/meta.php?file=male_ebook&sid=RIRT2";
		var ad2Head = "Add Inches to Your Penis";
		var ad2Body = "Learn the Secret to <b>Add Up to 3 Inches</b> To Your Penis <b>Safely And Naturally</b>!";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Add Inches to Your Penis";

		//BSM
		/*
		var ad1Url = "http://www.BetterSexMall.com/clicks/clickthrough.html?a=pokeycat&t=extbannerLf&r=www.bettersexmall.com/extenze_review.html";
		var ad1Head = "ExtenZe&trade; Product Review";
		var ad1Body = "Read this evaluation of <b>ExtenZe&trade;</b> and similar male enhancement pills";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Learn About ExtenZe";


		var ad2Url = "http://www.BetterSexMall.com/clicks/clickthrough.html?a=pokeycat&t=extbannerRt&r=www.bettersexmall.com/extenze_review.html";
		var ad2Head = "Compare ExtenZe&trade; Pills";
		var ad2Body = "Side-by-side ratings and reviews of <b>ExtenZe&trade;</b> and other enlargement pills.";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Find the Best Male Enhancement Product";
		*/

		var banner = createAdWhite(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body);
		

		ad = begintable + banner + endtable;
		 
	 }
	 if (color == 'extenze7thTopBSM')
	 {

		
		//CB
		var ad1Url = "http://as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/redir/meta.php?file=male_ebook&sid=RIRT1";
		var ad1Head = "Get Big WITHOUT Pills!";
		var ad1Body = "Want a <b>Bigger Penis</b> Without Surgery, Pills or Contraptions? <b>Click Here!</b>";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Get Big WITHOUR Pills!";

		var ad2Url = "http://as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/redir/meta.php?file=male_ebook&sid=RIRT2";
		var ad2Head = "Add Inches to Your Penis";
		var ad2Body = "Learn the Secret to <b>Add Up to 3 Inches</b> To Your Penis <b>Safely And Naturally</b>!";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Add Inches to Your Penis";


		/*
		//BSM	
		var ad1Url = "http://www.BetterSexMall.com/clicks/clickthrough.html?a=pokeycat&t=ext7thbannerLf&r=www.bettersexmall.com/extenze_review.html";
		var ad1Head = "ExtenZe&trade; Product Review";
		var ad1Body = "Read this evaluation of <b>ExtenZe&trade;</b> and similar male enhancement pills";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Learn About ExtenZe";


		var ad2Url = "http://www.BetterSexMall.com/clicks/clickthrough.html?a=pokeycat&t=ext7thbannerRt&r=www.bettersexmall.com/extenze_review.html";
		var ad2Head = "Compare ExtenZe&trade; Pills";
		var ad2Body = "Side-by-side ratings and reviews of <b>ExtenZe&trade;</b> and other enlargement pills.";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Find the Best Male Enhancement Product";
		*/

		var banner = createAdWhite(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body);
		

		ad = begintable + banner + endtable;
		 
	 }
	 if (color == 'extenzeTopCPA')
	 {

		
		//CB
		var ad1Url = "http://as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/redir/meta.php?file=male_ebook&sid=RIRT1";
		var ad1Head = "Get Big WITHOUT Pills!";
		var ad1Body = "Want a <b>Bigger Penis</b> Without Surgery, Pills or Contraptions? <b>Click Here!</b>";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Get Big WITHOUR Pills!";

		var ad2Url = "http://as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/redir/meta.php?file=male_ebook&sid=RIRT2";
		var ad2Head = "Add Inches to Your Penis";
		var ad2Body = "Learn the Secret to <b>Add Up to 3 Inches</b> To Your Penis <b>Safely And Naturally</b>!";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Add Inches to Your Penis";


		/*
		//CPA
		var ad1Url = "http://www.BetterSexMall.com/clicks/clickthrough.html?a=pokeycat&t=ext7thbannerLf&r=www.bettersexmall.com/extenze_review.html";
		var ad1Head = "ExtenZe&trade; Product Review";
		var ad1Body = "Read this evaluation of <b>ExtenZe&trade;</b> and similar male enhancement pills";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Learn About ExtenZe";


		var ad2Url = "http://www.BetterSexMall.com/clicks/clickthrough.html?a=pokeycat&t=ext7thbannerRt&r=www.bettersexmall.com/extenze_review.html";
		var ad2Head = "Compare ExtenZe&trade; Pills";
		var ad2Body = "Side-by-side ratings and reviews of <b>ExtenZe&trade;</b> and other enlargement pills.";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Find the Best Male Enhancement Product";
		*/

		var banner = createAdWhite(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body);
		

		ad = begintable + banner + endtable;
		 
	 }
	 //Bottom Ext Banner BSM
	 if (color == 'extenzeBottomBSM')
	 {

		
		//CB
		var ad1Url = "http://as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/redir/meta.php?file=male_ebook&sid=RIRT1";
		var ad1Head = "Get Big WITHOUT Pills!";
		var ad1Body = "Want a <b>Bigger Penis</b> Without Surgery, Pills or Contraptions? <b>Click Here!</b>";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Get Big WITHOUR Pills!";

		var ad2Url = "http://as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/redir/meta.php?file=male_ebook&sid=RIRT2";
		var ad2Head = "Add Inches to Your Penis";
		var ad2Body = "Learn the Secret to <b>Add Up to 3 Inches</b> To Your Penis <b>Safely And Naturally</b>!";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Add Inches to Your Penis";

		/*
		//BSM
		var ad1Url = "http://www.BetterSexMall.com/clicks/clickthrough.html?a=pokeycat&t=extbanner2Lf&r=www.bettersexmall.com/extenze_review.html";
		var ad1Head = "ExtenZe&trade; Product Review";
		var ad1Body = "Read this evaluation of <b>ExtenZe&trade;</b> and similar male enhancement pills";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Learn About ExtenZe";


		var ad2Url = "http://www.BetterSexMall.com/clicks/clickthrough.html?a=pokeycat&t=extbanner2Rt&r=www.bettersexmall.com/extenze_review.html";
		var ad2Head = "Compare ExtenZe&trade; Pills";
		var ad2Body = "Side-by-side ratings and reviews of <b>ExtenZe&trade;</b> and other enlargement pills.";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Find the Best Male Enhancement Product";	
		*/
		
		var banner = createAdWhite2(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body);

		ad = "<br />" + banner;
		 
	 }
	 //Bottom Ext 7th Banner BSM
	 if (color == 'extenze7thBottomBSM')
	 {

		
		//CB
		var ad1Url = "http://as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/redir/meta.php?file=male_ebook&sid=RIRT1";
		var ad1Head = "Get Big WITHOUT Pills!";
		var ad1Body = "Want a <b>Bigger Penis</b> Without Surgery, Pills or Contraptions? <b>Click Here!</b>";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Get Big WITHOUR Pills!";

		var ad2Url = "http://as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/redir/meta.php?file=male_ebook&sid=RIRT2";
		var ad2Head = "Add Inches to Your Penis";
		var ad2Body = "Learn the Secret to <b>Add Up to 3 Inches</b> To Your Penis <b>Safely And Naturally</b>!";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Add Inches to Your Penis";

		/*
		//BSM
		var ad1Url = "http://www.BetterSexMall.com/clicks/clickthrough.html?a=pokeycat&t=ext7thbanner2Lf&r=www.bettersexmall.com/extenze_review.html";
		var ad1Head = "ExtenZe&trade; Product Review";
		var ad1Body = "Read this evaluation of <b>ExtenZe&trade;</b> and similar male enhancement pills";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Learn About ExtenZe";


		var ad2Url = "http://www.BetterSexMall.com/clicks/clickthrough.html?a=pokeycat&t=ext7thbanner2Rt&r=www.bettersexmall.com/extenze_review.html";
		var ad2Head = "Compare ExtenZe&trade; Pills";
		var ad2Body = "Side-by-side ratings and reviews of <b>ExtenZe&trade;</b> and other enlargement pills.";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Find the Best Male Enhancement Product";
		*/
		
		var banner = createAdWhite2(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body);

		ad = "<br />" + banner;
		 
	 }
	 //Bottom Ext Banner CPA
	 if (color == 'extenzeBottomCPA')
	 {

		
		//CB
		var ad1Url = "http://as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/redir/meta.php?file=male_ebook&sid=RIRT1";
		var ad1Head = "Get Big WITHOUT Pills!";
		var ad1Body = "Want a <b>Bigger Penis</b> Without Surgery, Pills or Contraptions? <b>Click Here!</b>";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Get Big WITHOUR Pills!";

		var ad2Url = "http://as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/redir/meta.php?file=male_ebook&sid=RIRT2";
		var ad2Head = "Add Inches to Your Penis";
		var ad2Body = "Learn the Secret to <b>Add Up to 3 Inches</b> To Your Penis <b>Safely And Naturally</b>!";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Add Inches to Your Penis";
		
		/*
		//CPA
		var ad1Url = "http://www.BetterSexMall.com/clicks/clickthrough.html?a=pokeycat&t=ext7thbanner2Lf&r=www.bettersexmall.com/extenze_review.html";
		var ad1Head = "ExtenZe&trade; Product Review";
		var ad1Body = "Read this evaluation of <b>ExtenZe&trade;</b> and similar male enhancement pills";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Learn About ExtenZe";


		var ad2Url = "http://www.BetterSexMall.com/clicks/clickthrough.html?a=pokeycat&t=ext7thbanner2Rt&r=www.bettersexmall.com/extenze_review.html";
		var ad2Head = "Compare ExtenZe&trade; Pills";
		var ad2Body = "Side-by-side ratings and reviews of <b>ExtenZe&trade;</b> and other enlargement pills.";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Find the Best Male Enhancement Product";	
		*/
		
		var banner = createAdWhite2(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body);

		ad = "<br />" + banner;
		 
