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	<title>Ridiculous Infomercial Review Blog</title>
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	<description>Laughing at tacky TV infomercials</description>
	<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 19:10:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>The Notebook Buffer Prevents Your Laptop Computer from Scalding Your Flesh</title>
		<link>http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/2009/11/16/the-notebook-buffer-prevents-your-laptop-computer-from-scalding-your-flesh/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 01:17:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Lucas</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Notebook Buffer]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[After seeing the commercial for the Notebook Buffer, I finally understand why those plutonium-power laptops never caught on:

Is that chick in the bikini who says, “My legs are so hot!” complaining or bragging?
If you think the only way to cool your computer is to fling it into the nearest swimming pool, then you should probably [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Cash4Gold.com TV Commercial Invades the UK</title>
		<link>http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/2009/11/12/the-cash4goldcom-tv-commercial-invades-the-uk/</link>
		<comments>http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/2009/11/12/the-cash4goldcom-tv-commercial-invades-the-uk/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 17:30:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Lucas</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Cash4Gold]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The old Cash4Gold.com commercial that was once so ubiquitous on American television has made its way across the pond. Actually, they remade the ad for the British audience:

As you can see, the scripted testimonials mostly copy the classic Cash4Gold.com TV spot:

I’m glad to see that the UK version still has a gold digger in it. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cozy Caftan Tries to Sell Itself as a Chic and Sexy Snuggie</title>
		<link>http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/2009/11/07/cozy-caftan-tries-to-sell-itself-as-a-chic-and-sexy-snuggie/</link>
		<comments>http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/2009/11/07/cozy-caftan-tries-to-sell-itself-as-a-chic-and-sexy-snuggie/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 16:10:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Lucas</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Cozy Caftan]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Snuggie]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/?p=1155</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The latest product to cash in for the market for the Snuggie Blanket with Sleeves is a product called the Cozy Caftan:

You have to admire the bravado of the producers to make the “high fashion look” of the Cozy Caftan its main selling point.
I especially like the scene where the man starts seductively rubbing the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hottest Halloween Costume for 2009: Billy Mays</title>
		<link>http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/2009/11/03/hottest-halloween-costume-for-2009-billy-mays/</link>
		<comments>http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/2009/11/03/hottest-halloween-costume-for-2009-billy-mays/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:40:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Lucas</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Billy Mays]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Halloween]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/?p=1142</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It’s not just Joe Fowler and Bruce Singer who are trying to be Billy Mays. This Halloween lots of people decided to go as the late, great infomercial star:

There were even people who imagined that the grave wasn’t strong enough to hold newly deceased pitchman and went as “Zombie Billy Mays”

Billy&#8217;s Oxiclean here is helpful [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Is the Twist N Stay Guy Trying to Copy Billy Mays Too?</title>
		<link>http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/2009/10/29/is-the-twist-n-stay-guy-trying-to-copy-billy-mays-too/</link>
		<comments>http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/2009/10/29/is-the-twist-n-stay-guy-trying-to-copy-billy-mays-too/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 01:48:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Lucas</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Billy Mays]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Bruce Singer]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Twist N Stay]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/?p=1138</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A few days ago I asked if Joe Fowler on the Gator Grip infomercial was trying to act like Billy Mays. Well, here&#8217;s a guy named Bruce Singer who seems to be doing the same thing on the TV commercial for Twist N Stay:

Actually, Bruce Singer seems like some sort of a cross between Billy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Isn&#8217;t It Ironic: Alanis Morissette Does a Testimonial for a Relationship Program!</title>
		<link>http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/2009/10/24/isnt-it-ironic-alanis-morissette-does-a-testimonial-for-a-relationship-program/</link>
		<comments>http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/2009/10/24/isnt-it-ironic-alanis-morissette-does-a-testimonial-for-a-relationship-program/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Oct 2009 18:00:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Lucas</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Alanis Morissette]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Get In Sync]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/?p=1129</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I came across an infomercial for a product called “Get In Sync with the Opposite Sex,” which is an audio program for improving your relationship from some woman named Alison Armstrong. The product is boring and its infomercial is pretty dull. I’m surprised I kept watching it for one minute, but you oughta know that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Joe Fowler Channels the Ghost of Billy Mays in the Gator Grips Commercial</title>
		<link>http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/2009/10/20/joe-fowler-channels-the-ghost-of-billy-mays-in-the-gator-grips-commercial/</link>
		<comments>http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/2009/10/20/joe-fowler-channels-the-ghost-of-billy-mays-in-the-gator-grips-commercial/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 23:41:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Lucas</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Billy Mays]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Gator Grips]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Joe Fowler]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/?p=1112</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Watch veteran infomercial host Joe Fowler in the ad for Gator Grips and see if his manner reminds you of a certain recently deceased infomercial pitchman:

Maybe I’m just imagining things but it seems like Joe is deliberately trying to ape the style of Billy Mays:
1) He is SHOUTING in this commercial. In Joe Fowler’s previous [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Booty Pop Lets Women Everywhere Have a Fat Ass</title>
		<link>http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/2009/10/17/booty-pop-lets-women-everywhere-have-a-fat-ass/</link>
		<comments>http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/2009/10/17/booty-pop-lets-women-everywhere-have-a-fat-ass/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Oct 2009 16:10:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Lucas</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Booty Pop]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[White Trash]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[ass]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[booty]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[bootypop]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[butt]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[pop]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/?p=1099</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Now Caucasian and Asian women everywhere can have the “ghetto booty” they’ve long admired on the guests of the Maury Povich Show:

I quite enjoy the “pop” sound effect the commercial uses to emphasize “that bootylicious perky pop that all women want.”
The commercial calls BootyPop panties “Hollywood’s hottest new trade secret” and promises “now you can [...]]]></description>
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		<title>PooTrap &#8220;Magic Poop Collector&#8221; Lets You Strip Your Dog of All Dignity</title>
		<link>http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/2009/10/13/pootrap-magic-poop-collector-lets-strip-your-dog-of-all-dignity/</link>
		<comments>http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/2009/10/13/pootrap-magic-poop-collector-lets-strip-your-dog-of-all-dignity/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 00:01:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Lucas</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Pet Waste]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Think your dog hasn’t been humiliated enough since you made him wear the Snuggie for Dogs? Then try permanently attaching a plastic bag to his anus:

Your canine will really appreciate that the Poo Trap is “available in 3 colors.” So at least your dog can be color coordinated when he has a plastic bag full [...]]]></description>
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		<title>FlowBee Infomercial Review Now Online</title>
		<link>http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/2009/10/09/flowbee-infomercial-review-now-online/</link>
		<comments>http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/2009/10/09/flowbee-infomercial-review-now-online/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 16:10:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Lucas</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[FlowBee]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/?p=1087</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[If you watched TV infomercials in the 1980s, you probably had a good laugh at the FlowBee. The FlowBee promised to save people money by letting them get home hair cuts through a gadget attached to a vacuum hose!
For years I have kicked myself for never taping this classic infomercial when it aired. Recently, however, [...]]]></description>
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