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	<title>Ridiculous Infomercial Review Blog</title>
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	<description>Laughing at tacky TV infomercials</description>
	<pubDate>Fri, 03 Sep 2010 00:08:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>iRenew and QRay: The Return of the Magical Energy Bracelets</title>
		<link>http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/2010/09/02/irenew-and-qray-the-return-of-the-magical-energy-bracelets/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 23:52:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Lucas</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Energy Bracelet]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[QRay]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[iRenew]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In the late 1990s and early 2000s, infomercial viewers convinced themselves that wearing a metal bracelet on the wrist could relieve pain throughout their bodies. At least one Spanish infomercial selling such a bracelet aired, but the most popular example of this genre was the infomercial for a &#8220;non-medical device&#8221; called the QRay Ionized Bracelet:

The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Roll: Humungous Hooters are No Longer an Impediment to Sleeping On Your Stomach</title>
		<link>http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/2010/08/27/the-roll-humungous-hooters-are-no-longer-an-impediment-to-sleeping-on-your-stomach/</link>
		<comments>http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/2010/08/27/the-roll-humungous-hooters-are-no-longer-an-impediment-to-sleeping-on-your-stomach/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 16:10:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Lucas</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[The Roll]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[breasts]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Have you ever looked at a woman like Pamela Andersen or Dolly Parton and said to yourself in pity, &#8220;I bet she finds it impossible to sleep on her stomach&#8221;?
Apparently the makers of The Roll &#8220;patent-pending chest support pillow&#8221; have not only thought about that problem, but they have actually produced a product that allows [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Snazzy Napper Gives Everyone the Chance to Wear a Comfortable and Relaxing Burqa</title>
		<link>http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/2010/08/23/snazzy-napper-gives-everyone-the-chance-to-wear-a-comfortable-and-relaxing-burqa/</link>
		<comments>http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/2010/08/23/snazzy-napper-gives-everyone-the-chance-to-wear-a-comfortable-and-relaxing-burqa/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 20:20:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Lucas</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Snazzy Napper]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Snuggie Rip-Off]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Just as the Snuggie Macarena commercial represents the end of the Snuggie era, the Snazzy Napper (www.SnazzyNapper.com) represents the end of the line for all those Snuggie knock-off products.
What the Snuggie sleeves did for your arms, the Snazzy Napper oval opening does for your nose:

The creators of the Snazzy Napper greatly overestimated the influence that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Perfect Skin: The Kardashian Sisters Make a &#8220;Reality&#8221; Infomercial</title>
		<link>http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/2010/08/18/perfect-skin-the-kardashian-sisters-make-a-reality-infomercial/</link>
		<comments>http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/2010/08/18/perfect-skin-the-kardashian-sisters-make-a-reality-infomercial/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Aug 2010 20:55:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Lucas</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Kardashians]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Kim Kardashian]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Perfect Skin]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[After promoting products Idol White and QuickTrim, the Kardashian sisters have now made their first full-length infomercial, selling a skin care product named Perfect Skin(www.PerfectSkinNow.com). Exciting news, to be sure, but with so many endorsements the Kardashians might be jeopardizing their hard-won reputation for integrity.
The ad for Perfect Skin is not just any old infomercial, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Are We Not Men? We Are UGlu</title>
		<link>http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/2010/08/14/are-we-not-men-we-are-uglu/</link>
		<comments>http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/2010/08/14/are-we-not-men-we-are-uglu/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Aug 2010 16:10:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Lucas</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Devo]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[UGlu]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Although the UGlu (www.GetUGlu.com) all-in-one adhesive tape is a pretty straightforward product, the infomercial for UGlu contains many odd and inexplicable touches. See for yourself:

The host of the UGlu infomercial is rocking both the Vince from ShamWow headset microphone and the Charlie Sheen bowling shirt.
Even more interesting is the fact that two members of Devo [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Snuggie Commercial Attempts to Extend Fad by Doing the Macarena!</title>
		<link>http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/2010/08/10/snuggie-commercial-attempts-to-extend-fad-by-doing-the-macarena/</link>
		<comments>http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/2010/08/10/snuggie-commercial-attempts-to-extend-fad-by-doing-the-macarena/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Aug 2010 01:03:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Lucas</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Snuggie]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In late 2008 and 2009, the Snuggie blanket with sleeves was all the rage. The infomercial aired constantly on TV. Comedians cracked Snuggie jokes and parody videos appeared online. Dogs got their own Snuggie and so did kids. Sports teams sponsored Snuggie days at the park. Several knock-off Snuggie products tried to cash in on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Annoying Totino&#8217;s Pizza Rolls Commercial is on ALL THE TIME!</title>
		<link>http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/2010/08/07/annoying-totinos-pizza-rolls-commercial-is-on-all-the-time/</link>
		<comments>http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/2010/08/07/annoying-totinos-pizza-rolls-commercial-is-on-all-the-time/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Aug 2010 03:46:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Lucas</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Tontinos]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This is a little bit off topic, but I am the only one who has noticed that those annoying commercials for Totino&#8217;s Party Pizza and Pizza Rolls have been playing on TV almost constantly?

The awful rendition of that 80s pop music crap &#8220;Kids in America&#8221; that plays as background music may just drive me insane [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Body Gospel: Beachbody Breaks the Seventh Seal by Marketing  a &#8220;Faith-Based&#8221; Workout Program</title>
		<link>http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/2010/08/03/body-gospel-beachbody-breaks-the-seventh-seal-by-marketing-a-faith-based-workout-program/</link>
		<comments>http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/2010/08/03/body-gospel-beachbody-breaks-the-seventh-seal-by-marketing-a-faith-based-workout-program/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Aug 2010 19:57:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Lucas</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Body Gospel]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Religion]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The infomercial and website for the Body Gospel (www.BodyGospel.com) exercise system looks like something the old Wittenburg Door magazine might have published as a pointed satire of the commercialization of religion. But the Body Gospel &#8220;faith-based in-home DVD workout program&#8221; is no cunningly devised fable:

Look closely at the list of songs used in Body Gospel, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Vince Offer to Release an Updated Version of the Underground Comedy Movie with Lindsay Lohan!</title>
		<link>http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/2010/07/30/vince-offer-to-release-an-updated-version-of-the-underground-comedy-movie-with-lindsay-lohan/</link>
		<comments>http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/2010/07/30/vince-offer-to-release-an-updated-version-of-the-underground-comedy-movie-with-lindsay-lohan/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 20:34:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Lucas</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Vince Offer]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I was amazed when I heard about this today&#8230;but on second thought I probably should have seen it coming. Vince Offer&#8212; better known as Vince from ShamWow and Slap Chop&#8212;is rereleasing his awful Underground Comedy Movie, and a pre-prison Lindsay Lohan will play a trigger-happy  Marilyn Monroe. Here is the trailer:

From the trailer, it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>PizzApartment: The Refrigerator-Ready Pizza Box That&#8217;s Available in Breast Cancer Pink</title>
		<link>http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/2010/07/30/pizzapartment-the-refrigerator-ready-pizza-box-thats-available-in-breast-cancer-pink/</link>
		<comments>http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/2010/07/30/pizzapartment-the-refrigerator-ready-pizza-box-thats-available-in-breast-cancer-pink/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 16:10:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Lucas</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[PizzApartment]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[When I first saw this commercial for a product called PizzApartment, I thought it had to be some sort of joke or subtle prank. But after doing some poking around, I have concluded that the PizzApartment pizza box was indeed a real product that had a very short lived launch in April 2009. The official [...]]]></description>
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