	 }
	 if(color == 'juice') {


		var ad1Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/juiceman.php";
		var ad1Head = "Official Juiceman&trade; Juicer";
		var ad1Body = "Learn about the Juiceman&reg; Pro, the Best Juiceman Juicer Ever Offered!";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Learn about the Juiceman Pro";

		
		var ad2Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/juiceman.php";
		var ad2Head = "Save $$$ On the Official Juiceman";
		var ad2Body = "Find the Best Deal on the Official Juiceman Juicer";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Get the Offical Juiceman Juicer";


		var banner = createAdWhite(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body);

		ad = begintable + banner + endtable;
	 }
	 if(color == 'dermawand') {


		var ad1Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/derma-wand.php";
		var ad1Head = "Derma Wand - Try It Free";
		var ad1Body = "Get a Free Trial of the Official <b>Derma Wand</b> with Free Bonuses";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Special Derma Wand Free Trial Offer";

		
		var ad2Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/derma-wand.php";
		var ad2Head = "Official Derma Wand";
		var ad2Body = "Click Here for a Special Offer on the <b>Derma Wand</b> As Seen On TV";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Special Derma Wand Free Trial Offer";


		var banner = createAdWhite(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body);

		ad = begintable + banner + endtable;
	 }
	 if(color == 'listenup') {


		var ad1Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/listen-up.php";
		var ad1Head = "Listen Up&trade; Sound Amplifier";
		var ad1Body = "Order Now & get Comfort-Fit Ear Buds w/order! As Seen On TV";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Official Listen Up Offer";

		
		var ad2Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/listen-up.php";
		var ad2Head = "Listen Up&trade; Offer";
		var ad2Body = "Find the Best Deal on the Official <b>Listen Up</b>";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Official Listen Up Offer";


		var banner = createAdWhite(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body);

		ad = begintable + banner + endtable;
	 }
	 if(color == 'careyformula') {


		var ad1Url = "http://www.shareasale.com/r.cfm?B=81145&U=157606&M=12670";
		var ad1Head = "Carey Formula";
		var ad1Body = "Click to Get a <b>Free Carey Formula</b> CD and Newsletter from the Official Website!";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Carey Formual Offer";

		
		var ad2Url = "http://www.shareasale.com/r.cfm?B=81145&U=157606&M=12670";
		var ad2Head = "Carey Formula - Free Offer";
		var ad2Body = "Special Offer on the <b>Official Carey Formula</b> from Inventor Barbara Carey";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Carey Formula";


		var banner = createAdWhite(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body);

		ad = begintable + banner + endtable;
	 }
	  if(color == 'trump') {


		var ad1Url = "http://www.jdoqocy.com/click-1848151-10425455?sid=RIRBannerLf&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.trumpuniversity.com%2Frealestate%2Freport%2Fsecrets-of-foreclosure-investing.cfm";
		var ad1Head = "Donald Trump - FREE Report";
		var ad1Body = "Trump Reveals His Foreclosure Strategies in this <b>Free Report</b>";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Donald Trump Free Real Estate Report";

		
		var ad2Url = "http://www.jdoqocy.com/click-1848151-10425455?sid=RIRBannerRt&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.trumpuniversity.com%2Frealestate%2Freport%2Fsecrets-of-foreclosure-investing.cfm";
		var ad2Head = "Donald Trump's Foreclosure Secrets";
		var ad2Body = "Get a <b>Free Foreclosure Report</b> from Trump That Reveals Real Estate Secrets";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Donald Trump Free Real Estate Report";


		var banner = createAdWhite(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body);

		ad = begintable + banner + endtable;
	 }

	  if(color == 'trumpJA') {


		var ad1Url = "http://www.jdoqocy.com/click-1848151-10425455?sid=BannerLfJA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.trumpuniversity.com%2Frealestate%2Freport%2Fsecrets-of-foreclosure-investing.cfm";
		var ad1Head = "Donald Trump - FREE Report";
		var ad1Body = "Trump Reveals His Foreclosure Strategies in this <b>Free Report</b>";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Donald Trump Free Real Estate Report";

		
		var ad2Url = "http://www.jdoqocy.com/click-1848151-10425455?sid=BannerRtJA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.trumpuniversity.com%2Frealestate%2Freport%2Fsecrets-of-foreclosure-investing.cfm";
		var ad2Head = "Donald Trump's Foreclosure Secrets";
		var ad2Body = "Get a <b>Free Foreclosure Report</b> from Trump That Reveals Real Estate Secrets";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Donald Trump Free Real Estate Report";


		var banner = createAdWhite(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body);

		ad = begintable + banner + endtable;
	 }


	  if(color == 'vigrx') {


		var ad1Url = "http://www.BetterSexMall.com/clicks/clickthrough.html?a=pokeycat&t=blogRIR&r=www.bettersexmall.com/vigrxplus_review.html";
		var ad1Head = "VigRX Product Review";
		var ad1Body = "Read this evaluation of VigRX Plus and similar male enhancement pills.";
		var ad1Statusbar = "VigRX Product Review";

		
		var ad2Url = "http://www.BetterSexMall.com/clicks/clickthrough.html?a=pokeycat&t=blogRIR&r=www.bettersexmall.com/vigrxplus_review.html";
		var ad2Head = "Does VigRX+ Really Work?";
		var ad2Body = "Side-by-side ratings and reviews of VigRX Plus and other enlargement pills.";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Does VigRX+ Really Work?";


		var banner = createAdWhite(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body);

		ad = begintable + banner + endtable;
	 }

	 if(color == 'karakol') {


		var ad1Url = "http://rover.ebay.com/rover/1/711-53200-19255-0/1?type=3&campid=5335823018&toolid=10001&customid=CaracolCream&ext=Caracol+Cream&satitle=Caracol+Cream";
		var ad1Head = "Karakol Kream";
		var ad1Body = "Find the Best Deals on the <b>Karakol Kream</b> Healing Skin Cream";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Find Karakol Kream";

		
		var ad2Url = "http://rover.ebay.com/rover/1/711-53200-19255-0/1?type=3&campid=5335823018&toolid=10001&customid=CaracolCream&ext=Caracol+Cream&satitle=Caracol+Cream";
		var ad2Head = "Karakol Kream Bargains";
		var ad2Body = "Great Prices on <b>Karakol Kream</b> Snail Cream As Seen On TV";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Find Karakol Kream";

		/*
		var ad1Url = "http://www.lynxtrack.com/afclick.php?o=8589&b=h6p5zp85&p=27133&l=1&s=BlogLf";
		var ad1Head = "Caracol Cream&trade; - FREE Trial";
		var ad1Body = "Try <b>Caracol Cream&trade;</b> for Youthful Skin with a FREE Trial";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Try Carakol Cream";

		
		var ad2Url = "http://www.lynxtrack.com/afclick.php?o=8589&b=h6p5zp85&p=27133&l=1&s=BlogRt";
		var ad2Head = "Try Caracol Cream&trade; FREE!";
		var ad2Body = "As Seen On TV! Try <b>Caracol Cream&trade;</b> Skin Care for Yourself with a FREE Trial";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Find Karakol Kream";
		*/


		var banner = createAdWhite(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body);

		ad = begintable + banner + endtable;
	 }

	 if(color == 'tiddybear') {


		var ad1Url = "http://rover.ebay.com/rover/1/711-53200-19255-0/1?type=3&campid=5335823018&toolid=10001&customid=TiddyBear&ext=Tiddy+Bear&satitle=Tiddy+Bear";
		var ad1Head = "Tiddy Bear As Seen On TV";
		var ad1Body = "Find the Best Deals on the Tiddy Bear Seat Belt Accessory";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Find Tiddy Bear";

		
		var ad2Url = "http://rover.ebay.com/rover/1/711-53200-19255-0/1?type=3&campid=5335823018&toolid=10001&customid=TiddyBear&ext=Tiddy+Bear&satitle=Tiddy+Bear";
		var ad2Head = "Tiddy Bear for Seat Belts";
		var ad2Body = "Great Prices on Tiddy Bear for Seat Belts As Seen On TV";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Find Tiddy Bear";


		var banner = createAdWhite(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body);

		ad = begintable + banner + endtable;
	 }

	if(color == 'toothtunes') {


		var ad1Url = "http://rover.ebay.com/rover/1/711-53200-19255-0/1?type=3&campid=5335823018&toolid=10001&customid=ToothTunes&ext=Tooth+Tunes&satitle=Tooth+Tunes";
		var ad1Head = "Tooth Tunes As Seen On TV";
		var ad1Body = "Find the Best Deals on the Tooth Tunes Musicial Toothbrush";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Find Tooth Tunes";

		
		var ad2Url = "http://rover.ebay.com/rover/1/711-53200-19255-0/1?type=3&campid=5335823018&toolid=10001&customid=ToothTunes&ext=Tooth+Tunes&satitle=Tooth+Tunes";
		var ad2Head = "Tooth Tunes Toothbrush";
		var ad2Body = "Great Prices on Tooth Tunes As Seen On TV";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Find Tooth Tunes";


		var banner = createAdWhite(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body);

		ad = begintable + banner + endtable;
	 }

	if(color == 'hawaiichair') {


		var ad1Url = "http://rover.ebay.com/rover/1/711-53200-19255-0/1?type=3&campid=5335823018&toolid=10001&customid=HulaChair&ext=Hula+Chair&satitle=Hula+Chair";
		//var ad1Url = "http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/redirect?link_code=ur2&tag=ridiculousinfome&camp=1789&creative=9325&path=external-search%3Fsearch-type=ss%26index=blended%26keyword=Hawaii%20Chair";
		var ad1Head = "The Hawaii Chair&trade;";
		var ad1Body = "Find the Best Deals on the <b>Hawaii Chair&trade;</b> and Electric Hula Chairs";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Find Hawaii Chair";

		
		var ad2Url = "http://rover.ebay.com/rover/1/711-53200-19255-0/1?type=3&campid=5335823018&toolid=10001&customid=HulaChair&ext=Hula+Chair&satitle=Hula+Chair";
		var ad2Head = "Electric Hula Chairs";
		var ad2Body = "Great Prices on the <b>Hawaii Chair&trade;</b> and Hula Exercise Chairs";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Find Hula Chairs";

		var newwindow = true;

		var banner = createAdWhite(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body,  newwindow);

		ad = begintable + banner + endtable;
	 }

	if(color == 'lightrelief') {


		var ad1Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/redir/lightrelief.php";
		var ad1Head = "Official Light Relief&trade;";
		var ad1Body = "Click for a Guarantee on the Light Relief Infrared Pain Therapy Device";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Official Light Relief Website";

		
		var ad2Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/redir/lightrelief.php";
		var ad2Head = "Light Relief Guaranteed!";
		var ad2Body = "Get the Official Light Relief&trade; As Seen On TV with Robert Wagner";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Official Light Relief Website";


		var banner = createAdWhite(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body);

		ad = begintable + banner + endtable;
	 }

	 if(color == 'catgenie') {


		var ad1Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/cat-genie.php";
		var ad1Head = "Official CatGenie&trade;";
		var ad1Body = "Self-Cleaning <b>CatGenie&trade;</b> Box As Seen On TV. Find the Best Deal Online!";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Official CatGenie As Seen On TV";

