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November 2009
Cozy Caftan Tries to Sell Itself as a Chic and Sexy Snuggie
Hottest Halloween Costume for 2009: Billy Mays
October 2009
Is the Twist N Stay Guy Trying to Copy Billy Mays Too?
Isn't It Ironic: Alanis Morissette Does a Testimonial for a Relationship Program!
Joe Fowler Channels the Ghost of Billy Mays in the Gator Grips Commercial
Booty Pop Lets Women Everywhere Have a Fat Ass
PooTrap "Magic Poop Collector" Lets You Strip Your Dog of All Dignity
FlowBee Infomercial Review Now Online
If Your Butt and Crotch Reeks, Doc Bottoms Aspray Can Help
September 2009
Bralief Bra Clip: Come On Ladies Get Perky!
The 2009 ERA Awards Pick the Best Infomercials of the Year
Fashion Week and the Snuggie Sutra Take the Blanket with Sleeves to the Next Level
Does the Product Work? Review a Product and Get a Chance to Win $300!
Agony of the Feet: HeelTastic and Heel Stick Commercials Ruin Countless Meals
Review of the Magic Jack Infomercial
August 2009
The Twist Away Coil Lets You Rip Out Your Facial Hair
I’m Sure the Euro Braider Isn’t Painful at All
The Amazing Transformation of Lawrence Ross from ExtenZe into Milton Lawrence from Heat Surge
Pump Up the Dr Ho Neck Comforter
Kush and Shake Weight Commercials: Believe It or Not!
July 2009
Snuggie for Dogs Lets You Humiliate Your Pet
Kevin Trudeau and Playboy Playmates Tell You How to Suck Free Money from the Government
A Rebuilt Lee Majors Pitches the Bionic Ear
Mr. T Vs. Richard Simmons T-Shirt
Wearable Towel Rips Off the Snuggie
Mighty Tape: The Last Billy Mays Commercial
Potty Patch Lets Your Dog Piss In Your House!
Poder Sexual Video: Infomercial Leads to a Horny Wife
Poder Sexual Video: Man Tries to Off Himself Because He Can't Get It Up
June 2009
Hi, Billy Mays Here... A Video Tribute
Slap Your Favorite T-Shirt Slogan on a Custom Snuggie
Kevin Trudeau Becomes a Colonel in the Tin Foil Hat Brigade
Comfort Wipe: Someone is Actually Selling a Stick to Wipe Your Ass
Silver Sonic XL Commercial Gives Hot Girl-on-Girl Hearing Aid Action!
Flirty Girl Fitness Uses Sleazy Stripper Dance Moves to Get You Fit
May 2009
What Ever Happened to Miss Cleo?
Vivica A. Fox Appears on New Psychic Friends Network Infomercial (or Not)
Billy Mays Uses a Quick Chop to Bust a Move on Vince Offer's Slap Chop
Dumb Criminal Attempts Burglary While Wearing a Snuggie!
Boring FoodSaver Vacuum Sealer Infomercial Rips-Off the Magic Bullet
Parodies of Slap Chop, ShamWow, and Snuggie
April 2009
Neckline Slimmer Beauty Gadget is a Pogo Stick for Your Chin
Egg Genie: Because Boiling Eggs is So Hard!
"As Seen On TV" Special Airs on CNBC Wednesday
Bumpits Inserts: The Perfect Accessory for White Trash Hair Styles
Pitchmen with Billy Mays and Anthony Sullivan Premieres April 15
SoulWow: Father Vic Uses ShamWow Tactics to Get Catholics to Confession
Slim Suit Helps You Lose Weight AND Look Like a B-Movie Space Alien
The Snuggie Pub Crawl and Other Blanket with Sleeves Pop Culture Phenomena
March 2009
Vince from ShamWow Gets in Fight with a Hooker!
Uro Club Lets You Take a Leak in the Middle of the Golf Course
Dallas the ExtaMax Bitch Shows Up on Millionaire Matchmaker
Bullet Express Infomercial Review Now Online
Designer Snuggie: The Blanket with Sleeves Gets Even Stupider!
Billy Mays on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
February 2009
ExtaMax Infomercial Review and Videos Now Online
Catch It: Try Pronouncing the Name of this Cat Litter Box Product
The Cult of the Today Show Don the Snuggie Robe
January 2009
We're Melting Gold Baby: Cash4Gold.com Super Bowl Commercial Stars MC Hammer and Ed McMahon
Loud N Clear vs. Listen Up: Fake Bluetooth Headset Replaces Fake iPod Hearing Aid
O-O-O-Obama: From Coins to Chia Heads, Barack Becomes the Hottest Infomercial Product
Vote for Your Favorite As Seen On TV Product
Fuggly: Sketch Parody of the Snuggie Commercial
Toasty Wrap: The Snuggie Blanket Rips Off Itself!
