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	<title>Ridiculous Infomercial Review Blog</title>
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	<description>Laughing at tacky TV infomercials</description>
	<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 22:38:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Shake Weight for Men: The Most Homo-Erotic Infomercial of All Time</title>
		<link>http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/2010/03/11/shake-weight-for-men-the-most-homo-erotic-infomercial-of-all-time/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 16:10:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Lucas</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Shake Weight]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A few months back I wrote about the commercial for the Shake Weight, a device for toning arms whose motion is rather suggestive of a more explicit action.
Now the manufacturers of that product have come out with the Shake Weight for Men and the ad is even more unnerving. The Shake Weight for Men infomercial [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Orlando &#8220;El Duque&#8221; Hernandez: The Infomercial World&#8217;s Next Billy Mays</title>
		<link>http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/2010/03/08/orlando-el-duque-hernandez-the-infomercial-worlds-next-billy-mays/</link>
		<comments>http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/2010/03/08/orlando-el-duque-hernandez-the-infomercial-worlds-next-billy-mays/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 00:19:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Lucas</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Airless Water Valve]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Billy Mays]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Orlando Hernandez]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/?p=1470</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Ever since the tragic and sudden death of Billy Mays, the TV infomercial world has been asking itself, “Who will emerge as the next great television pitchman?”
Some thought it might be Vince Offer of ShamWow and Slap Chop fame. While other commercial spokesmen (like Joe Fowler and Bruce Singer) seemed to think that by aping [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Awethumb Thumb Protector May Have the Dumbest Name Ever</title>
		<link>http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/2010/03/04/awethumb-thumb-protector-may-have-the-dumbest-name-ever/</link>
		<comments>http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/2010/03/04/awethumb-thumb-protector-may-have-the-dumbest-name-ever/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 16:10:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Lucas</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Awethumb]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Stupid Names]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/?p=1463</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I do not own a Blackberry or any other phone with a keyboard. So I guess I never realized that owners of the “Crackberry” spend so much time obsessively typing on their beloved device that it causes physical injury to their thumbs. Rather than encourage such people to give up their destructive behavior, one infomercial [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cami Secret: A Cloth to Cover Up Your Cleavage</title>
		<link>http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/2010/03/01/cami-secret-a-cloth-to-cover-up-your-cleavage/</link>
		<comments>http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/2010/03/01/cami-secret-a-cloth-to-cover-up-your-cleavage/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 21:18:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Lucas</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Cami Secret]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[breasts]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/?p=1449</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Have you ever thought about how tough life must be for your neighborhood tramp? She loves to flash her cleavage at bars, nightclubs, bus stops and 7-11s. But around the office, such blatant display of booby-flesh gets disapproval from superiors, as well as causing female co-workers to gossip about the office hoochie. (Of course they’re [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Finally! Slim T Gives Pot-Bellied Men an Opportunity to Wear a Girdle</title>
		<link>http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/2010/02/23/finally-slim-t-gives-pot-bellied-men-an-opportunity-to-wear-a-girdle/</link>
		<comments>http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/2010/02/23/finally-slim-t-gives-pot-bellied-men-an-opportunity-to-wear-a-girdle/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 23:39:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Lucas</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Slim T]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/?p=1438</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Men, infomercials have put hair on your head (Hair Club) and have even increased “that certain part of the male anatomy” (ExtenZe). But one part of your appearance is still lacking. 
I’m talking about that big belly hanging down in front of your belt buckle. Sure, you could sign up for a diet program like [...]]]></description>
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		<title>More Snuggie Rip Offs: Cozy Comfort System and Hoodie Footie Snuggle Suit</title>
		<link>http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/2010/02/19/more-snuggie-rip-offs-cozy-comfort-system-and-hoodie-footie-snuggle-suit/</link>
		<comments>http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/2010/02/19/more-snuggie-rip-offs-cozy-comfort-system-and-hoodie-footie-snuggle-suit/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 16:10:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Lucas</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Snuggie Rip-Off]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/?p=1424</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The parade of infomercials trying to cash in on the success of the Snuggie Blanket with Sleeves with ever more absurd product variations just keeps marching on.
Cozy Comfort System
Imagine being in one of these situations:

You are a hardworking leatherman or dominatrix who uses standard leather restraints to bind and gag your sex slaves. During winter [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Strange Case of the ShoeDini Shoe Horn Infomercial</title>
		<link>http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/2010/02/15/the-strange-case-of-the-shoedini-shoe-horn-infomercial/</link>
		<comments>http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/2010/02/15/the-strange-case-of-the-shoedini-shoe-horn-infomercial/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Feb 2010 21:53:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Lucas</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Gilbert Gottfried]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[ShoeDini]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/?p=1416</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The infomercial for the ShoeDini sells a shoe horn with a long telescoping handle. Very often short-form infomercials show people in black and white having unbelievably difficult struggles with common tasks (such as boiling eggs or cracking eggs). But the ShoeDini commercial just may take this impulse to a new level:

You gotta love the old [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Your Wish Is Your Command: Kevin Trudeau Tries to Profit from Conspiracy Kooks</title>
		<link>http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/2010/02/10/your-wish-is-your-command-kevin-trudeau-tries-to-profit-from-conspiracy-kooks/</link>
		<comments>http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/2010/02/10/your-wish-is-your-command-kevin-trudeau-tries-to-profit-from-conspiracy-kooks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 01:00:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Lucas</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Kevin Trudeau]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/?p=1378</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Kevin Trudeau is best known for appearing on infomercials selling various books (Nautral Cures “They” Don’t Want You to Know About; The Weight Loss Cure “They” Don’t Want You to Know About; Debt Cures “They” Don’t Want You to Know About) and for his legal troubles, most recently the government’s action against him for claims [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bosom Buddy Commercial: &#8220;I had the Snoopy nose. I wanted the perky boobs!&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/2010/02/06/bosom-buddy-commercial-i-had-the-snoopy-nose-i-wanted-the-perky-boobs/</link>
		<comments>http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/2010/02/06/bosom-buddy-commercial-i-had-the-snoopy-nose-i-wanted-the-perky-boobs/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Feb 2010 16:10:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Lucas</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Bosom Buddy]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[breasts]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/?p=1371</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Ladies, let’s talk about your breasts.
The above is the opening line of the infomercial for Bosom Buddy. No, it’s not that 1980s TV series starring Tom Hanks and Peter Scolari, although their characters on the show might have benefited from it.
Bosom Buddy is an exercise device like Easy Curves that promises larger, firmer breasts. The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>EZ Cracker Commercial: Is Wendy the Snapple Lady the Next Billy Mays?</title>
		<link>http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/2010/02/02/ez-cracker-commercial-is-wendy-the-snapple-lady-the-next-billy-mays/</link>
		<comments>http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/2010/02/02/ez-cracker-commercial-is-wendy-the-snapple-lady-the-next-billy-mays/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 00:47:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Lucas</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[EZ Cracker]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Wendy Kaufman]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Here’s a blast from the past. Wendy Kaufman—better known as “Wendy the Snapple Lady”—appears in the latest infomercial for the EZ Cracker. (If you didn’t know the EZ Cracker is a kitchen device designed to spare you from the grueling agony of cracking an egg.) Check out Wendy’s debut as an infomercial pitchman (pitchwoman? pitchperson?):

Infomercials [...]]]></description>
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