		
		var ad2Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/cat-genie.php";
		var ad2Head = "CatGenie&trade; As Seen On TV";
		var ad2Body = "Never Scoop Litter Again! Try the Offical <b>CatGenie&trade;</b> in Action for Yourself!";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Official CatGenie As Seen On TV";


		var banner = createAdWhite(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body);

		ad = begintable + banner + endtable;
	 }

	 if(color == 'fridgeballs') {


		var ad1Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/fridge-balls.php";
		var ad1Head = "Fridge Balls -As Seen on TV";
		var ad1Body = "Click Now to Try the Official <b>Fridge Balls</b> for Yourself.";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Fridge Balls As Seen On TV";

		
		var ad2Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/fridge-balls.php/";
		var ad2Head = "Do Fridge Balls Really Work?";
		var ad2Body = "Learn how <b>Fridge Balls</b> work to keep your fruits and vegetables fresh. <b>As Seen On TV</b>";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Learn about Fridge Balls As Seen On TV";


		var banner = createAdWhite(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body);

		ad = begintable + banner + endtable;
	 }

	 if(color == 'bettertrades') {


		var ad1Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/better-trades.php";
		var ad1Head = "BetterTrades - As Seen on TV";
		var ad1Body = "Learn More About the <b>BetterTrades Expo</b> Stock Trading Workshop.";
		var ad1Statusbar = "BetterTrades As Seen On TV";

		
		var ad2Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/better-trades.php";
		var ad2Head = "BetterTrades Expo Info";
		var ad2Body = "Get Info on the <b>BetterTrades</b> System for Trading the Stock Market";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Learn about BetterTrades As Seen On TV";


		var banner = createAdWhite(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body);

		ad = begintable + banner + endtable;
	 }

	 if(color == 'quackerfactory') {


		var ad1Url = "http://rover.ebay.com/rover/1/711-53200-19255-0/1?type=3&campid=5335823018&toolid=10001&customid=QuackerFactory&ext=Quacker+Factory&satitle=Quacker+Factory";
		var ad1Head = "Quacker Factory for Less!";
		var ad1Body = "Save Money on the <b>Official Quacker Factory</b> Clothes by Jeanne Bice";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Click for Quacker Factory";

		
		var ad2Url = "http://rover.ebay.com/rover/1/711-53200-19255-0/1?type=3&campid=5335823018&toolid=10001&customid=QuackerFactory&ext=Quacker+Factory&satitle=Quacker+Factory";
		var ad2Head = "Official Quacker Factory Clothing";
		var ad2Body = "Click Here for <b>Quacker Factory by Jeanne Bice</b> As Seen on QVC";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Click for Quacker Factory";


		var banner = createAdWhite(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body);

		ad = begintable + banner + endtable;
	 }

	 /*
	 if(color == 'patchperfect') {

		var ad1Url = "http://www.cpaclicks.com/contextual.asp?a=3280&b=15971&d=0&l=0&o=&p=0";
		var ad1Head = "Patch Perfect - 2 for 1 Offer!";
		var ad1Body = "Official <b>Patch Perfect</b> Seeds Seen on TV. Special 2 for 1 Deal. Click Now.";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Patch Perfect 2 for 1";

		
		var ad2Url = "http://www.cpaclicks.com/contextual.asp?a=3280&b=15971&d=0&l=0&o=&p=0";
		var ad2Head = "Patch Pefect As Seen on TV";
		var ad2Body = "Get Double the Amount of <b>Patch Perfect</b> Grass Seeds. 2 for 1 Special Offer.";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Patch Perfect 2 for 1";


		var banner = createAdWhite(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body);

		ad = begintable + banner + endtable;
	 }
	 */

	 if(color == 'walletpix') {


		var ad1Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/wallet-pix.php/";
		var ad1Head = "WalletPix&trade; - As Seen On TV";
		var ad1Body = "Official <b>Wallet Pix&trade;</b> Album Seen on TV. Find the Best Offer. Click Now.";
		var ad1Statusbar = "WalletPix 2 for 1";

		
		var ad2Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/wallet-pix.php";
		var ad2Head = "Wallet Pix&trade; Digital Photo Album";
		var ad2Body = "Get the Official <b>Wallet Pix&trade;</b> As Seen on TV. Save $$$ Online.";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Wallet Pix 2 for 1";


		var banner = createAdWhite(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body);

		ad = begintable + banner + endtable;
	 }

	 if(color == 'avacor') {


		var ad1Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/avacor.php";
		var ad1Head = "Avacor&reg; - As Seen On TV!";
		var ad1Body = "Try <b>Avacor&reg</b> for Yoursef! Regrow Your Own Hair in as Little as 2 Months";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Avacor";

		
		var ad2Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/avacor.php";
		var ad2Head = "Official Avacor&reg; Hair Growth!";
		var ad2Body = "Get the Official <b>Avacor&reg;</b> at the Best Price";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Avacor Risk-Free Trial";
		

		var banner = createAdWhite(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body);

		ad = begintable + banner + endtable;
	 }

	 if(color == 'almightycleanse') {


		var ad1Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/almighty-cleanse-danny-vierra.php";
		var ad1Head = "The Almighty Cleanse&trade; - Save $$$";
		var ad1Body = "Find the Best Price on the Official <b>Almighty Cleanse&trade;</b> from Danny Vierra";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Almighty Cleanse Bargains";

		
		var ad2Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/almighty-cleanse-danny-vierra.php";
		var ad2Head = "Cleaner Colon with Almighty Cleanse&trade;";
		var ad2Body = "<b>The Almighty Cleanse&trade;</b> from Danny Vierra Detoxifies Your Colon.";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Almighty Cleanse Bargains";

		var newwindow = true;
		
		var banner = createAdWhite(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body, newwindow);

		ad = begintable + banner + endtable;
	 }

	 if(color == 'jeffpaul') {


		var ad1Url = "http://asseenontvdiscounts.net/products.asp?id=8142&did=229&aid=5612";
		var ad1Head = "Shortcuts to Internet Millions&trade;";
		var ad1Body = "Get the Official <b>Shortcuts to Internet Millions&trade;</b> from <b>Jeff Paul</b> Guaranteed!";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Get Shortcuts to Internet Millions";

		
		var ad2Url = "http://asseenontvdiscounts.net/products.asp?id=8142&did=229&aid=5612";
		var ad2Head = "Official Jeff Paul System";
		var ad2Body = "Try <b>Shortcuts to Internet Millions&trade;</b> System. Money Back Guarantee!";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Get Jeff Paul System";

		var newwindow = true;
		
		var banner = createAdWhite(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body, newwindow);

		ad = begintable + banner + endtable;
	 }

	 if(color == 'richardsimmons') {
	    //Banner GIF
		//var ad = '<table><tr><td width="33%" align="left"><p><a href="index.htm"><img src="rir_logo1.gif"  border=0 ></a></p></td><td width="67%" valign="bottom" align="center"><P><A HREF="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00006RCQI/ref=nosim/ridiculousinfome"><img src="blastoff.gif" alt="Click here to buy Richard Simmons Blast Off the Pounds" border=0 /></a></p></td></tr></table>';
		
		var ad1Head = "Richard Simmons Fitness Products";
		var ad1Body = "Lose weight and dance with <b>Richard Simmons products</b>!";
		var ad1Url = "http://rover.ebay.com/rover/1/711-53200-19255-0/1?type=3&campid=5335823018&toolid=10001&customid=RichardSimmons&ext=Richard+Simmons&satitle=Richard+Simmons";
		var ad1Statusbar = "go to Richard Simmons Video";
		
		var ad2Head = "Richard Simmons Dolls";
		var ad2Body = "Click here to see the <b>Richard Simmons Dolls</b> for yourself.";
		var ad2Url = "http://rover.ebay.com/rover/1/711-53200-19255-0/1?type=3&campid=5335823018&toolid=10001&customid=RichardSimmonsDoll&ext=Richard+Simmons+Doll&satitle=Richard+Simmons+Doll";
		var ad2Statusbar = "go to Richard Simmons Dolls";

		var banner = createAdWhite(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body);

		ad = begintable + banner + endtable;
	 }

	 if(color == 'gtxpress101') {
		
		var ad1Head = "GT Xpress 101&trade; - Buy 1, Get 1 FREE";
		var ad1Body = "Get a 2-for-1 Offer on the <b>Official GT Xpress 101&trade;</b> from <b>Cathy Mitchell</b>";
		var ad1Url = "http://click.linksynergy.com/fs-bin/click?id=V/wa6nwQ54I&offerid=82838.30&type=2&subid=0&u1=XpressRIR";
		var ad1Statusbar = "GT Xpress 101 2-for-1 Offer";
		
		var ad2Head = "GT Xpress 101&trade; from Cathy Mitchell";
		var ad2Body = "Order One <b>GT Xpress 101&trade;</b> and Get a Second One FREE";
		var ad2Url = "http://click.linksynergy.com/fs-bin/click?id=V/wa6nwQ54I&offerid=82838.30&type=2&subid=0&u1=XpressRIR";
		var ad2Statusbar = "GT Xpress 101 2-for-1 Offer";

		var banner = createAdWhite(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body);

		ad = begintable + banner + endtable;
	 }

	 if(color == 'aerogarden') {
		
		var ad1Head = "AeroGarden&reg; - Try It FREE"
		var ad1Body = "Try the Official <b>AeroGarden&reg;</b> for 36 Days and Get FREE Gifts. As Seen On TV";
		var ad1Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/redir/aerogarden.php";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Try the AeroGarden";
		
		var ad2Head = "Free Trial of the AeroGarden&reg;";
		var ad2Body = "Get Free Bonuses when You Try the <b>AeroGarden&reg;</b> FREE for 36 Days.";
		var ad2Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/redir/aerogarden.php";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Try the AeroGarden";

		var banner = createAdWhite(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body);

		ad = begintable + banner + endtable;
	 }

	 if (color == 'rejuvenique')
	 {
		var ad1Statusbar = "Buy Rejuvenique";
		var ad1Url = "http://rover.ebay.com/rover/1/711-53200-19255-0/1?type=3&campid=5335823018&toolid=10001&customid=Rejuvenique&ext=Rejuvenique&satitle=Rejuvenique";
		var ad1Head = "Rejuvenique&reg; Facial Mask";
		var ad1Body = "Click here to purchase the <b>Rejuvenique&reg;</b> facial mask endorsed by Linda Evans.";

		var ad2Statusbar = "Buy Rejuvenique";
		var ad2Url = "http://rover.ebay.com/rover/1/711-53200-19255-0/1?type=3&campid=5335823018&toolid=10001&customid=Rejuvenique&ext=Rejuvenique&satitle=Rejuvenique";
		var ad2Head = "Try Rejuvenique&reg; for Yourself!";
		var ad2Body = "Buy the Linda Evans <b>Rejuvenique&reg;</b> facial mask and see for yourself.";

		var banner = createAdWhite(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body);

		ad = begintable + banner + endtable;
		 