The Proactiv Solution Vending Machine, Coming to a Shopping Mall Near You
Vince Offer Tries to Sell the ShamWow in Spanish
December 2008
Frank from the ExtenZe Infomercial on Blind Date
This Motivational CD May Be the Most Depressing Product Ever
Slap Chop Commercial: Vince from ShamWow Makes a Triumphant Return
Video: See Richard Simmons Coax Men into Shaking Their Booties
Extamax: The Most Shameless Male Enhancement Infomercial Yet
Chewbacca and His Wookie Family Wear Snuggies!
November 2008
New Cash4Gold.com Commercial Drops the Gold Digger and the Tranny
Blanket with Sleeves Grudge Match: Slanket vs. Snuggie
Richard Simmons Video: The Hunt for Some Woman Named "Joanie"
DramaTel Phone Card Commercial: Ghetto in Every Sense of the Word
Wayne Allyn Root: Sports Handicapping Infomercial Pitchman and Candidate for Vice President
Does Ruby Reds from Tony O'Donnell Really Taste Like Fruit Punch?
October 2008
Barry's Bootcamp? Barack Obama Airs a TV Infomercial
Oro Por Dinero: Cash4Gold.com Airs New Spanish and English Commercials
Bye, Bye Kevin: Trudeau Banned from Infomercials for 3 Years!
Do You Cath? Liberator Medical Commercial Offers You Catheters Out the Wazoo!
The Rice Twins on the Cash Flow Generator Infomercial
A ShamWow Parody Video That is Actually Funny
ERA Awards Attempt to Honor the Best Infomercials of 2008
September 2008
I Pity the Fool Who Doesn't Watch Mr. T Hosting the Flavor Wave Oven Turbo Infomercial
Cathy Mitchell Appears in Infomercial Parody Sketch
Lauren Popeil and the Gossip Pages
Snuggie Blanket with Sleeves: Another Candidate for the Stupid Products Hall of Fame
The Shuffles Shoe Mop Has to be One of the Dumbest Products Ever!
Creepy Hair Club Testimonial: My Stepdad is HOT!
Does Chaz Dean's Face Disturb You?
August 2008
He's Baaaack: Anthony Robbins Returns (and Brings Tom Selleck with Him)
The Dual Action Cleanse Infomercial Gets Even Weirder
New Tiddy Bear Commercial Explains That Name
The Vince from ShamWow Movie (aka The Underground Comedy Movie)
Mr. T Hosts the Flavor Wave Oven Turbo Infomercial (I am NOT Making This Up!)
This is Why Donald Trump Makes Infomercials
Kettlenetics: I Gotta Have More KBell, Baby!
July 2008
You'll Be Saying 'Wow' When You See Vince in the Full-Length ShamWow Commercial
The Great Infomercial Breast-Fest of 2008
The Santo Gold Vs. Santogold Lawsuit
Chic Shaper Provides More Confidence, Better Posture, a Youthful Silhouette...and Big Ole Boobies!
The Ubiquitous Cash4Gold.com TV Commercial
Easy Curves Commercial: Breasts in Motion
June 2008
Why is the ShamWow Commercial So Damn Annoying?
Hilarious Chinese Sexual Health Infomercials
The Musical Inspiration of Santo Gold
Billy Mays and Anthony Sullivan to Star in Reality TV Show?
Alfonso Ribeiro Teaches Dorky White Boys How to Break Dance
Magic Bullet To Go Infomercial Review Now Online
May 2008
Another Demo of Knutric Lighting a Lamp
Greer Childers Shows Us an Extreme Face Workout
An Even More Disturbing Facial Flex Demo
At Last, English-Speakers Have a Chance to Smear Snail Slime on Their Skin!
See Kevin Trudeau and His Natural Cures Book Exposed and Mocked
Venus Labs and Omar Alexander: What Product is This Man Selling?
April 2008
ExtenZe Invents a Male Enhancement Drink
Liquid Generation Names the 10 Worst Infomercials Ever
AskMen Names the 10 Greatest Infomercials of All Time
What Ever Happened to Susan Powter of Stop the Insanity?
Kevin Trudeau and The Paranoid Style in American Infomercials
Horndog Donald Trump Gets Edited in His Way To Wealth Infomercial
Interesting YouTube Discussion about the Nads Infomercial
March 2008
Kevin Trudeau Tries to Fool People into Thinking They Are Watching 'The View'
Kymaro Body Shaper: Does This Woman Really Need This Product?
Transform Your Leathery Mummy into a Beautiful Model
I Have Finally Seen the Magic Bullet to Go Infomercial!
The Rich Jerk: Is It Deja Tom Vu All Over Again?
The Ruby Reds Tony O'Donnell Drinking Game
Get Klee Irwin as Your Very Own Stalker
Cheap-Ass Spanish Infomercial Solves the Energy Crisis
February 2008
Nu-Zymes or Lifezymes? Can You Please Get the Name of Your Own Damn Product Straight!
David Letterman Steamer Product Prank Costs Richard Simmons Dearly
If You Fear Feet, Avoid the Kinoki and PedEgg Commercials!
Hot Tub Fantasy Sequence on the ThermoSpas Infomercial
Horndog Donald Trump Gets Bleeped on His Own Infomercial
Colon Cleansing Duel: Danny Vierra vs. Klee Irwin
How Low the Mighty Have Fallen: Hugh Downs and Al Haig Do Infomercials
January 2008
More Hawaii Chair Infomercial Video
Ellen and Best Week Ever Show My Hawaii Chair Video
Dual Action Cleanse Video: Klee Irwin Shows You a Turd
ExtenZe TV Ad Tries Intentional Humor for a Change
Libido-Max TV Infomercial on the Air!
Review of the New Klee Irwin Dual Action Cleanse Infomercial Now Online
What Ever Happened to Dave Del Dotto?
Sexual Undertones in the Pressa Bella Steam Iron Infomercial
Nads Video: "I got Nadded" and Other Interesting Uses of the Word "Nads"
December 2007
TV Infomercial Bloopers from Billy Mays and Anthony Sullivan
New Almighty Cleanse Infomercial with Danny Vierra Now On the Air
Jeanne Bice Wins an Award from "The Soup" for Her Outstanding Quacker Factory Work on QVC
An Infomercial for Pot-Heads?? Are Marijuana Smokers Using the AeroGarden to Grow Weed?
Cathy Mitchell and GT Xpress 101 Inspire a Blog
Yum! The Flavor Wave Oven Cooks Up a Cryo-Roast
Remember All Those Cheesy 900 Numbers?
November 2007
Kevin Trudeau in Legal Trouble...Again
Flavor Wave Oven Infomercial Rips-Off Ron Popeil
Pictures of Tina Milano and Kelly Britz on the Jeff Paul Infomercial
Four Breasts Teach You the Shortcuts to Internet Millions (aka The Jeff Paul Infomercial)
ERA Awards for Best Infomercials of 2007
This Annoying Avacor Radio Ad is on All the Damn Time!
October 2007
Tommy Vu at the World Series of Poker
No, The Hawaii Chair is Not Dumb at All
WalkFit or Magic Bullet: Which Mimi Umidon is Hotter?
Please Help! Where Can I Watch the Magic Bullet To Go Infomercial?
In Living Color Parody of Classic Infomercials
Wallet Pix: New High-Tech Digital Way for Grandma to Bore the Hell Out of Everyone
September 2007
K-Nutric: Greatest Health Drink Since Kerosene
Winning Edge and the Return of the Sports Handicapping Infomercial
Youthful Essence with Suan Lucci Copies "Sex and the City"
Cobra StunLight: The Return of the Cheesy Self-Defense Device Infomercial
August 2007
So Easy a Kid Could Do It: The Next Infomercial Cliché?
Excellent Resource for Classic Ronco TV Commercials
Patch Perfect Grass Seed Commercial Rips Off Famous Ron Popeil Phrase
Klee Irwin: The Count Chocula of Colon Cleansing
Did Mad TV Cause the Quacker Factory to Change Its Styles?
Cast of the Magic Bullet Simpsonized
July 2007
Your Favorite Infomercial Stars Simpsonized
Suspicious Testimonial on the John Alexander Real Estate Infomercial
Anyone Remember a Tom Bosley Computer Infomercial?
'The Soup' Notices the ExtenZe Infomercial
Pictures from the Magic Bullet Infomercial
Nads Video: A Bunch of Women Removing Their Leg Hair on a Beach
June 2007
Klee Irwin Does It Again! New Version of Dual Action Cleanse Infomercial Now on TV
Tony Little Video: T & A & Darla Haun
Ronco No Mo'? Popeil Products Company Files for Bankruptcy
Jack LaLanne Sings a Duet with Himself
The Fruity Long-Haired Hairdressers with Foreign Accents are Coming!