	 }

	 if (color == 'nuzymes')
	 {
		var ad1Head = "Nu-Zymes&trade; - FREE Trial";
		var ad1Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/redir/nuzymes.php";
		var ad1Body = "Try <b>Nu-Zymes&trade;</b> from Dr. Michael Pinkus for yourself with a <b>FREE 2 Week Supply</b>";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Nu-Zymes FREE Trial";
		
		var ad2Head = "FREE Nu-Zymes/LifeZymes";
		var ad2Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/redir/nuzymes.php";
		var ad2Body = "Better digestion with a <b>FREE Sample</b> of the <b>Nu-Zymes&trade;</b> digestive enzymes.";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Nu-Zymes FREE Trial";
		
		var banner = createAdWhite(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body);

		ad = begintable + banner + endtable;
		 
	 }

	 if (color == 'richjerk')
	 {
		var ad1Head = "Rich Jerk&trade; - 100% Guarantee!";
		var ad1Url = "http://pokeycat.richjerk.hop.clickbank.net/?tid=BLOG";
		var ad1Body = "Download the Best-Selling <b>Rich Jerk&trade;</b> Ebook. 100% Guarantee";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Official Rich Jerk";
		
		var ad2Head = "Try Rich Jerk&trade; with FREE Bonuses";
		var ad2Url = "http://pokeycat.richjerk.hop.clickbank.net/?tid=BLOG";
		var ad2Body = "Try the <b>Rich Jerk&trade;</b> Guide for <b>Only $9.95</b> and Get <b>4 FREE Bonsues</b>.";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Official Rich Jerk";
		
		var banner = createAdWhite(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body);

		ad = begintable + banner + endtable;
		 
	 }

	 if (color == 'kymaro')
	 {
		var ad1Head = "Kymaro&trade; New Body Shaper";
		//var ad1Url = "http://rover.ebay.com/rover/1/711-53200-19255-0/1?type=3&campid=5335823018&toolid=10001&customid=KymaroBannerLf&ext=Kymaro+Body+Shaper&satitle=Kymaro+Body+Shaper";
		var ad1Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/redir/kymaroblog.php";
		var ad1Body = "Eliminate Bulges and Look Great! Try <b>Kymaro&trade; New Body Shaper</b> Yourself.";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Try Kymaro Body Shaper";
		
		//var ad2Head = "Try the Offical Kymaro Body Shaper";
		var ad2Head = "Try Kymaro&trade; with a FREE Bonus!";
		//var ad2Url = "http://rover.ebay.com/rover/1/711-53200-19255-0/1?type=3&campid=5335823018&toolid=10001&customid=KymaroBannerRt&ext=Kymaro+Body+Shaper&satitle=Kymaro+Body+Shaper";
		var ad2Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/redir/kymaroblog.php";
		var ad2Body = "Try <b>Kymaro&trade;</b> with Extra Body Shaper &amp; Bottom Shaper as <b>FREE Bonuses</a>!";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Try Kymaro Body Shaper";
		
		var banner = createAdWhite(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body);

		ad = begintable + banner + endtable;
		 
	 }

	 if (color == 'trudeaudebtcures')
	 {
		var ad1Head = "Debt Cures Book As Seen on TV";
		var ad1Url = "http://rover.ebay.com/rover/1/711-53200-19255-0/1?type=3&campid=5335823018&toolid=10001&customid=DebtCuresBookBannerLf&ext=Kevin+Trudeau+Debt+Cures+Book&satitle=Kevin+Trudeau+Debt+Cures+Book";
		var ad1Body = "Find Out the Debt Cures They Don't Want You to Know About by <b>Kevin Trudeau</b>.";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Debt Cures Book As Seen on TV";
		
		var ad2Head = "Kevin Trudeau Debt Cures";
		var ad2Url = "http://rover.ebay.com/rover/1/711-53200-19255-0/1?type=3&campid=5335823018&toolid=10001&customid=DebtCuresBookBannerLf&ext=Kevin+Trudeau+Debt+Cures+Book&satitle=Kevin+Trudeau+Debt+Cures+Book";
		var ad2Body = "Get the Best Deal on the Official <b>Kevin Trudeau</b> Debt Cures Book";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Kevin Trudeau Debt Cures Book";
		
		var banner = createAdWhite(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body);

		ad = begintable + banner + endtable;
		 
	 }

	  if (color == 'calpines')
	 {
		
		var ad1Head = "California Pines";
		var ad1Body = "Click here to get great deals on the <b>California Pines</b> land seen on TV.";
		var ad1Url = "http://rover.ebay.com/rover/1/711-53200-19255-0/1?type=3&campid=5335823018&toolid=10001&customid=CaliforniaPines&ext=California+Pines&satitle=California+Pines";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Buy California Pines on Ebay";
	
		var ad2Head = "Great Deals on Cal Pines Land";
		var ad2Body = "Online Land Auctions have great deals on land at <b>California Pines</b> in Modoc County.";
		var ad2Url = "http://rover.ebay.com/rover/1/711-53200-19255-0/1?type=3&campid=5335823018&toolid=10001&customid=CaliforniaPines&ext=California+Pines&satitle=California+Piness";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Buy California Pines on Ebay";

		var banner = createAdWhite(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body);

		ad = begintable + banner + endtable;
		 
	 }

	  if (color == 'calpines2')
	 {
		
		var ad1Head = "California Pines";
		var ad1Body = "Click here to get great deals on the <b>California Pines</b> land seen on TV.";
		var ad1Url = "http://rover.ebay.com/rover/1/711-53200-19255-0/1?type=3&campid=5335823018&toolid=10001&customid=CaliforniaPines&ext=California+Pines&satitle=California+Pines";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Buy California Pines on Ebay";
	
		var ad2Head = "Great Deals on Cal Pines Land";
		var ad2Body = "Online Land Auctions have great deals on land at <b>California Pines</b> in Modoc County.";
		var ad2Url = "http://rover.ebay.com/rover/1/711-53200-19255-0/1?type=3&campid=5335823018&toolid=10001&customid=CaliforniaPines&ext=California+Pines&satitle=California+Pines";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Buy California Pines on Ebay";
		

		var banner = createAdWhite2(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body);

		ad = "<br />" + banner;
		 
	 }

	  if (color == 'kettlenetics')
	 {
		
		var ad1Head = "Kettlenetics&trade; - TV Offer";
		var ad1Body = "Try <b>Kettlenetics&trade;</b> at a Special Intro Price and Get <b>FREE Bonuses</b>";
		var ad1Url = "http://click.linksynergy.com/fs-bin/click?id=V/wa6nwQ54I&offerid=133367.10000537&subid=0&type=4&u1=KBellRIR";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Try Kettlenetics";
	
		var ad2Head = "Try Kettlenetics&trade; with FREE Bonuses";
		var ad2Body = "Get FREE Bonuses when you try <b>Kettlenetics&trade;</b> from Michelle Khai";
		var ad2Url = "http://click.linksynergy.com/fs-bin/click?id=V/wa6nwQ54I&offerid=133367.10000537&subid=0&type=4&u1=KBellRIR";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Try Kettlenetics";
		

		var banner = createAdWhite(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body);

		ad = begintable + banner + endtable;
		 
	 }
	 if (color == 'chicshaper')
	 {
		
		var ad1Head = "Chic Shaper&trade; - Buy 1, Get 1 FREE";
		var ad1Body = "Try the Official <b>Chic Shaper&trade;</b> with this Special TV Offer.";
		var ad1Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/redir/chicshaperblog.php";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Try Chic Shaper";
	
		var ad2Head = "Official Chic Shaper&trade; As Seen On TV";
		var ad2Body = "Buy 1, Get 1 FREE Offer of <b>Chic Shaper&trade;</b>. Get a Fuller Looking Bustline!</b>";
		var ad2Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/redir/chicshaperblog.php";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Try Chic Shaper";
		

		var banner = createAdWhite(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body);

		ad = begintable + banner + endtable;
		 
	 }
	  if (color == 'cash4gold')
	 {
		
		var ad1Head = "FREE Cash4Gold&trade; Kit";
		var ad1Body = "Get Cash for Your Gold in as Little as 24 Hours with a <b>FREE Kit</b> from Cash4Gold&trade;";
		var ad1Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/redir/cash4goldblog.php";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Try Cash4Gold";
	
		var ad2Head = "Cash4Gold&trade; - As Seen On TV";
		var ad2Body = "Use This FREE Kit from <b>Cash4Gold&trade;</b> to Get Fast Money for Your Jewelry.";
		var ad2Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/redir/cash4goldblog.php";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Try Cash4Gold";
		

		var banner = createAdWhite(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body);

		ad = begintable + banner + endtable;
		 
	 }
	 if (color == 'lesko')
	 {
		
		
		var ad1Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/redir/grant_rir.php";
		var ad1Head = "Here is the Free Govt Grant Money";
		var ad1Body = "Search for government programs that are ready to fund you right now.";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Finds Your Goverment Grant";


		var ad2Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/redir/grant_rir.php";
		var ad2Head = "Free Government Grants";
		var ad2Body = "Many Grants are Available. Click Here to Claim your Kit Now";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Get Your Goverment Money Kit";

		/*
		var ad1Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/redir/meta.php?file=lesko";
		var ad1Head = "Lesko's Free Govt Grant Money";
		var ad1Body = "Try the <b>Matthew Lesko</b> Free Grants System <b>Risk-Free for 30 Days</b>";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Finds Your Goverment Grant";


		var ad2Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/redir/meta.php?file=lesko";
		var ad2Head = "Matthew Lesko - Free Govt Grants";
		var ad2Body = "<b>Matthew Lesko</b> System Finds Many Grants. Get 3 <b>FREE Bonus DVDs</b>";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Get Your Goverment Money Kit";
		*/


		

		var banner = createAdWhite(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body);

		ad = begintable + banner + endtable;
		 
	 }

	 if (color == 'snuggie')
	 {
		
		//var ad1Url = "http://severnmarketing.com/ad.php?b=289&a=CD112&o=&d=0&l=0&p=0";
		//var ad1Url = "https://www.dgtsls.com/redir.aspx?CID=20670&AFID=55987&DID=91421&SID=RIRBanner";
		var ad1Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/redir/snuggieblog.php";
		var ad1Head = "Snuggie&trade; Buy 1, Get 1 FREE!";
		var ad1Body = "Soft Fleece Blanket w/Roomy Sleeves. <b>Official Snuggie&trade;</b> As Seen On TV";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Try Snuggie";


		//var ad2Url = "http://severnmarketing.com/ad.php?b=289&a=CD112&o=&d=0&l=0&p=0";
		var ad2Url = "https://www.dgtsls.com/redir.aspx?CID=20670&AFID=55987&DID=91421&SID=RIRBanner";
		var ad2Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/redir/snuggieblog.php";
		var ad2Head = "Snuggie&trade; As Seen On TV";
		var ad2Body = "Special <b>Buy 1, Get 1 FREE</b> Offer with a FREE Bonus Light";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Try Snuggie";

		
		/*
		var ad1Url = "http://severnmarketing.com/ad.php?b=606&a=CD112&o=&d=11061&l=0&p=0";
		var ad1Head = "Snuggie&trade; - New Fashion Prints!";
		var ad1Body = "Try <b>Snuggie&trade;</b> in New Prints - Zebra, Leopard, and Camel. Buy 1, Get 1 FREE";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Try Snuggie";


		var ad2Url = "http://severnmarketing.com/ad.php?b=606&a=CD112&o=&d=11061&l=0&p=0";
		var ad2Head = "Try Designer Snuggie&trade; Patterns";
		var ad2Body = "See the New <b>Designer Snuggie&trade;</b> Prints that Keep You Warm and Stylish!";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Try Snuggie";
		*/
		

		var banner = createAdWhite(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body);

		ad = begintable + banner + endtable;
		 
	 }

	 if (color == 'slanket')
	 {

		var ad1Url = "http://rover.ebay.com/rover/1/711-53200-19255-0/1?type=3&campid=5336228554&toolid=10001&customid=SlanketBannerLf&ext=slanket&satitle=slanket";
		var ad1Head = "The Slanket&reg; at Low Prices";
		var ad1Body = "Find the Best Deal on the <b>Official Slanket&reg;</b> Blanket. As Seen On TV.";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Try Slanket";


		var ad2Url = "http://rover.ebay.com/rover/1/711-53200-19255-0/1?type=3&campid=5336228554&toolid=10001&customid=SlanketBannerRt&ext=slanket&satitle=slanket";
		var ad2Head = "Try Slanket&reg; and Save Money!";
		var ad2Body = "Get <b>The Slanket&reg;</b> Blanket with Sleeves and Save $$$ with These Offers.";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Try Snuggie";
		

		var banner = createAdWhite(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body);

		ad = begintable + banner + endtable;
		 
	 }


	 if (color == 'shapelysecrets')
	 {
		
		var ad1Url = "http://severnmarketing.com/ad.php?b=142&a=CD112&o=&d=0&l=0&p=0";
		var ad1Head = "Greer Childers - As Seen On TV";
		var ad1Body = "Learn <b>Greer Childers</b> 7 Secrets to being thin and shapely. Guaranteed";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Try Shapely Secrets";


		var ad2Url = "http://severnmarketing.com/ad.php?b=142&a=CD112&o=&d=0&l=0&p=0";
		var ad2Head = "Shapely Secrets&trade; from Greer Childers";
		var ad2Body = "Lose Weight with the <b>Official Greer Childers</b> Program. 100% Guarantee!";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Try Shapely Secrets";
		

		var banner = createAdWhite(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body);

		ad = begintable + banner + endtable;
		 
	 }

	  if (color == 'rjvideo')
	 {

		//VIGRX Banner Reviews
		var ad1Url = "http://www.BetterSexMall.com/clicks/clickthrough.html?a=pokeycat&t=rjVideoBanner&r=www.bettersexmall.com/vigrxplus_review.html";
		var ad1Head = "VigRX Product Review";
		var ad1Body = "Read this evaluation of <b>VigRX&reg; Plus</b> and similar male enhancement pills.";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Find the Best Male Enhancement Product";

		
		var ad2Url = "http://www.BetterSexMall.com/clicks/clickthrough.html?a=pokeycat&t=rjVideoBanner&r=www.bettersexmall.com/vigrxplus_review.html";
		var ad2Head = "Does VigRX+ Really Work?";
		var ad2Body = "Side-by-side ratings and reviews of <b>VigRX&reg; Plus</b> and other enlargement pills.";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Find the Best Male Enhancement Product";
		

		var banner = createAdWhite(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body);
		

		ad = begintable + banner + endtable;
		 
	 }

	 if (color == 'shamwow')
	 {

		var ad1Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/redir/shamwowblog.php";
		var ad1Head = "ShamWow&trade; - As Seen On TV";
		var ad1Body = "Try the <b>Official ShamWow&trade;</b> for Yourself with a Special TV Offer";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Try ShamWow";

		
		var ad2Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/redir/shamwowblog.php";
		var ad2Head = "Try ShamWow&trade; Now!";
		var ad2Body = "Get a Set of 8 <b>ShamWow&trade;</b> Cloths for only $19.99! As Seen On TV";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Find the Best Male Enhancement Product";
		

		var banner = createAdWhite(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body);
		

		ad = begintable + banner + endtable;
		 
	 }

	 if (color == 'extamax')
	 {

		
		
		//CB
		var ad1Url = "http://as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/redir/meta.php?file=male_ebook&sid=RIRT1";
		var ad1Head = "Get Big WITHOUT Pills!";
		var ad1Body = "Want a <b>Bigger Penis</b> Without Surgery, Pills or Contraptions? <b>Click Here!</b>";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Get Big WITHOUR Pills!";

		var ad2Url = "http://as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/redir/meta.php?file=male_ebook&sid=RIRT2";
		var ad2Head = "Add Inches to Your Penis";
		var ad2Body = "Learn the Secret to <b>Add Up to 3 Inches</b> To Your Penis <b>Safely And Naturally</b>!";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Add Inches to Your Penis";


		/*
		var ad1Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/redir/extamaxblog.php";
		var ad1Head = "Male Enhancement Reviews";
		var ad1Body = "Read Reviews and Ratings of Leading Male Enhancement Pills";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Male Enhancement Reviews";

		
		var ad2Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/redir/extamaxblog.php";
		var ad2Head = "Do Male Enhancement Pills Work?";
		var ad2Body = "Ranking and Reviews Reveal the Top Male Enhancement Products";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Find the Best Male Enhancement Product";
		*/
		

		var banner = createAdWhite(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body);
		

		ad = begintable + banner + endtable;
		 
	 }

	 if (color == 'podersexual')
	 {

		
		var ad1Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/redir/podersexual.php";
		var ad1Head = "Get Sexual Power!";
		var ad1Body = "Try a Doctor Approved Formula for Increased Sexual Power and Stamina";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Get Sexual Power";

		
		var ad2Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/redir/podersexual.php";
		var ad2Head = "Do Sex Pills Work?";
		var ad2Body = "Learn How You Can Get Increased Pleasure and Sexual Performance";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Find the Best Male Enhancement Product";
		

		var banner = createAdWhite(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body);
		

		ad = begintable + banner + endtable;
		 
	 }

	 if (color == 'slapchop')
	 {

		var ad1Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/redir/slapchopblog.php";
		var ad1Head = "Slap Chop&trade; - Buy 1, Get 1 FREE!";
		var ad1Body = "Try <b>Slap Chop&trade;</b> from Vince Offer with a Buy 1, Get 1 FREE Special";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Try Slap Chop";

		
		var ad2Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/redir/slapchopblog.php";
		var ad2Head = "Official Slap Chop&trade; As Seen On TV";
		var ad2Body = "Get a <b>Buy 1, Get 1 FREE</b> Offer of <b>Slap Chop&trade;</b> with a FREE Bonus Graty.";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Try Slap Chop";
		

		var banner = createAdWhite(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body);
		

		ad = begintable + banner + endtable;
		 
	 }

	 if (color == 'bumpits')
	 {

		var ad1Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/redir/bumpitsblog.php";
		var ad1Head = "Bumpits&trade; + FREE Bonus";
		var ad1Body = "Try <b>Bumpits&trade;</b> Hair Inserts and Get a Hollywood Bumpit as a <b>FREE Bonus</b>";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Try Bumpits";

		
		var ad2Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/redir/bumpitsblog.php";
		var ad2Head = "2 Bumpits&trade; - As Seen On TV";
		var ad2Body = "Get <b>2 Bumpits&trade;</b> Volumizing Hair Inserts w/ <b>FREE Bonuses</b>. As Seen On TV";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Try Bumpits";
		

		var banner = createAdWhite(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body);
		

		ad = begintable + banner + endtable;
		 
	 }

	 if (color == 'egggenie')
	 {

		var ad1Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/redir/egggenieblog.php";
		var ad1Head = "Egg Genie&trade; - Only $19.95";
		var ad1Body = "Try <b>Egg Genie&trade;</b> and Receive Bacon Wave as a <b>FREE Bonus</b>";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Try Egg Genie";

		
		var ad2Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/redir/egggenieblog.php";
		var ad2Head = "Try Egg Genie&trade; As Seen On TV";
		var ad2Body = "Get a Special TV Offer of <b>Egg Genie&trade;</b>: Only $19.95 with FREE Bacon Wave.";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Try Egg Genie";
		

		var banner = createAdWhite(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body);
		

		ad = begintable + banner + endtable;
		 
	 }

	 if (color == 'necklineslimmer')
	 {

		var ad1Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/redir/necklineslimmerblog.php";
		var ad1Head = "Neckline Slimmer&trade; + FREE Bonuses";
		var ad1Body = "Try <b>Neckline Slimmer&trade;</b> and Receive a Carrying Case and DVD <b>FREE</b>";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Try Neckline Slimmer";

		
		var ad2Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/redir/necklineslimmerblog.php";
		var ad2Head = "Try Neckline Slimmer&trade; As Seen On TV";
		var ad2Body = "Special TV Offer of <b>Neckline Slimmer&trade;</b>: Only $19.99 with <b>FREE Bonuses</b>.";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Try Neckline Slimmer";
		

		var banner = createAdWhite(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body);
		

		ad = begintable + banner + endtable;
		 
	 }

	  if (color == 'flirtygirl')
	 {

		var ad1Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/redir/flirtygirlblog.php";

		var ad1Head = "Flirty Girl Fitness&trade; for Only $9.99";
		var ad1Body = "Get <b>Flirty Girl Fitness&trade;</b> Videos for <b>Only $9.99</b> with a FREE Bonus DVD";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Try Flirty Girl Fitness";
		