ExtenZe Infomercial Invades the Star Wars Universe
More Magic Bullet: Mimi's Doppelganger
Almighty Cleanse Video: Danny's Big Turd Show-and-Tell
May 2007
Fridge Balls: Another Hilarious Infomercial Product Name
Cat Crap Gets Its Own Infomercial with Cat Genie
Nad's Video: Back Hair and the Football Team
That Woman in Every Damn Commercial on TV Hosts the Better Trades Infomercial
Magic Bullet Video: The Best of Berman
Light Relief Web Site Gives Robert Wagner a Creepy Mini-Me
Magic Bullet Video: Hazel Highlights
Computer-Generated Ron Jeremy Animation Wearing a Blue Velour VigRX Sweatsuit
Rejuvenique Video: See the Electric Halloween Mask in Action
April 2007
Tiddy Bear: Funniest Product Name Ever?
Review of Magic Bullet Infomercial Now Online
Almighty Cleanse Video: Parasites Crawling Back to the "Cave"
Libido-Max: Klee Irwin Talks About Sex
Nads Video: Lady Loses Her Beard
School Career Day with Klee Irwin
You Can Look as Good as a Snail with Karakol Kream
The One That Got Away: Vote for the Worst, Sanjaya Malakar, and Me
March 2007
Listen Up TV Commercial Encourages Snooping
An Infomercial Moment on "Ugly Betty"
Derma Wand: Not as Funny as I Hoped
Female Host of ExtenZe Infomercial is Bridgetta Tomarchio
Tooth Tunes: One Scary Product for Kids!
February 2007
Victoria Principal and the Tradition of the Surprise Infomercial Pop-In
Bizarre Ad: Vote for Custody of Anna Nicole's Baby!
Tragedy: Klee Irwin Dual Action Cleanse Video Removed from YouTube
Alzare Video: See a Real Ladies' Man in Action
January 2007
Dr Ho Video: The Abolition of Man
New Extenze Video: Brigitte, Frank, and the Girls on the Couch in the Sex Talk Infomercial
Review of Almighty Cleanse Infomercial with Danny Vierra Now Online
The Infomercial Grindhouse: Access Television Network
Dr. Ho Video: I Promise It Won't Hurt
The Most Important Awards Ever: ERA Names the Best Infomercials of 2006
Video: The Juiceman's Eucharist
December 2006
New ExtenZe 2006 Infomercial Cast Pictures
Ruby on the ExtenZe Infomercial
Cathy Mitchell Infomercials as Comfort Food?
Juiceman Video: Get Real High with Parsley Juice
The Next Dumb Exercise Fad: The Hawaii Chair and Electric Hula Chairs
Video Clip of ExtenZe Infomercial with Chantz Fortune
’Tis the Season for The Clapper and Chia Pet Commercials
November 2006
Article on Get-Rich-Quick Seminar Infomercials
The Carey Formula, Dittie, and Tampon Bowling
October 2006
The Learning Annex: Graveyard for Infomercial Stars
Infomercial Madness: Tony Little, Matthew Lesko, and Anthony Sullivan Shill for MSN
Infomercial Hostess Forbes Riley and Fashion House
Grudge Match: The Juiceman versus Jack LaLanne
September 2006
Video of a Drunken P. Diddy Talking Trash About Proactiv Solution Celebrities
Who Needs Horror When You Have Facial Flex?
P. Diddy Sues Proactiv Solution
Lost Santo Gold Auction Video with a Clip from Blood Circus
August 2006
Ron Jeremy's ExtenZe Shirt Sure Gets Around
Looking for a Tape of the Psychic Gary Spivey Infomercial
Bizarre Matthew Lesko Videos Online
Infomercial as Fake Reality Show: Dwan Bent-Twyford
Has-Been Celebrities, The Surreal Life, Infomercials, and Miss Cleo
July 2006
The Rise of the Stock and Currency Trading Infomercials
El Dual Action Cleanse Infomercial Con Señor Klee Irwin en Español
Yet Another Post on the Donald Trump Seminar Infomercial
Holy [Bleep]! Swearing in Infomercials
June 2006
The Strange World of Radio Infomercials
Review of the Klee Irwin Dual Action Cleanse Infomercial Now Online
Hard Time in Prison for Tom Vu?
Passion’s Fire: Lost Infomercial Classic
Donald Trump Got Rich in Real Estate and You Can Too!
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