		/*
		var ad1Head = "Flirty Girl Fitness&trade; - As Seen On TV";
		var ad1Body = "Get the Complete <b>Flirty Girl Fitness&trade;</b> DVD Program for Yourself";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Try Flirty Girl Fitness";
		*/

		
		var ad2Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/redir/flirtygirlblog.php";

		var ad2Head = "Try Flirty Girl Fitness&trade; + FREE Bonus";
		var ad2Body = "Special TV Offer of <b>Flirty Girl Fitness&trade;</b>: Only $9.99 with <b>FREE Bonus</b>.";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Try Flirty Girl Fitness";

		/*
		var ad2Head = "Official Flirty Girl Fitness&trade;";
		var ad2Body = "Try the <b>Flirty Girl Fitness&trade;</b> and Lose Weight Today!";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Try Flirty Girl Fitness";
		*/
		

		var banner = createAdWhite(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body);
		

		ad = begintable + banner + endtable;
		 
	 }

	  if (color == 'libidomax')
	 {

		var ad1Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/redir/libidomaxblog.php";
		var ad1Head = "Libido-Max&trade; - Risk-Free Special";
		var ad1Body = "Try <b>Libido-Max&trade;</b> Capsules with a Special <b>Risk-Free</b> Offer.";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Try Libido-Max";

		
		var ad2Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/redir/libidomaxblog.php";
		var ad2Head = "Official Libido-Max&trade; for Men &amp; Women";
		var ad2Body = "Get a <b>Risk-Free Offer</b> of the <b>Libido-Max&trade;</b> Capsules for Men or Women.";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Try Libido-Max";
		

		var banner = createAdWhite(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body);
		

		ad = begintable + banner + endtable;
		 
	 }

	 if (color == 'quickchop')
	 {

		var ad1Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/redir/quickchopblog.php";
		var ad1Head = "Quick Chop&trade; - Buy 1, Get 1 FREE";
		var ad1Body = "Try <b>Quick Chop&trade;</b> from Billy Mays with a <b>Buy 1, Get 1 FREE</b> Special.";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Try Quick Chop";

		
		var ad2Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/redir/quickchopblog.php";
		var ad2Head = "Billy Mays Quick Chop&trade; TV Special";
		var ad2Body = "Get a <b>Buy 1, Get 1 FREE</b> Offer + a <b>FREE Bonus</b> Grater w/ <b>Quick Chop&trade;</b>";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Try Quick Chop";
		

		var banner = createAdWhite(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body);
		

		ad = begintable + banner + endtable;
		 
	 }

	 if (color == 'silversonic')
	 {

		var ad1Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/redir/silversonicblog.php";
		var ad1Head = "Silver Sonic XL&trade; - As Seen On TV";
		var ad1Body = "Try the <b>Silver Sonic XL&trade;</b> for <b>Only $19.95</b> with a <b>100% Money Back Guarantee</b>";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Try Silver Sonic";

		
		var ad2Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/redir/silversonicblog.php";
		var ad2Head = "Silver Sonic XL&trade; - TV Special";
		var ad2Body = "Get the Official <b>Silver Sonic XL&trade;</b> w/ a Special TV Offer! As Seen On TV";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Try Silver Sonic";
		

		var banner = createAdWhite(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body);
		

		ad = begintable + banner + endtable;
		 
	 }

	 if (color == 'tony-robbins')
	 {

		//var ad1Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/redir/ultimateedge.php";
		var ad1Url = "http://www.infomercial-hell.com/redir/amzn.php?asin=B000207IT4";
		var ad1Head = "Tony Robbins - Get the Edge&trade;";
		var ad1Body = "Try <b>Get the Edge&trade;</b> from <b>Tony Robbins</b> and Transform Your Life!";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Tony Robbins";

		
		var ad2Url = "http://www.infomercial-hell.com/redir/ebay.php?s=tony+robbins";
		var ad2Head = "Get Tony Robbins and Save $$$";
		var ad2Body = "Find all of <b>Anthony Robbins</b> programs at deeply <b>discounted prices</b>. Click Here";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Tony Robbins";
		

		var banner = createAdWhite(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body);
		

		ad = begintable + banner + endtable;
		 
	 }

	 if (color == 'snuggie-for-dogs')
	 {

		var ad1Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/redir/snuggiefordogs.php";
		var ad1Head = "Snuggie&trade; for Dogs - Buy 1, Get 1 FREE";
		var ad1Body = "Try <b>Snuggie&trade; for Dogs</b> and Get a 2nd FREE, Plus a <b>FREE Bonus</b>";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Try Snuggie for Dogs";

		
		var ad2Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/redir/snuggiefordogs.php";
		var ad2Head = "Try Snuggie&trade; for Dogs As Seen On TV";
		var ad2Body = "Get Your Dog a <b>Snuggie&trade;</b> with a <b>Buy 1, Get 1 FREE</b> Special";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Try Snuggie for Dogs";
		

		var banner = createAdWhite(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body);
		

		ad = begintable + banner + endtable;
		 
	 }

	 if (color == 'magicjack')
	 {

		var ad1Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/redir/magicjackrir.php";
		var ad1Head = "Magic Jack&trade; FREE Trial";
		var ad1Body = "Try the Official <b>Magic Jack&trade;</b> with a <b>FREE Trial</b> and Save Big on Phone Calls";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Try Magic Jack";

		
		var ad2Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/redir/magicjackrir.php";
		var ad2Head = "Try Magic Jack&trade; for FREE!";
		var ad2Body = "Save Money on Long Distance Calls with a <b>FREE Trial</b> of <b>magicJack&trade;</b>";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Try Magic Jack";
		

		var banner = createAdWhite(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body);
		

		ad = begintable + banner + endtable;
		 
	 }

	 if (color == 'heeltastic')
	 {

		var ad1Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/redir/heeltasticblog.php";
		var ad1Head = "Heel-Tastic&trade; - Buy 1, Get 1 FREE!";
		var ad1Body = "Try <b>Heel-Tastic&trade;</b> for <b>Only $10</b> with a Buy 1, Get 1 FREE Special";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Try Heel-Tastic";

		
		var ad2Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/redir/heeltasticblog.php";
		var ad2Head = "Try Heel-Tastic&trade; for Only $10";
		var ad2Body = "Get <b>Heel-Tastic&trade;</b> for Only $10 and Get a <b>2nd One FREE</b>!";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Try Heel-Tastic";
		

		var banner = createAdWhite(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body);
		

		ad = begintable + banner + endtable;
		 
	 }

	 if (color == 'pottypatch')
	 {

		var ad1Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/redir/pottypatch.php";
		var ad1Head = "Try Potty Patch&reg; w/ FREE Updrade!";
		var ad1Body = "Try the <b>Official Potty Patch&reg;</b> and Get a <b>FREE Upgrade</b> to a Super Plush Grass";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Try Potty Patch";

		
		var ad2Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/redir/pottypatch.php";
		var ad2Head = "Potty Patch&reg; - As Seen On TV";
		var ad2Body = "Stop Dog Messes with the <b>Potty Patch&reg;</b>! Try It for 2 Payments of <b>Only $19.99</b>";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Try Potty Patch";
		

		var banner = createAdWhite(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body);
		

		ad = begintable + banner + endtable;
		 
	 }

	 if (color == 'butt')
	 {

		var ad1Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/redir/butt2.php?track=RIRBannerLF";
		var ad1Head = "Get a Sexy Booty!";
		var ad1Body = "Learn the Secrets to Getting a <b>Nice Round Butt</b> in 8 Weeks Guaranteed!";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Get a Firm Butt";

		
		var ad2Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/redir/butt2.php?track=RIRBannerRT";
		var ad2Head = "Secrets to a Firm Butt";
		var ad2Body = "This Amazing System Gives You the <b>Sexy, Firm Butt</b> You Want";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Get a Firm Butt";
		

		var banner = createAdWhite(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body);
		

		ad = begintable + banner + endtable;
		 
	 }

	 if (color == 'flavorwave')
	 {

		var ad1Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/redir/flavorwave.php";
		var ad1Head = "Flavorwave Oven&reg; w/ FREE Bonus";
		var ad1Body = "Get the Official <b>Flavorwave Oven&reg;</b> and Receive a 5-in-1 Slicer as a <b>FREE Bonus</b>";
		var ad1Statusbar = "Try Flavorwave";

		
		var ad2Url = "http://www.as-seen-on-tv-compare.com/redir/flavorwave.php";
		var ad2Head = "Save 40% Off the Flavorwave Oven&reg;!";
		var ad2Body = "Try a Brand New <b>Flavorwave Oven&reg;</b> and <b>Save 40% Off</b> the Regular Price";
		var ad2Statusbar = "Try Flavorwave";
		

		var banner = createAdWhite(ad1Statusbar, ad1Url, ad1Head, ad1Body, ad2Statusbar, ad2Url, ad2Head, ad2Body);
		

		ad = begintable + banner + endtable;
		 
	 }



	document.write(ad);
 }

 //Create a white version of the banner ad
/*
function createAdWhite(statusbar1, url1, head1, body1, statusbar2, url2, head2, body2){
	
	var code = '<table width="468" height="60" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0" border="0" bgcolor="#ffffff"><tr><td><table width="466" height="58" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="1" border="0" bgcolor="#ffffff"><tr><td colspan="2" width="" height=""><table width="464" height="" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" border="0"><tr><td  id="taw0" class="ch" width="229" height="41" align="left" valign="top" onFocus="ss(\'' + statusbar1 + '\',\'aw0\')" onMouseOver="ss(\'' + statusbar1 + '\',\'aw0\')"  onMouseOut="cs()" onClick="ga(this,event)" style="cursor: hand;"><font style="font-size:12px; font-family:arial;"><a class="ad" id="aw0" target="_top" href="' + url1 + '" onFocus="ss(\'' + statusbar1 + '\',\'aw0\')" onMouseOver="return ss(\'' + statusbar1 + '\',\'aw0\')"  onMouseOut="cs()"><b>' + head1 + '</b></a></font><br><font style="font-size:12px; font-family:arial; color:">' + body1 + '</font></td><td  id="taw1" class="ch" width="229" height="41" align="left" valign="top" onFocus="ss(\'' + statusbar2 + '\',\'aw1\')" onMouseOver="ss(\'' + statusbar2 + '\',\'aw1\')"  onMouseOut="cs()" onClick="ga(this,event)" style="cursor: hand;"><font style="font-size:12px; font-family:arial;"><a class="ad" id="aw1" target="_top" href="' + url2 + '" onFocus="ss(\'' + statusbar2 + '\',\'aw1\')" onMouseOver="return ss(\'' + statusbar2 + '\',\'aw1\')"  onMouseOut="cs()"><b>' + head2 + '</b></a></font><br><font style="font-size:12px; font-family:arial; color:">' + body2 + '</font></td></tr></table></td></tr><!--<tr><td nowrap width="360" height="11" bgcolor="#ffffff"></td><td nowrap width="100" height="11" align="right" bgcolor="#ffffff"><font style="font-size:12px; font-family:arial; color: #ffffff;">Advertisement&nbsp;</font></td></tr>--></table></td></tr></table>';

	return code;
}
*/
 
 //Create a white version of the banner ad with new window option
function createAdWhite(statusbar1, url1, head1, body1, statusbar2, url2, head2, body2, newwindow){

	
	var targetwindow;
	var elementwincode;
	if (newwindow == true)
	{
		targetwindow = "target='_blank'";
		elementwincode = "gaWin"

	}else{

		targetwindow = "target='_top'";
		elementwincode = "ga"
	}
	
	var code = '<table width="468" height="60" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0" border="0" bgcolor="#ffffff"><tr><td><table width="466" height="58" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="1" border="0" bgcolor="#ffffff"><tr><td colspan="2" width="" height=""><table width="464" height="" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" border="0"><tr><td  id="taw0" class="ch" width="229" height="41" align="left" valign="top" onFocus="ss(\'' + statusbar1 + '\',\'aw0\')" onMouseOver="ss(\'' + statusbar1 + '\',\'aw0\')"  onMouseOut="cs()" onClick="' + elementwincode + '(this,event)" style="cursor: hand;"><font style="font-size:12px; font-family:arial;"><a class="ad" id="aw0" ' + targetwindow + ' href="' + url1 + '" onFocus="ss(\'' + statusbar1 + '\',\'aw0\')" onMouseOver="return ss(\'' + statusbar1 + '\',\'aw0\')"  onMouseOut="cs()"><b>' + head1 + '</b></a></font><br><font style="font-size:12px; font-family:arial; color:">' + body1 + '</font></td><td  id="taw1" class="ch" width="229" height="41" align="left" valign="top" onFocus="ss(\'' + statusbar2 + '\',\'aw1\')" onMouseOver="ss(\'' + statusbar2 + '\',\'aw1\')"  onMouseOut="cs()" onClick="' + elementwincode + '(this,event)" style="cursor: hand;"><font style="font-size:12px; font-family:arial;"><a class="ad" id="aw1" ' + targetwindow + ' href="' + url2 + '" onFocus="ss(\'' + statusbar2 + '\',\'aw1\')" onMouseOver="return ss(\'' + statusbar2 + '\',\'aw1\')"  onMouseOut="cs()"><b>' + head2 + '</b></a></font><br><font style="font-size:12px; font-family:arial; color:">' + body2 + '</font></td></tr></table></td></tr><!--<tr><td nowrap width="360" height="11" bgcolor="#ffffff"></td><td nowrap width="100" height="11" align="right" bgcolor="#ffffff"><font style="font-size:12px; font-family:arial; color: #ffffff;">Advertisement&nbsp;</font></td></tr>--></table></td></tr></table>';

	/*
	var code = '<table width="468" height="60" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0" border="0" bgcolor="#ffffff"><tr><td><table width="466" height="58" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="1" border="0" bgcolor="#ffffff"><tr><td colspan="2" width="" height=""><table width="464" height="" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" border="0"><tr><td  id="taw0" class="ch" width="229" height="41" align="left" valign="top" onFocus="ss(\'' + statusbar1 + '\',\'aw0\')" onMouseOver="ss(\'' + statusbar1 + '\',\'aw0\')"  onMouseOut="cs()" onClick="gaWin(this,event)" style="cursor: hand;"><font style="font-size:12px; font-family:arial;"><a class="ad" id="aw0" ' + targetwindow + ' href="' + url1 + '" onFocus="ss(\'' + statusbar1 + '\',\'aw0\')" onMouseOver="return ss(\'' + statusbar1 + '\',\'aw0\')"  onMouseOut="cs()"><b>' + head1 + '</b></a></font><br><font style="font-size:12px; font-family:arial; color:">' + body1 + '</font></td><td  id="taw1" class="ch" width="229" height="41" align="left" valign="top" onFocus="ss(\'' + statusbar2 + '\',\'aw1\')" onMouseOver="ss(\'' + statusbar2 + '\',\'aw1\')"  onMouseOut="cs()" onClick="gaWin(this,event)" style="cursor: hand;"><font style="font-size:12px; font-family:arial;"><a class="ad" id="aw1" ' + targetwindow + ' href="' + url2 + '" onFocus="ss(\'' + statusbar2 + '\',\'aw1\')" onMouseOver="return ss(\'' + statusbar2 + '\',\'aw1\')"  onMouseOut="cs()"><b>' + head2 + '</b></a></font><br><font style="font-size:12px; font-family:arial; color:">' + body2 + '</font></td></tr></table></td></tr><!--<tr><td nowrap width="360" height="11" bgcolor="#ffffff"></td><td nowrap width="100" height="11" align="right" bgcolor="#ffffff"><font style="font-size:12px; font-family:arial; color: #ffffff;">Advertisement&nbsp;</font></td></tr>--></table></td></tr></table>';
	*/

	return code;
}

//White version of the banner ad for the bottom of page
function createAdWhite2(statusbar1, url1, head1, body1, statusbar2, url2, head2, body2){

	var code = '<table width="468" height="60" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0" border="0" bgcolor="#ffffff"><tr><td><table width="466" height="58" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="1" border="0" bgcolor="#ffffff"><tr><td colspan="2" width="" height=""><table width="464" height="" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" border="0"><tr><td  id="taw3" class="ch" width="229" height="41" align="left" valign="top" onFocus="ss(\'' + statusbar1 + '\',\'aw0\')" onMouseOver="ss(\'' + statusbar1 + '\',\'aw3\')"  onMouseOut="cs()" onClick="ga(this,event)" style="cursor: hand;"><font style="font-size:12px; font-family:arial;"><a class="ad" id="aw3" target="_top" href="' + url1 + '" onFocus="ss(\'' + statusbar1 + '\',\'aw3\')" onMouseOver="return ss(\'' + statusbar1 + '\',\'aw0\')"  onMouseOut="cs()"><b>' + head1 + '</b></a></font><br><font style="font-size:12px; font-family:arial; color:">' + body1 + '</font></td><td  id="taw4" class="ch" width="229" height="41" align="left" valign="top" onFocus="ss(\'' + statusbar2 + '\',\'aw1\')" onMouseOver="ss(\'' + statusbar2 + '\',\'aw1\')"  onMouseOut="cs()" onClick="ga(this,event)" style="cursor: hand;"><font style="font-size:12px; font-family:arial;"><a class="ad" id="aw4" target="_top" href="' + url2 + '" onFocus="ss(\'' + statusbar2 + '\',\'aw4\')" onMouseOver="return ss(\'' + statusbar2 + '\',\'aw4\')"  onMouseOut="cs()"><b>' + head2 + '</b></a></font><br><font style="font-size:12px; font-family:arial; color:">' + body2 + '</font></td></tr></table></td></tr><!--<tr><td nowrap width="360" height="11" bgcolor="#ffffff"></td><td nowrap width="100" height="11" align="right" bgcolor="#ffffff"><font style="font-size:12px; font-family:arial; color: #ffffff;">Advertisement&nbsp;</font></td></tr>--></table></td></tr></table>';

	return code;
}

 function navbarLinks() {
     var navbarlinks = '<form name="dd" id="dd" class="dd"><table Width="100%" class="navbarlinks" border="0" cellspacing="0"><tr><td>&#160;<a href="' + base_url_hell + '" class="nav" title="">Home</a>&#160&#149;&#160;<a href="' + base_url_hell + 'page-2" class="nav" title="">Page Two</a>&#160&#149;&#160;<a href="' + base_url_hell + 'page-3" class="nav" title="">Page Three</a>&#160&#149;&#160;<!--<a href="#" onClick="TellAFriend()" class="nav">Tell A Friend</a>&#160&#149;&#160;--><a href="http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog" class="nav">Blog</a></td>';

	  //var navbarlinks = '<form name="dd" id="dd" class="dd"><table Width="100%" class="navbarlinks" border="0" cellspacing="0"><tr><td>&#160;<a href="' + base_url + '" class="nav" title="&#176;Dual Action Cleanse 2&#13;&#176;Magic Bullet&#13;&#176;Almighty Cleanse&#13;&#176;Dr. Ho&#13;&#176;Matthew Lesko&#13;&#176;Dual Action Cleanse&#13;&#176;Rejuvenique&#13;&#176;ExtenZe">Home</a>&#160&#149;&#160;<a href="' + base_url + 'pagetwo.htm" class="nav" title="&#176;Miss Cleo&#13;&#176;Tony Little&#13;&#176;Tom Vu&#13;&#176;Crime in America&#13;&#176;Nad\'s&#13;&#176;Alzare&#13;&#176;Cal Pines">Page Two</a>&#160&#149;&#160;<a href="' + base_url + 'pagethree.htm" class="nav" title="&#176;AromaTrim&#13;&#176;Poder Sexual&#13;&#176;Santo Gold&#13;&#176;Juiceman&#13;&#176;Love Avenue&#13;&#176;TaeBo&#13;&#176;Richard Simmons">Page Three</a>&#160&#149;&#160;<!--<a href="#" onClick="TellAFriend()" class="nav">Tell A Friend</a>&#160&#149;&#160;--><a href="http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog" class="nav">Blog</a></td>';

	 document.write(navbarlinks);
 }

function navbarMenu(pagetype) {

	//Home, Page 2, and Page 3 pass 'main' as a parameter. This is done to ensure the formatting on those pages is done correctly
	if(pagetype == 'main'){
		var start = '<form name="dd" id="dd" style="position: absolute; top:18px; left:5px"><select name="dropdown" id="dropdown" onChange="PageNavigate()"><option selected>Pick a page...';
		var end = '</select></form>';
	}else{
		var start = '<td class="dropdown"><select name="dropdown" id="dropdown" onChange="PageNavigate()"><option selected>Pick a page...</option>';
		var end = '</select></td></tr></table></form>';
	}
    
	var homepage = '<option>Home</option>';
	var calpines = '<option>&#160;&#160;&#149;Cal Pines</option>';
	var rejuvenique = '<option>&#160;&#160;&#149;Rejuvenique</option>';
	var nads = '<option>&#160;&#160;&#149;Nad\'s</option>';
	var crime = '<option>&#160;&#160;&#149;Crime in America</option>';
	var tomvu = '<option>&#160;&#160;&#149;Tom Vu</option>';
	var aromatrim = '<option>&#160;&#160;&#149;AromaTrim</option>';
	var pagetwo = '<option>Page Two</option>';
	var podersexual = '<option>&#160;&#160;&#149;Poder Sexual</option>';
	var santogold = '<option>&#160;&#160;&#149;Santo Gold</option>';
	var loveavenue = '<option>&#160;&#160;&#149;Love Avenue</option>';
	var juiceman = '<option>&#160;&#160;&#149;Juiceman</option>';
	var taebo = '<option>&#160;&#160;&#149;TaeBo</option>';
	var rsimmons = '<option>&#160;&#160;&#149;Richard Simmons</option>';
	//var novel = '<option>Novel</option>';
	// var tapes = '<option>Tape Exchange</option>';
	var policies = '<option>Policies</option>';
	var tellafriend = '<option>Tell a friend!</option>';
	var extenze = '<option>&#160;&#160;&#149;ExtenZe</option>';
	var pagethree = '<option>Page Three</option>';
	var lesko = '<option>&#160;&#160;&#149;Matthew Lesko</option>';
	var alzare = '<option>&#160;&#160;&#149;Alzare</option>';
	var little = '<option>&#160;&#160;&#149;Tony Little</option>';
	var drho = '<option>&#160;&#160;&#149;Dr. Ho</option>';
	var misscleo = '<option>&#160;&#160;&#149;Miss Cleo</option>';
	var blog = '<option>Blog</option>';
	var dualaction = '<option>&#160;&#160;&#149;Dual Action</option>';
	var almightycleanse = '<option>&#160;&#160;&#149;Almighty Cleanse</option>';
	var magicbullet = '<option>&#160;&#160;&#149;Magic Bullet</option>';
	var dualaction2 = '<option>&#160;&#160;&#149;Dual Action 2</option>';
	var extenze7th = '<option>&#160;&#160;&#149;ExtenZe 7th Anniv.</option>';
	var magicbullettogo = '<option>&#160;&#160;&#149;Magic Bullet To Go</option>';
	var extamax = '<option>&#160;&#160;&#149;ExtaMax</option>';


	//The drop-down menu will not appear on Home, Page 2 , and Page 3 with Netscape
	if(pagetype == 'main' && navigator.appName == "Netscape"){
	
	}else{
		document.write(start + homepage + extamax + magicbullettogo + extenze7th + magicbullet + almightycleanse + lesko + dualaction + rejuvenique + pagetwo + dualaction2 + drho + misscleo + little + tomvu + crime + nads + calpines + extenze + pagethree + alzare + aromatrim + podersexual + santogold + juiceman + loveavenue + taebo + rsimmons + blog + policies + tellafriend + end);
	}

}


 /*
 This function is obsolete. It has been incorporated into navbarMenu().

 function navbarMenu2() {
	var start = '<form name="dd" id="dd" style="position: absolute; top:18px; left:5px"><select name="dropdown" id="dropdown" onChange="PageNavigate()"><option selected>Pick a page...';
	var homepage = '<option>Home</option>';
	var calpines = '<option>&#160;&#160;&#149;Cal Pines</option>';
	var rejuvenique = '<option>&#160;&#160;&#149;Rejuvenique</option>';
	var nads = '<option>&#160;&#160;&#149;Nad\'s</option>';
	var crime = '<option>&#160;&#160;&#149;Crime in America</option>';
	var tomvu = '<option>&#160;&#160;&#149;Tom Vu</option>';
	var aromatrim = '<option>&#160;&#160;&#149;AromaTrim</option>';
	var pagetwo = '<option>Page Two</option>';
	var podersexual = '<option>&#160;&#160;&#149;Poder Sexual</option>';
	var santogold = '<option>&#160;&#160;&#149;Santo Gold</option>';
	var loveavenue = '<option>&#160;&#160;&#149;Love Avenue</option>';
	var juiceman = '<option>&#160;&#160;&#149;Juiceman</option>';
	var taebo = '<option>&#160;&#160;&#149;TaeBo</option>';
	var rsimmons = '<option>&#160;&#160;&#149;Richard Simmons</option>';
	var novel = '<option>Novel</option>';
	var policies = '<option>Policies</option>';
	var tellafriend = '<option>Tell a friend!</option>';
	var extenze = '<option>&#160;&#160;&#149;Extenze</option>';
	var pagethree = '<option>Page Three</option>';
	var end = '</select></form>';

	//var tapes = '<option>Tape Exchange</option>';

	if(navigator.appName != "Netscape"){
	document.write(start + homepage + extenze + rejuvenique + nads + crime + tomvu + calpines + pagetwo + aromatrim + podersexual + santogold + loveavenue + juiceman + taebo + pagethree + rsimmons + novel + policies + tellafriend + end);   
	}
 }
*/

 function setCookie(thename, thevalue){
	document.cookie = thename +'='+ thevalue + ";expires=Monday, 04-Apr-2010 05:00:00 GMT";
}

function setSiteCookie(){

	setCookie("visited","yes");
}

function popUp(url){
	
	switch(url){

		case ("seenon"):
			//window.open('seenpopup.htm','popup', config='height=180,width=510,');
			break;

		/*
		case ("extenze"):
			window.open('extpopup.htm','popup', config='height=385,width=230,screenX=105,screenY=250,top=150,left=250');
			break;
		*/

		
		case ("extenze"):
			//window.open('extpopup3.htm','popup', config='height=220,width=240,screenX=105,screenY=250,top=150,left=250');
			//window.open('extpopup4.htm','popup', config='height=300,width=200,screenX=105,screenY=250,top=150,left=250');
			//dropin(0, 0, 30);
			break;
		

		case ("juice"):
			//window.open('juicepopup.htm','popup', config='height=205,width=480');
			break;

		case ("rejuv"):
			//window.open('rejuvpopup.htm','popup', config='height=200,width=260,resizable=yes,scrollbars=yes,screenX=105,screenY=250,top=150,left=250');
			break;
		
		case ("nads"):
			//window.open('nadspopup.htm','popup', config='height=205,width=480');
			break;

		case ("rsimmons"):
			//window.open('rsimmonspopup.htm','popup', config='height=175,width=500');

			//Exercise Newsletter Hover
			//document.write('<script type="text/javascript" src="http://forms.aweber.com/form/84/885274684.js"></script>');

			//RSimmons Tips Hover
			document.write('<script type="text/javascript" src="http://forms.aweber.com/form/69/split_2025585669.htm"></script>');
			break;

		case ("taebo"):
			//window.open('taebopopup.htm','popup', config='height=156,width=500');

			//Exercise Newsletter Hover
			//document.write('<script type="text/javascript" src="http://forms.aweber.com/form/83/1070316583.js"></script>');

			//TaeBo Tips Hover
			document.write('<script type="text/javascript" src="http://forms.aweber.com/form/78/split_788590278.htm"></script>');
			break;

		case ("lesko"):
			//window.open('leskopopup.htm','popup', config='height=220,width=260,screenX=105,screenY=250,top=150,left=250');
			break;

		case ("alzare"):
			//window.open('alzarepopup2.htm','popup', config='height=250,width=250,screenX=105,screenY=250,top=150,left=250');
			dropin(0, 0, 30);
			break;

		case("little"):

			//window.open('tonylittle_popup.htm','popup', config='height=335,width=260,screenX=105,screenY=250,top=150,left=250');
			//document.write('<script type="text/javascript" src="http://forms.aweber.com/form/71/1829875571.js"></script>');

			//Free Tips Hover
			document.write('<script type="text/javascript" src="http://forms.aweber.com/form/19/split_1105962319.htm"></script>');

			break;
			
		case("dolls"):
			//window.open('dolls_popup.htm','popup', config='height=290,width=260,screenX=105,screenY=250,top=150,left=250');
			//document.write('<script type="text/javascript" src="http://forms.aweber.com/form/89/1564285889.js"></script>');
			break;

		case("dolls_hsn"):
			//window.open('dolls_popup.htm','popup', config='height=290,width=260,screenX=105,screenY=250,top=150,left=250');
			//document.write('<script type="text/javascript" src="http://forms.aweber.com/form/87/268750687.js"></script>');
			break;

		case("tomvu"):
			//window.open('tomvu_popup.htm','popup', config='height=175,width=325,screenX=105,screenY=250,top=150,left=250');
			break;

		case("drho"):

			//var ref = document.referrer;

	
			//if(ref.indexOf("images")==-1){
				//window.open('drho_popup.htm','popup', config='height=200,width=275,screenX=105,screenY=250,top=150,left=250');
			//}else{
				//dropin(0, 0, 30);
			//}
			break;
		
		case("poker"):
			//window.open('poker_popup.htm','popup', config='height=221,width=301,screenX=105,screenY=250,top=150,left=250');
			//dropin(0, 0, 30);
			break;

		case("misscleo"):
			//Poker Ad
			//window.open('poker_popup.htm','popup', config='height=221,width=301,screenX=105,screenY=250,top=150,left=250');
			break;
	}
}

function adCookie(win){
	var ref = document.referrer;

	//if the page is reached from another link on the site, there will be no popup.
	//This is to not annoy those who have cookies turned off too much.
	if(ref.indexOf("infomercial.tvheaven.com")==-1){

		
		//Checks for cookie
		if(document.cookie){

			//check for the "visited" cookie
			var index = document.cookie.indexOf("visited");
	
			//if there is no "visited" cookie, a cookie will be written 
			//and the popup window will be launched.
			if(index==-1){	
				setSiteCookie();
				popUp(win);
			}
					
		//if there is no cookie, one will be written and the popup window will be launched.
		}else{ 
			setSiteCookie();
			popUp(win);
		}
			
	}
}

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	document.write('<div class="disclaimer"><p class="brand"><u>Ridiculous Infomercial Review</u></p><p class="disclaimer">The Ridiculous Infomercial Review has fun with some of the most laughable infomercials ever broadcast. This site does not review products and neither endorses nor condemns any of the products sold on the infomercials.</p></div>');
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function playpokertext(){
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function amazon(){
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	//Starz Behind Bars Ad
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	//As Seen On TV Discounts Ad
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	//Stamps.com
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